Man vs Bear
Carroll Worldwide
We explore the "man vs bear in a forest" and Sherri answers. A cat gets into someone's pond and wreaks havoc. People are cussing out employees at Lowe's. Cameras to the rescue once again. Guys who don't understand things are getting unhinged over drag bingos. Dennis reveals the drama of his job. And just how many supplements is Randy on???
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Two Smoking Ladies
Carroll Worldwide
The gang catches up on the time off. Dennis goes to Disneyworld. A guy in Westminster Community Online is distraught by Gandalf's sunglasses. A gentleman in Hampstead is looking for a new neighbor and has high standards for attractivenes. Randy just hopes the Burger King lesbians kissed. Don't make Sherri laugh too hard.
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McDemons
Carroll Worldwide
Carroll County has actual demons, and not just the management at one of the local McDonald’s. A lesson is learned in audacity, older women are hotter, and for the love of everything, please know what you want when you go through the drive thru! Also, we decide to stop bleeping cuss words and throw around the idea of taking the podcast to a live audience near you!
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The Petsitter's Destiny
Carroll Worldwide
The gang talks about "The Ick", and the lack of balance between men and women in the game of attraction. But enough of that, let's talk about the biggest story to hit Carroll County since the last "What was that boom??"..... Petsittergate, 2023!
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Phoenix Rising
Carroll Worldwide
Sherri makes some exiting announcements, Randy has too many near death experiences, Dennis mansplains dick pics. Let’s talk about a$$ eaters, unwanted texts, dinosaur farts and power outages- all in this week's episode of your favorite podcast.
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The One Where Dennis Splits His Pants
Carroll Worldwide
Randy has a disappointing time at Pride. Social Media makes a deep dive into Sherri with no foreplay. Dennis revels in the ultimate destruction of Denny’s.
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Klanned Karenhood
Carroll Worldwide
Randy discusses his drug of choice and bad parking. Dennis segues the hell of this episode and discusses patriotic gas prices and bad parking. Sherri tries to decipher some frum the hills speak and delivers another scathing top ten.
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Sick Freak Moron
Carroll Worldwide
If someone forgets a chicken on the roof of their car in a Walmart parking lot and drives away, was it alive or deep fried? Randy finds his #AdminGoals. Dennis looks forward to a new Maryland holiday. Sherri receives some hate online.
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Bizarro Rainbow
Carroll Worldwide
Dennis gets back in the game by bringing us a baby rental opportunity. Sherri chronicles another creepy cafe encounter. Randy makes the case that we are living in a parallel dimension.
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Rat King
Carroll Worldwide
Randy likes big cameras and he cannot lie. And Dennis cannot deny. When Sherri walks in with a fresh top ten And rest of her o-pin-ins We get worldwide.
info_outlineTwas the Gary before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a wall was left standing
Not even this louse
The drywall was hung
With a belch and a swear
No MHIC either
He just doesn't care
The children were horrified
hiding in their bed
The reviews of his work
Oh, what they read
Passed out at the library
A filthy redneck
We' re calling our lawyer
Just look at our deck!
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see
What was the matter
When what to my wondering eye
Should appear?
He knocked over my mailbox
And he's drenched in cheap beer
Out of the cab he fell
So angry and drunk
He cussed up a storm
And wow he sure stunk
He asked for down payment
On work to be done
I asked for his license
He said he had none
I told him to go
Gooobye and goodnight
He threw up and said
"Hey you wanna fight?"
As the cab drove away
And I wished him to hell
"We just hired a crackhead"
As the front gutters fell.