Doomscrollin #009: Doppelgangers, Doomsday, and the Death of Architecture

0:00 - 15:00 | Tech Issues & The Wheel of Doom Begins

• The show starts with the usual streaming struggles—issues getting the broadcast to work on Rumble and Rockfin.
• Sam and Mike confirm that the stream is live and introduce the episode.
• Midnight Mike promotes Monster Box Pedals, a boutique guitar pedal company he's working with. They joke that this might be Doom Scrolling’s first sponsor.
• The first spin of The Wheel of Doom lands on Lost Technology & Ancient Architecture.
  • They discuss how old buildings are too advanced to have been made with ancient tools.
  • Theories about lost civilizations and suppressed knowledge.
  • Modern buildings suck—Tucker Carlson claims ugly architecture is intentionally designed to annoy us.

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15:00 - 30:00 | The "City Killer" Asteroid

• NASA warns of asteroid 2024 YR4, a 300-foot-wide rock that could wipe out a city.
• Initially, the chances of impact were 1%, but now the odds have doubled.
• If it hits land, it could destroy a city. If it hits water, Florida might be gone due to tsunamis.
• NASA is letting independent astronomers track it using the James Webb Telescope—a sign they might be more worried than they’re letting on.
• Midnight Mike brings up a Twitter researcher tracking the asteroid’s increasing chances of impact.
• They joke about Bruce Willis no longer being able to save us like in Armageddon.

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30:00 - 45:00 | Are We Living in the Wrong Year?

• The Phantom Time Hypothesis—a theory that 297 years of history never happened.
  • A historian claims medieval rulers faked the years 814-911 AD to make the year 1000 arrive sooner.
  • Many artifacts from this time period are missing.
  • Ties into theories about Tartaria and how history is rewritten by the elites.
• If they changed the date today, would anyone even care?
  • People ignored Epstein’s client list and UFO disclosures—so a fake calendar wouldn’t shock them either.
  • Sam jokes, "They could just jump us to the year 3025 and nobody would protest."

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45:00 - 60:00 | Doppelgangers, Skinwalkers & Mimics

• A viral video claims a mimic or doppelganger was spotted in someone’s house.
• Could some people be glitchy replacements?
• Midnight Mike discusses pod people—imperfect clones that lack social skills and act strangely.
• Are doppelgangers linked to aliens or interdimensional beings?
• If your mimic was better than you, would people even notice you were gone?

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60:00 - 75:00 | The Hair Transplant Epidemic

• Hair transplant tourism is booming—flights out of Turkey are packed with men recovering from surgery.
• They joke about a guy's scalp leaking mid-flight, causing a scene.
• Hair transplants vs. embracing baldness—when is it time to let go?
• Seinfeld’s old joke: “Nobody can tell it’s a hairpiece.” (Everybody can tell.)

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75:00 - 90:00 | Final Spins & Shoutouts

• Birthday shoutouts for fans and local celebrity Steve Lafayette.
• The Wheel of Doom brings up Project Blue Beam—is the asteroid a cover-up for a fake space attack?
• Midnight Mike says, "If the asteroid is real, I’m catching it bare-handed."
• They joke about flat earthers wondering where the asteroid is coming from.
• The episode ends with laughs and another spin of The Wheel of Doom.

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