Doomscrollin #013: Severance, Soul Traps, and Robotic Birds
Doom Scrollin' with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike
Release Date: 03/26/2025
Doom Scrollin' with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike
0:00–15:00 — Welcome to the Tower of Truth (and the Wheel’s wrath) Banter, rapture jokes, and “Wheel of Doom” rules: 7,500 points = Palace of Pleasure, under 3,000 = Land of Lunacy. Clip on Mao’s Cultural Revolution sparks talk on youth control and censorship. Chicago street chaos → “Valley of Sorrow” score drop; segue into Voynich Manuscript mysteries. 15:00–30:00 — Clones, conspiracies & cursed contracts Britney Spears clone rumors, Hollywood doppelgangers. Kansas myth: alien DNA baby and vanished family. Court case: man rewrites credit card contract,...
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0:00–15:00 — Cold open, the Wheel spins, and cursed parrots + creepy woods The rules of the game: rack up points to reach the “Tower of Truth,” fall short and it’s back to the “Land of Lunacy.” First spin delivers a wild mini-doc: opium-addicted parrots raiding poppy fields in India—farmers can’t stop them, and the birds crash hard when harvest ends. Sam lays out a “don’t celebrate anyone’s death” rant (framed around the online pile-on over Charlie Kirk), pointing at how elites love when we fight each other. Then we shift spooky: a Southern-Gothic...
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0:00:00–0:15:00 — Live intro, celeb 9/11 near-miss chatter, and a “haunted” vending machine We kick off live and riff on the lore that Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane “conveniently” didn’t get on a 9/11 flight — “lucky guys,” then: “let’s get this dooming going.” First Video of the Day: the “haunted vending machine” dispensing retro sodas (Texas Red, New Coke, Russian Pepsi), unlabeled buttons that all read “mystery,” and a 2018 disappearance with a note: “went for a walk.” 0:15:00–0:30:00 — Wheel drama, pepper-spray role-play, and...
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00:00:00 – 00:15:00 | Kickoff & Point Nemo Mysteries The show opens with the Wheel of Doom and immediate fire clips. First topic: Point Nemo, the most remote place on Earth, a graveyard for satellites and decommissioned spacecraft. Talk about the infamous “Bloop” sound recorded near it, and theories of a lost civilization like Lemuria. Jokes about astronauts being the closest humans and riffs on conspiracy lore about underwater cities. 00:15:00 – 00:30:00 | Walmart’s Sinister Lighting & Obama Pizza Viral video about Walmart replacing store lights with 10,000...
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00:00–15:00 — Kickoff, “are we in a sim?”, and brain‑tech worries We open with the show bumper and roll into a packed wheel—55 videos on deck. A 1977 Philip K. Dick clip sets the vibe: reality branches, “variables were changed”—Sam ties it to the Matrix/Mandela Effect. Then a sober detour into neuroweapons: DARPA’s non‑invasive neuromodulation, aerosolized nano‑materials, and remotely reading/writing to the brain. Programming note/CTA: “fighting the algorithm”—likes, subs, and comments matter. A Mike Benz segment on “strategic non‑cooperation”:...
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00:00:00 – 00:15:00 | Grocery Sign Squatter & Passport Man Opening banter on AC troubles, Wheel of Doom setup, and life chaos. Viral news: woman secretly living inside a grocery store sign for over a year. First spin: “Passport Man” — comedy about the 9/11 hijacker’s intact passport. Satirical “passport paper skyscraper” idea. Brief riff on Middle East conflicts and government narratives. 00:15:00 – 00:30:00 | Rothschilds, Lincoln & the Civil War Theory linking Rothschild banking empire to Lincoln’s assassination. European banks allegedly financing...
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Check out The Third Pyramid Band: Don't forget to check out Sam's upcoming dates: Aug 1 2025 – Boston, MA · Nick’s Comedy Stop · *Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night* · 7:30 PM Aug 2 2025 - Broad Brook, CT · BroadBrook Opera House · *Tin Foil Hat Comedy & Swarm Tank* · 8:00 PM 0:00:00 - 0:15:00 - Kicking Off with the Wheel of Doom and Social Media Banter We kick off the show with some casual banter about going live on platforms like Facebook and Kik, setting the stage for another...
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Segment 1 (00:00-15:00): Tech Issues & Ozzy Osbourne Tribute Hosts experience a comedic mishap starting their live stream, highlighting a relatable technological confusion. Mention the passing of Ozzy Osbourne, paying respects to the music legend. Tribute to Ozzy's career and his final performance. Personal reflections on mortality and the loss of childhood heroes. Introduction of the "Wheel of Doom" for selecting clips to discuss. Segment 2 (15:00-30:00): Surveillance & Metaphysical Reality Discussion sparked by a former Palantir analyst on surveillance and...
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0:00 - 15:00 | Algorithmic Nightmares and Artifact Smugglers First doomscroll topic hits hard: Hobby Lobby smuggling ancient artifacts from Iraq. Over 5,000 cuneiform tablets bought under shady labels like “tile samples”. Founder Steve Green’s evangelical push via the Bible Museum. Accusations of stealing from Oxford, displaying fake Dead Sea Scrolls. “Where are the actual hobbies at Hobby Lobby?” Theorizing big corporations as fronts—Walmart, Hobby Lobby, even Chuck E. Cheese. Sam jokes about these shady businesses mimicking Vatican-style secret knowledge hoarding....
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00:00 – 15:00: Opening & July 4th Kickoff Sam and Mike introduce the refreshed "Wheel of Doom" and fan-suggested upgrades. Banter about improving production and viewer engagement. Light patriotic humor kicks off Fourth of July discussion, blending satire and celebration. 15:00 – 30:00: Corporate Ironies & Protester Musings Analysis of Alyssa Heinerschneid’s new role post-Bud Light controversy. Discussion of irony in corporate decisions and global politics. Nate Freeman’s claim about paid protesters sparks comedic speculation. Sarcasm-filled jokes...
info_outline00:00–15:00 — Kicking Off the Madness
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Sam plugs tour dates, Mike promotes "The Naked Gardener" tea
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33 videos loaded up for the Wheel of Doom
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First spin: a wild Hollow Earth theory clip
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Inner earth has its own continent, paradise vegetation, telepathic people
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Hollow Earth residents are allegedly from lost tribes of Israel
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Hosts riff on biblical lifespans and ancient health regimens
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15:00–30:00 — Steel Beams & Viral Musicians
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Viral musician Steel Beams starts from broke to opening for Tool
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Sam shares story from friend Tino Sanchez
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Commentary on talent vs. luck in entertainment
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“Dumbest entertainment ever” vs. “Spectrum of fun” debate
30:00–45:00 — The Cadaver Synod: Trial of a Dead Pope
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Pope Formosus’ corpse exhumed and put on trial in 897 AD
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Found guilty posthumously, body thrown into Tiber River
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Sam jokes about becoming a lawyer for the dead
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Hosts riff on the absurdity of Vatican history and corpse trials
45:00–60:00 — Birds Aren’t Real?
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Viral bird video suggests robotic bird drone with flashing lights
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Sam & Mike debate DARPA involvement vs. wildlife tracking
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Nod to "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy theory
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Side convo about ancient map-making: intuition vs. advanced tech
60:00–75:00 — Prison Planet Theory Meets Severance
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Clip connects Apple TV’s Severance to "Prison Planet" theory
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Earth as an energy farm for interdimensional beings (loosh)
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Reincarnation as a soul trap to maintain negative energy cycle
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Comparison between show’s elements and ancient spiritual beliefs
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Hosts amazed at fringe ideas entering mainstream entertainment
75:00–90:00 — Roswell Diaries & Soul Trap Tech
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Expanded theory from Roswell crash: soul-trap tech surrounds Earth
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Alien entity warns we’re stuck here for thousands of years
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“Haunted house” analogy for Earth and cycles of good/bad places
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Discovery of pillars beneath pyramids mentioned
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Sam teases deeper spiritual ideas from the Book of Enoch
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