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#373: Plant Man Pandemonium

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Release Date: 01/20/2025

#388: Holy Death: Curse Of The Chihuahua Man Bat show art #388: Holy Death: Curse Of The Chihuahua Man Bat

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In 2009 a spate of sightings involving a massive, multi-winged monstrosity held Mexico’s municipality of Guerrero in a thrall of fear. While some believed this thing was a denizen of hell; others were just as sure it was a divine apparition. But from wherever it hailed, all who stared into it’s burning red-eyes and lived to tell the tale knew that this bizarre being was the embodiment of total terror… and what’s worse, it might not have been alone. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:...

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#387: The Zaragoza Goblin: An Urban Imp show art #387: The Zaragoza Goblin: An Urban Imp

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In September of 1934—just a week before the violent eruption of protests and political strife that marked Spain’s short-lived “October Revolution”—a family living in a Zaragozan apartment complex became the targets of an eldritch entity that would torment not only them but everyone else who entered the building during in its month long siege of horror. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:  -  - - -  -  

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The Cryptonaut Podcast Trailer show art The Cryptonaut Podcast Trailer

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Are you ready to dive headfirst into the Murky monster infested waters of the uncanny, the inexplicable, and the straight-up weird? Then Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast—where high strangeness is the lowest bar, and nothing is off limits… "Monsters are real.. Aliens are here.. and honestly, we’re just trying to cope."    

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#386: E.S.M.B. - Face Wing-Wing Mouth: The Pride Of El Yunque show art #386: E.S.M.B. - Face Wing-Wing Mouth: The Pride Of El Yunque

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Puerto Rico’s legendarily monster infested El Yunque National park has been the site of an amazing array of truly terrifying (and potentially lethal) paranormal phenomena. But few of these cases can compare to an event that took place in 1981, that involved a turbine powered UFO, tiny pilots, a smoke-show Nordic doctor and a pair of anesthetic spraying, touchy-feely chupacabras; all of which would combine to form one of the most bats**t  crazy cases on the books.  Article Reference:   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay...

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#385: Cosmic Cuisine: Fast Food Of The Gods show art #385: Cosmic Cuisine: Fast Food Of The Gods

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Of all the logic defying antics that have allegedly occurred between human beings and E.T.s, few are more perplexing than those involving food of unearthly origin. These alien appetizers are sometimes offered in good faith and other times exist only to incapacitate unsuspecting earthlings. But whether the motivations of these inexplicable entities are insidious or altruistic, one thing is abundantly clear; anyone who consumes their cosmic cuisine will be forever changed by the experience. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with...

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#384: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 35: Doppelgängers vs Mimics show art #384: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 35: Doppelgängers vs Mimics

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There are few opponents more cunning, insidious or dangerous than the individual we see every single day staring back at us from within a mirror. Being us, they know all of our most shameful secrets, egregious actions and illicit desires. What’s more they know how to hone these wispy concepts into devastating weapons which they wield with uncanny accuracy against the one person, most vulnerable to them: ourselves. Now imagine a world in which this isn’t a dark game we play with our own self loathing psyches, but an all too real battle that’s unfolding between ourselves and an identical...

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#383: I Killed A Super-Sexy Psychic Werewolf show art #383: I Killed A Super-Sexy Psychic Werewolf

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In 2017, a trucker was hauling a load down a desolate stretch in Michigan’s Manistee National Forest when he had a confrontation with a mammoth monstrosity that left him fearing for both his sanity and his life… but, terrifying though this life threatening encounter was, little could he have imagined that this violent brush would be just the beginning of his mind-bending odyssey into the dark underbelly of America's occult agents. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:  -  - - -...

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#382: Cold War Creepers: Russian Lake Monster Mania show art #382: Cold War Creepers: Russian Lake Monster Mania

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Spanning some 5,600-miles from east to west and 2,800-miles from north to south, Russia is a sprawling land mass that boasts a near unfathomable 2.8-million lakes. Bearing this in mind it should come as no surprise that the former Soviet Union is not only infested with lake monsters, but that those on offer are some of the craziest cryptids on the books. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:  -  - - -  -  

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#381: Big Yellows Part 2: The Unstoppable Enemy show art #381: Big Yellows Part 2: The Unstoppable Enemy

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In the last days of the Vietnam War, six heavily-armed Marines—while hiking through the darkness of the DMZ—narrowly avoided a run-in with a trio of bizarre behemoths. In the moments following this near-miss, the grunts were counting their lucky stars... but little could these battle weary men have suspected that, in mere moments, all hell was about to break loose. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:  -  - - -  -   THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY NORDVPNEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal...

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#380: Big Yellows Part 1: Scourge Of The Jungle show art #380: Big Yellows Part 1: Scourge Of The Jungle

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Near the end of the Vietnam War a battle hardened team of American Marines were sent on a covert mission into the dense jungles of the DMZ in order to ambush a communist convoy. But that moonless night these well-armed warriors weren’t destined to be the aggressors but the victims of an inexplicable army of unknown—and decidedly inhuman—enemies. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: -   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:  -  - - -  -  

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On our planet inexplicable animals come in all shapes and sizes, but—for all of their diversity—rarely do they come in the form of the leafy, chlorophyll laden plant. This week we once again dive into the algae ridden, monster infested pond wherein these elusive cryptobotanical critters dwell.

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