#386: E.S.M.B. - Face Wing-Wing Mouth: The Pride Of El Yunque
Release Date: 04/21/2025
#392: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 36: Night Terrors
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In most children, the dread of bedtime stems from equal combination of FOMO and a fear of the dark. But for some kids, and even a few you adults, that fear is founded on all too real experiences with anomalous and sometimes highly aggressive entities that’s prove—beyond the shadow of a doubt—that humankind’s millennia long fear of the dark is not unfounded. Kerry Bernard: Thad Jackson: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#391: Jailbreak Area51! Part 3: Alien Aftermath
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After a hostile alien escaped from Area-51’s allegedly impenetrable S-2 Annex, the Military Police and elite search and containment units were put on red alert. While these teams were in pursuit of the insidious insectoid, a pair of OSI Agents were hot on their trail doing their best to cover up the enigmatic events as they happened… all the while .. tragedy waited in the wings. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#390: Jailbreak Area51! Part 2: Enter The Quataloid
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While on a camping trip in an abandoned mining town just outside the Nellis Air Force Range, a husband and father of two was killed by a bizarre, bug-like being who had escaped from the S-2 Annex of the notorious Area-51. Following the escape, a pair of OSI officers were tasked with finding out how the mantis-like monstrosity had managed to get out and, more pressing still, what had become of it. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#389: Jailbreak Area51! Part 1: The Silverbow Incident
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Of all the bizarre claims made about the arid patch of government owned Nevada desert known as Area-51, among the strangest—and most disturbing—has got to be the alleged escape of a highly predatorial, non-human prisoner and its horrifying encounter with an unsuspecting family who had the bad luck of running into this vile vermin while camping in the high desert. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - - THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY INCOGNIEXCLUSIVE Incogi...
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#388: Holy Death: Curse Of The Chihuahua Man Bat
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In 2009 a spate of sightings involving a massive, multi-winged monstrosity held Mexico’s municipality of Guerrero in a thrall of fear. While some believed this thing was a denizen of hell; others were just as sure it was a divine apparition. But from wherever it hailed, all who stared into it’s burning red-eyes and lived to tell the tale knew that this bizarre being was the embodiment of total terror… and what’s worse, it might not have been alone. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:...
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#387: The Zaragoza Goblin: An Urban Imp
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In September of 1934—just a week before the violent eruption of protests and political strife that marked Spain’s short-lived “October Revolution”—a family living in a Zaragozan apartment complex became the targets of an eldritch entity that would torment not only them but everyone else who entered the building during in its month long siege of horror. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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The Cryptonaut Podcast Trailer
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Are you ready to dive headfirst into the Murky monster infested waters of the uncanny, the inexplicable, and the straight-up weird? Then Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast—where high strangeness is the lowest bar, and nothing is off limits… "Monsters are real.. Aliens are here.. and honestly, we’re just trying to cope."
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#386: E.S.M.B. - Face Wing-Wing Mouth: The Pride Of El Yunque
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Puerto Rico’s legendarily monster infested El Yunque National park has been the site of an amazing array of truly terrifying (and potentially lethal) paranormal phenomena. But few of these cases can compare to an event that took place in 1981, that involved a turbine powered UFO, tiny pilots, a smoke-show Nordic doctor and a pair of anesthetic spraying, touchy-feely chupacabras; all of which would combine to form one of the most bats**t crazy cases on the books. Article Reference: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay...
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#385: Cosmic Cuisine: Fast Food Of The Gods
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Of all the logic defying antics that have allegedly occurred between human beings and E.T.s, few are more perplexing than those involving food of unearthly origin. These alien appetizers are sometimes offered in good faith and other times exist only to incapacitate unsuspecting earthlings. But whether the motivations of these inexplicable entities are insidious or altruistic, one thing is abundantly clear; anyone who consumes their cosmic cuisine will be forever changed by the experience. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with...
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#384: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 35: Doppelgängers vs Mimics
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There are few opponents more cunning, insidious or dangerous than the individual we see every single day staring back at us from within a mirror. Being us, they know all of our most shameful secrets, egregious actions and illicit desires. What’s more they know how to hone these wispy concepts into devastating weapons which they wield with uncanny accuracy against the one person, most vulnerable to them: ourselves. Now imagine a world in which this isn’t a dark game we play with our own self loathing psyches, but an all too real battle that’s unfolding between ourselves and an identical...
info_outlinePuerto Rico’s legendarily monster infested El Yunque National park has been the site of an amazing array of truly terrifying (and potentially lethal) paranormal phenomena. But few of these cases can compare to an event that took place in 1981, that involved a turbine powered UFO, tiny pilots, a smoke-show Nordic doctor and a pair of anesthetic spraying, touchy-feely chupacabras; all of which would combine to form one of the most bats**t crazy cases on the books.
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