#386: E.S.M.B. - Face Wing-Wing Mouth: The Pride Of El Yunque
Release Date: 04/21/2025
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info_outlinePuerto Rico’s legendarily monster infested El Yunque National park has been the site of an amazing array of truly terrifying (and potentially lethal) paranormal phenomena. But few of these cases can compare to an event that took place in 1981, that involved a turbine powered UFO, tiny pilots, a smoke-show Nordic doctor and a pair of anesthetic spraying, touchy-feely chupacabras; all of which would combine to form one of the most bats**t crazy cases on the books.
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