#396: Uncle Bobby’s Bonkers Big Bear Bonanza
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From Yogi, Smoky, Paddington and Winnie the Pooh to Baloo, Fozzi, the Berenstain Bears not to mention the Magic Kingdom’s own Country Bear Jamboree, pop culture is littered with examples of talking bears. But, fanciful though these characters they may be, there are genuine reports of humans interacting with an uncanny array of these hyper-intelligent carnivores… who, beneath their teeth, claws and fur, may be hiding an incredible secret The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - -...
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#395: Stumps Addendum: Crawlers, Creepers And Midnight Peepers
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In the mid-60s, an Oregon family was thrust into a supernatural gauntlet involving UAPs, dazzling indoor light shows, cycloptic beasts, dancing aliens, a smoking dome, possible poltergeist, an ominous (and evidently bulletproof) shadow stalker and—to cap it all off—a pack of spider-like tree stumps roaming the wilds of the Pacific Northwest. In fact, this onslaught of metaphysical mayhem got so intense that it sent this poor family fleeing from their home… never to return again. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the...
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#394: When Shadows Attack: A Living Nightmare
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In 1986, a boy named Greg endured a night of hellish torment at the hands of a sinister, giggling shadow child, who—while under the watchful eye of its pernicious parent—tortured its human counterpart in what was evidently a diabolical twist on the time honored tradition of “bring your kid to work day”. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#393: Ufonauts, The Future And A Boy Named Osmo
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In the mid-50s a pair of Finnish brothers had a terrifying, all too close encounter with a speeding saucer. While the boys were both scared by this near miss, for one of them—Osmo Liene — his ordeal was just beginning as just days later, at the stroke of midnight, a trio of aged aliens would invade his home to interrogate him... and reveal something that no one should ever know. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - - THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY...
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#392: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 36: Night Terrors
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In most children, the dread of bedtime stems from equal combination of FOMO and a fear of the dark. But for some kids, and even a few you adults, that fear is founded on all too real experiences with anomalous and sometimes highly aggressive entities that’s prove—beyond the shadow of a doubt—that humankind’s millennia long fear of the dark is not unfounded. Kerry Bernard: Thad Jackson: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#391: Jailbreak Area51! Part 3: Alien Aftermath
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After a hostile alien escaped from Area-51’s allegedly impenetrable S-2 Annex, the Military Police and elite search and containment units were put on red alert. While these teams were in pursuit of the insidious insectoid, a pair of OSI Agents were hot on their trail doing their best to cover up the enigmatic events as they happened… all the while .. tragedy waited in the wings. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#390: Jailbreak Area51! Part 2: Enter The Quataloid
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While on a camping trip in an abandoned mining town just outside the Nellis Air Force Range, a husband and father of two was killed by a bizarre, bug-like being who had escaped from the S-2 Annex of the notorious Area-51. Following the escape, a pair of OSI officers were tasked with finding out how the mantis-like monstrosity had managed to get out and, more pressing still, what had become of it. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#389: Jailbreak Area51! Part 1: The Silverbow Incident
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Of all the bizarre claims made about the arid patch of government owned Nevada desert known as Area-51, among the strangest—and most disturbing—has got to be the alleged escape of a highly predatorial, non-human prisoner and its horrifying encounter with an unsuspecting family who had the bad luck of running into this vile vermin while camping in the high desert. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - - THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY INCOGNIEXCLUSIVE Incogi...
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#388: Holy Death: Curse Of The Chihuahua Man Bat
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In 2009 a spate of sightings involving a massive, multi-winged monstrosity held Mexico’s municipality of Guerrero in a thrall of fear. While some believed this thing was a denizen of hell; others were just as sure it was a divine apparition. But from wherever it hailed, all who stared into it’s burning red-eyes and lived to tell the tale knew that this bizarre being was the embodiment of total terror… and what’s worse, it might not have been alone. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:...
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#387: The Zaragoza Goblin: An Urban Imp
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In September of 1934—just a week before the violent eruption of protests and political strife that marked Spain’s short-lived “October Revolution”—a family living in a Zaragozan apartment complex became the targets of an eldritch entity that would torment not only them but everyone else who entered the building during in its month long siege of horror. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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