#418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob
Release Date: 12/22/2025
#418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob
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Christmas Eve isn’t just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas’s darkest visitors. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#417: Labat House Madness: Fae Fight Back!
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Beginning in the late 1960s, an array of French kids began having bizarre run-ins with a bevy of diminutive, pot-bellied, elf-like entities that left investigators wondering if this might not be the opening of a new era of high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#416: The Kinnula Humanoids: Scourge Of Finland
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In what has to be one of the most intriguing, confounding, and flat-out jaw-dropping flaps in the annals of ufology, a roughly 300-day stretch in 1970 and ’71 plunged Finland into an unprecedented wave of high strangeness. Citizens across the country were left stunned by the sudden emergence of tiny, space-suit-clad beings—entities that seemed to hail from a reality heavier, slower, and infinitely stranger than our own… creatures who proved more than capable of harming anyone foolish enough to try to capture one. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut...
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#415: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 40: Specters, Spines & Snow Crawlers
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A glowing forest guardian, a matte black goblin, an octopus spider sprinting through the snow, and a soldier with spider trap intel. Four quick hits of pure high strangeness straight from the listeners! The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#414: Ultra-Cryptids: Reality-Shattering Tales From The W.T.F. Files
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For those who find themselves slipping into the untethered realms of high strangeness, the only thing weirder than a run-in with an anomalous animal: is a confrontation with an un fathom able “thing” that not only defies classification but is in possession of powers beyond comprehension. These curious critters range from the merely odd to the utterly insane, but one thing is absolutely certain… once you’ve see one, your world will be never be the same again. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with...
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#413: E.S.M.B. - Humanoids Vol 1. Part 7: Minus Rob
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A UFO drops a box, a gray giant zaps a kid’s hallway, and a red-winged dude flies off in a metal bus. Buckle up kiddos! The universe brought its weirdest. Episode Reference Links: The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#412: Jelly-Eyed Space Mummies
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In 1949, a man driving along the Pan American Highway en route to Lima, Peru, caught sight of a large, glinting object hovering over the desert floor. Though he could have little expected it, this chance encounter would send him careening into the world of high strangeness and make him the focus of one of the most bizarre cases in the whole of ufology. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
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#411: The Glamis Abomination
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For centuries an aristocratic Scottish family were said to hide a terrible secret; one that gave rise to rumors of a quasi-humanoid creature kept hidden from the world within the crumbling stone walls of the highland castle they called home; a diabolical descendant who’s appearance—thanks to a witch’s odious spell—was so distressing; so damnably revolting that it was dubbed the “Monster of Glamis”. The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - -...
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#410: Wet Hell: The ”Water Ghost” Of Bell Lane
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In what has to be one of the strangest sagas in paranormal lore, a star-crossed British family endured a maelstrom of moist mayhem when, in 1933, they became the victims of what was referred to as a “water ghost” but which modern supernatural scholars have re-branded a “hydro-geist”. This wet wraith’s reign of terror lasted for 6-months and left both paranormal historians and the soaked survivors perplexed as to why it had chosen to attack them The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the...
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#409: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 39: Shadows in the Hall, Terror in the Woods
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A shadowy figure darting through a hallway, a hulking beast haunting a Tennessee golf course, and a possible run in with the Wicomico Catman? Three encounters that turn folklore into fear! The Cryptonaut Hotline: The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: - Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: - - - - -
info_outlineChristmas Eve isn’t just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas’s darkest visitors.
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