Keep Your Chin Up
Driving to Disneyland
Catherine and Kristen half-planned, half-lucked into being at the Happiest Place on Earth on a Very Sad Day. Join us for a download on their preview of Tiana's Bayou Adventure (formerly known as Splash Mountain), surprise corn dogs, blustering winds, and wisdom from a queer elder. Sending love and hidden Mickeys.
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The Aftermagic: STANIMALS, and the Day the Finally Came
Driving to Disneyland
Catherine and Kristen recap the magic of Stanimal Day, a mere 4 years after the idea came to be.
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Pride Night + Jojo Siwa Dupes
Driving to Disneyland
Kristen and Catherine are back to recap the pains and pleasures of Pride Night at Disneyland, why Chappell Roan occupies their lizard brains, and why the Babadook is second only to Clarabelle the Cow. The gals also discuss Disneyland Forward, and why Pandora should stay in Florida.
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Happy Birthday Donald! Alt Title: The Episode We SHOULD Have Called Fauntleroy
Driving to Disneyland
In honor of Donald's 90th birthday, the gals head to disneyland to track down some blue and white treats.
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CLUB 33 OR BUST
Driving to Disneyland
Kristen and Catherine get the ultimate star treatment when they ring that famous doorbell... and are let inside the ultra-exclusive Club 33! Fine dining ensues, and a magical sparkle is permanently etched into their very souls in a way that makes enlightenment seem like old news.
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A Merry Spooky Morning for Christmaween!
Driving to Disneyland
What's better than Spooky Morning? Spooky Morning the week of Christmas! Kristen regales Catherine with the story of Phantom Manor, Disneyland Paris' version of the Haunted Mansion. Other topics include the billboard boobs of Las Vegas, Kirk Cameron's version of sex ed, and new car sounds from Catherine's new ride.
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The Aftermagic: A Fullass Musical
Driving to Disneyland
Kristen and Catherine get ahold of the Timestone and travel to a magical reality two weeks in the future of the last episode. In their new future, strangers buy you cookies and macaroons melt in your hands, while you ~MaRVeL~ at the wonders of Rogers the Musical. The gals try new foods at San Fransokyo in DCA, and Catherine is so charmed by Kristen's Editing Song that it makes the final cut of the episode. Magic abounds!
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Fauntleroy - A Superhot Episode
Driving to Disneyland
Catherine and Kristen hit the parks on one of the hottest days of the year! From water rides to water bottles that spray you in the face like a wayward feline, the gals cover ways to stay cool at the parks. Also covering: initial thoughts about the Haunted Mansion movie, Rogers the Musical, fabulous eats at San Fransokyo Square, and more.
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The Aftermagic: Our Own Private Cheese
Driving to Disneyland
It's the Aftermagic! Kristen and Catherine dole (whip) out the scoop on cheap eats, souvenirs and experiences at this cheap budget-friendly Aftermagic. What was overpriced?! What was just right?! And did they overspend?!! Tune in to find out.
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WE'RE BACK! (And we're not referring to the 1993 film of the same title)
Driving to Disneyland
The gals are back in action! A lot of life has happened - and Disney still looms large in the hearts and minds of your favorite park pals. In this budget-friendly episode, Kristen and Catherine cover all the cheapest snacks, souvenirs and thrills at Disneyland, as well as how in the world their friendship has survived without the miracle of podcasting. Join us to learn some secrets!
info_outlineKristen's wine cooler, pilfered from Mom, is no match for the Fresca-and-Vodka soaked bonanza that takes place on this episode with special guests the Steamboat Willies! On this episode, you'll discover what it takes to cry in French, how best to schedule your Disney World trip if you can guarantee a hangover will be involved, who's a Murderino, and how to handle an adoring public who can't get over the fact that you're not in a throuple. The Steamboat Willies tell us what it's like to be Driving to Disney World, and exactly what the cue is to pull out your extra Mickey crispies for the ride home. Plus, we finally settle the great Dole Whip controversy - is vanilla or pineapple better?!