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Episode 33 - No Time to be Offended

Dudes From Dallas

Release Date: 07/30/2018

The Source of the Crises of 2020 Exposed show art The Source of the Crises of 2020 Exposed

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Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.

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Be Excellent to Each Other show art Be Excellent to Each Other

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The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster.  Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft.  We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community.  But there is a message through all of this craziness.   

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Bowling for Hats show art Bowling for Hats

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We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.

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2020 Deserves a New A-Hole show art 2020 Deserves a New A-Hole

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The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special , and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.

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It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together.  With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.

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Episode 56 - Merry Christmas From The Dudes show art Episode 56 - Merry Christmas From The Dudes

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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas!

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Episode 55 - Christmas Lists and Rage show art Episode 55 - Christmas Lists and Rage

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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage!

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Episode 54 - Saving or Mocking Christmas? show art Episode 54 - Saving or Mocking Christmas?

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We're back with a special Christmas episode!  You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside, SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like and Lil Jon releases what is possibly the greatest Christmas song EVER!!!

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Episode 53 - After a Hiatus, Bill Maher is a Dick, RIP Stan Lee show art Episode 53 - After a Hiatus, Bill Maher is a Dick, RIP Stan Lee

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The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher.  Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise.  Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.

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Episode 52 - Voting is Sexy and Triggering show art Episode 52 - Voting is Sexy and Triggering

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Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible. Lesbian couples persuade a Texas high school to get rid of homecoming kings and queens, and replace them with gender neutral names.  Ever wondered where your state ranks on the “sex-crazed” scale?  Well, thanks to Four Loko, you can find out. “Archer” voice actor H. Jon Benjamin is in hot water for a joke he tweeted. 

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Time to start a new week, and the Dudes want to help you get through Monday with some knowledge and some laughs. 

The New York Daily News publishes a cover featuring President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin on the back of a horse, and members of the LGBT community are outraged.  The Dudes tackle people being professionally offended and the outrage people are looking for on purpose.    

Ricky Gervais is back at it, and this time he’s being called out for telling jokes about rape and talks about people being outraged at things he tweets.  The Dudes offer an insight, people are taking too many things personally, as if the world revolves around them.  Remember, you can control your reactions to things that may upset you, and despite the notion to the contrary, the universe doesn’t revolve around you.

Animal House is turning 40, and the Dudes talk about how a movie like it cannot be made today. 

A lawyer for former Stanford University swimmer Brock Turner argued this week that his client's attempted rape conviction should be overturned because he was practicing "sexual outercourse," which the lawyer described as a form of "safe sex."  Nick Vicious feels some sympathy for the kid.  Kids can ruin their lives very quickly, and they should think about things before making stupid decisions. 

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