The Source of the Crises of 2020 Exposed
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Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.
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Be Excellent to Each Other
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The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster. Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft. We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community. But there is a message through all of this craziness.
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Bowling for Hats
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We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.
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2020 Deserves a New A-Hole
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The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special , and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.
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Get Reacquainted with the Dudes From Dallas
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It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together. With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.
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Episode 56 - Merry Christmas From The Dudes
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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas!
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Episode 55 - Christmas Lists and Rage
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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage!
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Episode 54 - Saving or Mocking Christmas?
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We're back with a special Christmas episode! You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside, SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like and Lil Jon releases what is possibly the greatest Christmas song EVER!!!
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Episode 53 - After a Hiatus, Bill Maher is a Dick, RIP Stan Lee
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The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher. Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise. Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.
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Episode 52 - Voting is Sexy and Triggering
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Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible. Lesbian couples persuade a Texas high school to get rid of homecoming kings and queens, and replace them with gender neutral names. Ever wondered where your state ranks on the “sex-crazed” scale? Well, thanks to Four Loko, you can find out. “Archer” voice actor H. Jon Benjamin is in hot water for a joke he tweeted.
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What do you get when you combine one of the most iconic bands of the grunge era with the lead vocalist of the most mocked band in modern history? If your answer is anything but a train wreck, you would be wrong. Truth be told, someone has started a Facebook campaign aimed at getting the surviving members of Nirvana to reunite in January with Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger on the mic. Luckily, it won’t happen, as it was a prank.
Facebook has banned everyone’s favorite conspiracy theory nutjob Alex Jones from its platform for 30 days. Texas Senator Ted Cruz calls it a First Amendment issue, but he would be wrong. This is part of Facebook’s unbalanced attack on what it calls hate speech. In this case, the Dudes agree with Mark Zuckerberg, despite him being one of our favorite targets to mock.
Speaking of Facebook, Wall Street has pulled Mark Zuckerberg’s panties down and spanked him on the ass to the tune of the company losing $119 billion after missing user registration goals.
Papa John sues Papa John's. The Papa claims the company is performing a coup and he’s not gonna take it. He’s using the classic “Bob Newhart Defense.” What is the Bob Newhart Defense? You’ll find out.
While we’re talking about poor decisions, cities are banning plastic straws, let the mocking begin. Rob Rotten may end up in jail when he travels to Los Angeles next week, as he plans to being his own straws.
Finally, famed comedian Gilda Radner is being remembered in a new film, and the Dudes take you through the comedy legend’s story before her death from Ovarian Cancer.
Sorry to end it on a downer, but we promise more fun and shenanigans on Friday.
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