The Source of the Crises of 2020 Exposed
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Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.
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Be Excellent to Each Other
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The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster. Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft. We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community. But there is a message through all of this craziness.
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Bowling for Hats
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We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.
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2020 Deserves a New A-Hole
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The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special , and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.
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Get Reacquainted with the Dudes From Dallas
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It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together. With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.
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Episode 56 - Merry Christmas From The Dudes
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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas!
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Episode 55 - Christmas Lists and Rage
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Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage!
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Episode 54 - Saving or Mocking Christmas?
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We're back with a special Christmas episode! You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside, SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like and Lil Jon releases what is possibly the greatest Christmas song EVER!!!
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Episode 53 - After a Hiatus, Bill Maher is a Dick, RIP Stan Lee
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The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher. Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise. Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.
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Episode 52 - Voting is Sexy and Triggering
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Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible. Lesbian couples persuade a Texas high school to get rid of homecoming kings and queens, and replace them with gender neutral names. Ever wondered where your state ranks on the “sex-crazed” scale? Well, thanks to Four Loko, you can find out. “Archer” voice actor H. Jon Benjamin is in hot water for a joke he tweeted.
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We share a little bit of sad news, an Orca whale continues to carry her dead calf. Anybody who says whales don’t have feelings much akin to humans, they would be dead wrong. We share the information and offer condolences for the baby calf who died shortly after birth.
Rob Rotten is not a fan of the DC Comics movies, and Warner Bros.’ refusal to get it right enrages him more. The upcoming Batgirl film may have found their leading lady, and it’s a terrible choice. Don’t agree with him, tweet him at @TheRobRotten.
Strip clubs could soon be a thing of the past because lap dances are now considered violence against women.
Our idiot of the week is professional video game player Douglas Martin for dumping his smoking hot weather girl girlfriend Yanet Garcia. Look her up, she is the absolute hottest weather girl in the world.
A lingerie company is running ads featuring disabled models. Does a woman in her underwear showing a colostomy bag sexy to you? That’s not to say that we disapprove of people needing those, but it doesn’t exactly equal better sales for your brand.
We wrap up the week with a stupid criminal in Germany who killed himself in prison performing a solo sex act. It’s an ironic form of justice. And some kids do something totally unexpected.
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