Postpartum Rage, Fried Chicken, & Witch Doctors
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Jo’s in the building! Kind of. You’ll hear her squeaks throughout this week’s episode as we settle into life with our 12 week old! Justin threw his back out and changing diapers on the floor doesn't help... we reminisce about our Moroccan honeymoon and the time we met a literal witch doctor, and consider maybe infusing baby milk? We get real about postpartum rage (yes, it's a thing), the pressure of the “bounce back” body, and how hard it is to actually spend time together when your third roommate poops every 2 hours. But there’s light at the end of the cluster feeding tunnel...
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Postpartum Truths: What They Don’t Tell You (Weeks 0-6)
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Buckle up, folks… this episode of Best Day of My Life is all about postpartum truths, the stuff no one talks about, and a big ol’ dose of humor to keep you laughing! We’re chatting about MUST HAVE baby gadgets, why we treat pregnancy, birth, and postpartum like they’re a walk in the park (spoiler: they’re not), and how babies are basically little uncomfortable squirmy humans trying their best. Oh, and colic? Total scam. We’ll also dive into why there NEEDS to be more classes on pregnancy, birth, and babies - because who knew there was so much to learn?! We’re getting real about...
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Marina’s Home birth Gets Supernatural...
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What do you do when you're told a C-section is your 'only' option? You defy all odds and have a home birth full of surprises! Were talking chaos, comedy, and a whole lot of unexpected twists. In this episode, Justin and I take you through the final five weeks of my pregnancy, our wild birth story, and the hilarious (and humbling) realities of postpartum. From my twin sister keeping my conscious with ice cubes post birth, to peeing in a bucket for days, to supernatural signs leading up to labor, and the things they don’t tell you about birth - this one is packed. Buckle up, it’s a...
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Holy Sh*t... Marina's Pregnant!
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Hold onto your hats, folks! Gypsy Rose Blanchard is pregnant... and guess what? SO IS MARINA! This week, we're diving into the down and dirty of all things pregnancy—from the untold misconceptions of trying to conceive to the weird gray area of keeping a pregnancy secret. Marina and Justin are here to spill the tea on the traditions they’re ditching (think baby showers and gender reveals) and how they’re making this journey unapologetically their own—spoiler alert... they're planning a home birth! They also play a rapid-fire game of "Rate the Baby Name" and a round of "What Would You...
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Marina's Wellness Exposé
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Your first solo episode with Marina this season, and this gal is singing from the rooftops about her favorite topic... WELLNESS! Marina dives deep and spills the tea on the BS that is the supplement market. 💊💥 She breaks down how cancer cells work in the body (spoiler: it's wild) and calls out those shady practitioners who pretend to hold the "key" to your wellness. We’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, and Marina is here to tell you why. She’s ready to challenge the status quo, share some hard truths, and maybe even blow your mind a little. Want to work with...
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Twin Gone Bible
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There’s a full new obsession here that has the Twinkies by their lady balls - it’s all things BIBLE. We talk all about our fascinations with Christian mega-church influence, and try to pray over each other…. And we give a little history lesson on baby Jesus and Christmas. You may be impressed, or horrified by Cass trying to tell this story. Choose your own adventure. Also, what about the pagans…?! Anyways, After we decode some of the Bible, we hit modern religious topics such as the TV shows Girls, Gossip Girl, and modern musical theatre. We touch on our continue love for Nara...
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Oh Sh*T... The Anxiety is Back
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Summer brings out our ga ga side, and we’re totally fine with that. This episode covers a lot… so we predict that you’ll be entertained. If you’ve been listening to our episodes recently, you may be hip to our newest edition to the podcast called “twinnies relevant topics of the week.” We gab about our love for Miley, and also Beyonce, the TikTok dance cult documentary, how Shrek is kinda cute, and if hazing is still a thing. Also, we touch on how anxiety manifests when you ignore it… and how Cassi has noticed the resurfacing of her anxiety after a year+ without...
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Do You Even Enneagram?
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This week, we’ve been hot for the new Bridgerton, and Sophie Turner getting her flowers (go off, girl). It’s summer time vibes, so we are feeling loud and saucy. Today, we get knee deep in the personality test that is an enneagram. We guess each others number, take the test, and reveal what’s goin’ on up there. This definitely opened up a can of worms, in a great fab fit fun way
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Find A Cuter Mental Breakdown…
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Don’t sulk in your own menty b, it’s not cute (or functional) - advice straight from Cassi. This episode we talk about Cassi’s menty b, and the hows and why’s she’s choosing to stay positive. Not to mention, we open this episode with a very chaotic antidote that includes Cass getting chased down into a Popeyes by a deranged man. Besides the juicy serious stuff, we continue to confess more love to Ariana, this horrific tick epidemic that is happening, Costco being better than sex, and lotsa musical banter. Enjoy summer sloots, let’s party
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Marina Gets Scammed $16k
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Put on your scuba suits, heaux. Marina is taking us into the deep dive ON HOW SHE GOT SCAMMED FOR NEARLY $20k...! It's not a pretty episode, per se... but it sure is funny. No matter the situation, we honestly try and laugh things off. So, Buckle up on Patty, guys...! Marina goes into the how and why this scam of a program made its' way into her life, and how long it took until she saw every red flag possible. Because we are "glass-half-full-gals," we of course turn this entire situation into a net positive (...right?). Enjoy on what NOT to do in a scamming situation. :*
info_outlineThings are getting deep, y'all! We don't know if it's because we're 191 in with no booze or cigs or because we're balls deep in our Saturn Return. Regardless, we're hitting new high highs and low lows. In this episode, we're laughing our way through some pretty big realizations.