Holy Sh*t... Marina's Pregnant!
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Hold onto your hats, folks! Gypsy Rose Blanchard is pregnant... and guess what? SO IS MARINA! This week, we're diving into the down and dirty of all things pregnancy—from the untold misconceptions of trying to conceive to the weird gray area of keeping a pregnancy secret. Marina and Justin are here to spill the tea on the traditions they’re ditching (think baby showers and gender reveals) and how they’re making this journey unapologetically their own—spoiler alert... they're planning a home birth! They also play a rapid-fire game of "Rate the Baby Name" and a round of "What Would You...
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Marina's Wellness Exposé
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Your first solo episode with Marina this season, and this gal is singing from the rooftops about her favorite topic... WELLNESS! Marina dives deep and spills the tea on the BS that is the supplement market. 💊💥 She breaks down how cancer cells work in the body (spoiler: it's wild) and calls out those shady practitioners who pretend to hold the "key" to your wellness. We’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, and Marina is here to tell you why. She’s ready to challenge the status quo, share some hard truths, and maybe even blow your mind a little. Want to work with...
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Twin Gone Bible
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There’s a full new obsession here that has the Twinkies by their lady balls - it’s all things BIBLE. We talk all about our fascinations with Christian mega-church influence, and try to pray over each other…. And we give a little history lesson on baby Jesus and Christmas. You may be impressed, or horrified by Cass trying to tell this story. Choose your own adventure. Also, what about the pagans…?! Anyways, After we decode some of the Bible, we hit modern religious topics such as the TV shows Girls, Gossip Girl, and modern musical theatre. We touch on our continue love for Nara...
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Oh Sh*T... The Anxiety is Back
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Summer brings out our ga ga side, and we’re totally fine with that. This episode covers a lot… so we predict that you’ll be entertained. If you’ve been listening to our episodes recently, you may be hip to our newest edition to the podcast called “twinnies relevant topics of the week.” We gab about our love for Miley, and also Beyonce, the TikTok dance cult documentary, how Shrek is kinda cute, and if hazing is still a thing. Also, we touch on how anxiety manifests when you ignore it… and how Cassi has noticed the resurfacing of her anxiety after a year+ without...
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Do You Even Enneagram?
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This week, we’ve been hot for the new Bridgerton, and Sophie Turner getting her flowers (go off, girl). It’s summer time vibes, so we are feeling loud and saucy. Today, we get knee deep in the personality test that is an enneagram. We guess each others number, take the test, and reveal what’s goin’ on up there. This definitely opened up a can of worms, in a great fab fit fun way
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Find A Cuter Mental Breakdown…
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Don’t sulk in your own menty b, it’s not cute (or functional) - advice straight from Cassi. This episode we talk about Cassi’s menty b, and the hows and why’s she’s choosing to stay positive. Not to mention, we open this episode with a very chaotic antidote that includes Cass getting chased down into a Popeyes by a deranged man. Besides the juicy serious stuff, we continue to confess more love to Ariana, this horrific tick epidemic that is happening, Costco being better than sex, and lotsa musical banter. Enjoy summer sloots, let’s party
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Marina Gets Scammed $16k
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Put on your scuba suits, heaux. Marina is taking us into the deep dive ON HOW SHE GOT SCAMMED FOR NEARLY $20k...! It's not a pretty episode, per se... but it sure is funny. No matter the situation, we honestly try and laugh things off. So, Buckle up on Patty, guys...! Marina goes into the how and why this scam of a program made its' way into her life, and how long it took until she saw every red flag possible. Because we are "glass-half-full-gals," we of course turn this entire situation into a net positive (...right?). Enjoy on what NOT to do in a scamming situation. :*
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F*ck Bad Advice + The Bosses That Try to F*ck You
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It's no secret that weve had some interesting relationships in the past, and this time we're talking about the hilarious yet horrifying experiences we've had... with our bosses. We can laugh about it now, but boy oh boy was that shit suss. On top of all that - Marina and I talk about what it means to find the strength within yourself when everyone else is telling us that you're destined to fail. Honestly, we think this just might be our most personal episode yet.
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Are Alpha Females BFF Material?
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We're cracking the code on dealing with alpha females. From dodging drama to forming bonds with the truly badass ones, we're dishing out tips, tricks, and maybe a few cautionary tales along the way. We rank our favorite alpha females and name the crown jewels of those who reign supreme and who needs to GTFO. Of course, we cover some current Alpha female news such as Grimes at Coachella and Kim K / TSwift TTPD drama, and the power of having a lifelong nemesis. And hold onto your hats, folks, because Marina's dropping a bombshell: she's got baby fever... but with a twist. Call her crazy,...
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For Your 30th Birthday
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F*ck we’re old! JK, we don’t feel that way at all. We’re actually feeling quite hott (and a little bothered). Anyways, join us as we sing into our thirties loud and proud. Specifically… in celebration of our gawtdaym 30th birthday (March 12th). With all of our wisdom whipping and whirling in our lives atm, we make our takes on what “ligh switch” moments we’ve had thus far as we’ve strutted into this decade. We also flirt w topics on pop culture land, where we see a theme of scary famous people doing bad things: ie, Morgan Wallen, Sasha Baron Cohen, Diddy are all sickos....
info_outlineThings are getting deep, y'all! We don't know if it's because we're 191 in with no booze or cigs or because we're balls deep in our Saturn Return. Regardless, we're hitting new high highs and low lows. In this episode, we're laughing our way through some pretty big realizations.