E-6: Tournament Results and Shatterpoint Box Product Tier List
Release Date: 06/20/2025
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Our hosts spend too much time complaining about the ways in which General Obi Wan has affected their lives. Too much, and not enough therapy was had.
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Special, Halloween Episode with Bartlow and Pooz, where they recap their adventure to Portland to play in the CritCon Shatterpoint event. Much talk of what was brought, how much fun was had, and how to irritate Obi players as much as sand irritates Anakin.
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Join our full cast again for discussion of local Cons where new players refresh their energy and fuel their fun tanks. The crew discusses learning how to turn the page on your game mastery and keeping focus on fun before the "meta".
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Join the spicey, new, and lanky hosts as they discuss how to evaluate if your shatterpoint list has any win conditions, or if its meant for the drain on the Melenium Falcon.
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Join our hosts as they stumble through discussing strategy and goals of a shatterpoint game, and how they use and abuse tactics during gameplay.
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Join our hosts 2Legs, Pooz, and SirAche as they interview the beautiful mind of Bartlow the Punny. He share exploits of bounty hunter lists, his distaste for straight forward lists, and a knack for getting emotionally abused by 5 year olds.
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Join our hosts as they discuss their latest gaming exploits in Shatterpoint, and Pooz's adventure to the Smite Club Open, where he was clubbed by the big kids and they took his lunch credits.
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Our hosts discuss recent games, a local event, and some of the biggest models driving the meta in Shatterpoint.
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Join the hosts as they recap weekly games, and dig deep on a non-gaming detour of their most favorite movies and least entertained watches, with a custom rating system!
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Overview 2Legs, Pooz, and SirAcha dive into miniatures gaming again. Starting with questionable art school stories, birthday celebrations with pink eye, and enough old man activities to warrant AARP memberships. Between flamethrower weed control and pickleball courts, they manage to squeeze in actual Shatterpoint discussion featuring new list experiments with Cassian, debates about Obi-Wan counters, and the challenges of playing into Republic. Key Moments 1:19 - Art School Critique Horror Stories 12:29 - New Moff/Grand Inquisitor List Testing 28:38 - Hunter/Lumi Anti-Meta...
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2Legs and Pooz sweat through a Pacific Northwest heat wave, ranking every Shatterpoint box from S-tier BUY NOW to D —”maybe save this for later." Using their patented four-point criteria system (Vibe Check, Out-of-Box Playability, Mix & Match Potential, and Fun Factor), they debate which boxes new players should prioritize. Plus, tournament prep discussions, and the spicy side bet involving Boush and Cassian.
Key Moments
1:00 - Old Man Weather & Aches Report (featuring suburban sweat lodge technology)
6:00 - Gaming Drought & Middle School Graduation Vibes
10:40 - Game Report: Mando/Maul testing and order deck dysfunction
20:00 - Tournament Prep: Finding the anti-anti-revenge tech
27:20 - The Side Bet: Boush kills vs Cassian's "This Town's Gonna Blow"
30:40 - Main Event: Box Tier List begins with criteria explanation
42:00 - S-Tier Debate: Charming Leia vs Bad Batch
47:20 - Moff Gideon Box: Dark Sabers and Dark Troopers
52:40 - The D-Tier Debate: Padmé, Hondo, and Mother Talzin
67:00 - Core Box Breakdown: Anakin vs Asajj, Ahsoka vs Maul
79:20 - Specter Showdown: Kanan (A-tier) vs Hera (B-tier)
87:00 - Empire Leadership Analysis: Thrawn and Veers placement surprises
Highlights
- Order deck dysfunction: When Maul, Mando, and Fourth Sister all want to be in reserve
- Why some primaries actually WANT to go first (spoiler: not many)
- The Ferrari List Problem™: When your whole game plan relies on two models
- Tournament tech: Using Mace/Obi to counter your boogieman
- Box ranking criteria for new players
- The Great Rosé Debate (2Legs is too effeminate for rosé, apparently)
- Thrawn's Box: Shocking C-tier placement
- Veers' catastrophic fall: D-tier
- Mother Talzin: Gotcha mechanics
Quote of the Episode
"My retirement plan is just euthanasia" - 2Legs, keeping it light
Current Box Tier Rankings (Part 1):