E-6: Tournament Results and Shatterpoint Box Product Tier List
Release Date: 06/20/2025
E-25: Dudebros Strilke Back with Goals and Local Shatterpoint Recaps
Between 2 Sprues
The hosts are back, setting goals they'll never hit, and complaining about games they never play. They talk about a local Portland Shatterpoint event where 2Legs won the lottery, and SirAche breaks up with Bartlow over Obi-wan. SirAche and Pooz get to start preparing for Adepticon!
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E-24: Member Berries, Recalling Shatterpoint Funtimes
Between 2 Sprues
Our Hosts are back after the new year, telling of memorable stories and Shatterpoint adventures across time.
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Announcement: Break Update - Where's the Cream Fillin'?
Between 2 Sprues
Announcement: Pooz has had a forced break, as the DeathStar has tested its fully functional power against the Alderan of life. We will all be back, but have to take a forced break until we can get back to the rebellion again.
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E-23: Host are Straight B*tchin (about gaming)
Between 2 Sprues
Join the three men in a boat as they visit the salty shores of gaming fatigue, media overload, and unmet expectations. Pooz comes out of the tunnel from grinding prep, SirAche gets salty about being media underwhelmed, and 2Legs is grumpy, but he doesn't know why.
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E-22: Obi Wan Can Cause Cancer
Between 2 Sprues
Our hosts spend too much time complaining about the ways in which General Obi Wan has affected their lives. Too much, and not enough therapy was had.
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E-21: Dia de los Bartlos, Shatterpoint CritCon Recap
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Special, Halloween Episode with Bartlow and Pooz, where they recap their adventure to Portland to play in the CritCon Shatterpoint event. Much talk of what was brought, how much fun was had, and how to irritate Obi players as much as sand irritates Anakin.
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E-20: Shatterpoint Learn to Play, and Learn to Love to Play
Between 2 Sprues
Join our full cast again for discussion of local Cons where new players refresh their energy and fuel their fun tanks. The crew discusses learning how to turn the page on your game mastery and keeping focus on fun before the "meta".
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E-19: Shatterpoint Win Conditions & List Building, 2-less Legs, and Wookie Hygiene
Between 2 Sprues
Join the spicey, new, and lanky hosts as they discuss how to evaluate if your shatterpoint list has any win conditions, or if its meant for the drain on the Melenium Falcon.
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E-18: Shatterpoint Strategy vs Tactics
Between 2 Sprues
Join our hosts as they stumble through discussing strategy and goals of a shatterpoint game, and how they use and abuse tactics during gameplay.
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E-17: Inside the Mind of a Pun Artist, Shatterpoint List Building
Between 2 Sprues
Join our hosts 2Legs, Pooz, and SirAche as they interview the beautiful mind of Bartlow the Punny. He share exploits of bounty hunter lists, his distaste for straight forward lists, and a knack for getting emotionally abused by 5 year olds.
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2Legs and Pooz sweat through a Pacific Northwest heat wave, ranking every Shatterpoint box from S-tier BUY NOW to D —”maybe save this for later." Using their patented four-point criteria system (Vibe Check, Out-of-Box Playability, Mix & Match Potential, and Fun Factor), they debate which boxes new players should prioritize. Plus, tournament prep discussions, and the spicy side bet involving Boush and Cassian.
Key Moments
1:00 - Old Man Weather & Aches Report (featuring suburban sweat lodge technology)
6:00 - Gaming Drought & Middle School Graduation Vibes
10:40 - Game Report: Mando/Maul testing and order deck dysfunction
20:00 - Tournament Prep: Finding the anti-anti-revenge tech
27:20 - The Side Bet: Boush kills vs Cassian's "This Town's Gonna Blow"
30:40 - Main Event: Box Tier List begins with criteria explanation
42:00 - S-Tier Debate: Charming Leia vs Bad Batch
47:20 - Moff Gideon Box: Dark Sabers and Dark Troopers
52:40 - The D-Tier Debate: Padmé, Hondo, and Mother Talzin
67:00 - Core Box Breakdown: Anakin vs Asajj, Ahsoka vs Maul
79:20 - Specter Showdown: Kanan (A-tier) vs Hera (B-tier)
87:00 - Empire Leadership Analysis: Thrawn and Veers placement surprises
Highlights
- Order deck dysfunction: When Maul, Mando, and Fourth Sister all want to be in reserve
- Why some primaries actually WANT to go first (spoiler: not many)
- The Ferrari List Problem™: When your whole game plan relies on two models
- Tournament tech: Using Mace/Obi to counter your boogieman
- Box ranking criteria for new players
- The Great Rosé Debate (2Legs is too effeminate for rosé, apparently)
- Thrawn's Box: Shocking C-tier placement
- Veers' catastrophic fall: D-tier
- Mother Talzin: Gotcha mechanics
Quote of the Episode
"My retirement plan is just euthanasia" - 2Legs, keeping it light
Current Box Tier Rankings (Part 1):
