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E-7: Shatterpoint Portland Recap, Box Tier Review PTII

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Release Date: 07/04/2025

E-25: Dudebros Strilke Back with Goals and Local Shatterpoint Recaps show art E-25: Dudebros Strilke Back with Goals and Local Shatterpoint Recaps

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The hosts are back, setting goals they'll never hit, and complaining about games they never play. They talk about a local Portland Shatterpoint event where 2Legs won the lottery, and SirAche breaks up with Bartlow over Obi-wan. SirAche and Pooz get to start preparing for Adepticon!

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E-24: Member Berries, Recalling Shatterpoint Funtimes show art E-24: Member Berries, Recalling Shatterpoint Funtimes

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Our Hosts are back after the new year, telling of memorable stories and Shatterpoint adventures across time. 

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Announcement: Break Update - Where's the Cream Fillin'? show art Announcement: Break Update - Where's the Cream Fillin'?

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Announcement: Pooz has had a forced break, as the DeathStar has tested its fully functional power against the Alderan of life. We will all be back, but have to take a forced break until we can get back to the rebellion again. 

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E-23: Host are Straight B*tchin (about gaming) show art E-23: Host are Straight B*tchin (about gaming)

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Join the three men in a boat as they visit the salty shores of gaming fatigue, media overload, and unmet expectations. Pooz comes out of the tunnel from grinding prep, SirAche gets salty about being media underwhelmed, and 2Legs is grumpy, but he doesn't know why. 

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E-22: Obi Wan Can Cause Cancer show art E-22: Obi Wan Can Cause Cancer

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Our hosts spend too much time complaining about the ways in which General Obi Wan has affected their lives. Too much, and not enough therapy was had. 

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E-21: Dia de los Bartlos, Shatterpoint CritCon Recap show art E-21: Dia de los Bartlos, Shatterpoint CritCon Recap

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Special, Halloween Episode with Bartlow and Pooz, where they recap their adventure to Portland to play in the CritCon Shatterpoint event. Much talk of what was brought, how much fun was had, and how to irritate Obi players as much as sand irritates Anakin. 

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E-20: Shatterpoint Learn to Play, and Learn to Love to Play show art E-20: Shatterpoint Learn to Play, and Learn to Love to Play

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Join our full cast again for discussion of local Cons where new players refresh their energy and fuel their fun tanks. The crew discusses learning how to turn the page on your game mastery and keeping focus on fun before the "meta". 

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E-19: Shatterpoint Win Conditions & List Building, 2-less Legs, and Wookie Hygiene show art E-19: Shatterpoint Win Conditions & List Building, 2-less Legs, and Wookie Hygiene

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Join the spicey, new, and lanky hosts as they discuss how to evaluate if your shatterpoint list has any win conditions, or if its meant for the drain on the Melenium Falcon.

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E-18: Shatterpoint Strategy vs Tactics show art E-18: Shatterpoint Strategy vs Tactics

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Join our hosts as they stumble through discussing strategy and goals of a shatterpoint game, and how they use and abuse tactics during gameplay.

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E-17: Inside the Mind of a Pun Artist, Shatterpoint List Building show art E-17: Inside the Mind of a Pun Artist, Shatterpoint List Building

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Join our hosts 2Legs, Pooz, and SirAche as they interview the beautiful mind of Bartlow the Punny. He share exploits of bounty hunter lists, his distaste for straight forward lists, and a knack for getting emotionally abused by 5 year olds. 

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Overview
Join 2Legs and Pooz as they recap their weekend tournament adventure in Portland, where Pooz went undefeated (again) with his controversial Andor/Moff Gideon lockdown list while 2Legs experimented with "Take Your Kids to Work Day" Vader and Luke. They share tournament war stories, discuss the eternal struggle of brain stamina, and settle their pathetic Boosh vs. Cassian bet over fancy rosé. Then they dive deep into their box tier list project, evaluating everything from Ewok murder bears to helicopter lightsabers based on vibe checks, fun factor, and synergies. Spoiler: apparently Pooz is now the tournament boogeyman that everyone hates.

Key Moments

  • 0:50 - Sports-Puck talk, Hoolagans, Hocky, and Gentlemen
  • 3:50 - Portland Tournament Recap: Board Bard, brain freezing margaritas, and 4-rounder
  • 11:31 - Tournament Results: Pooz gets sweaty, 2Legs goes a respectable 2-2  
  • 28:15 - The Boosh Bet Conclusion: 1 wound, maximum disappointment, and fancy rosé
  • 34:13 - Tier List Deep Dive Cont'd: Ewok boxes
  • 42:25 - Scoundrel Showdown: Cad Bane's skinny jeans and Lando's Sabacc shuffle 
  • 54:30 - Han Solo Box Trap: The rebel alliance Proper Name nightmare
  • 1:04:37 - Republic Powerhouses: Mace the bowling ball vs. Plo the Appendage 
  • 1:11:00 - The Vader 2-some
  • 1:15:57 - Obi-Wan learning curve and Lumi's movement
  • 1:23:15 - Mando, Got a Stew Goin, and Lightsaber helocoptering

Highlight

2Legs puts a Bounty on Pooz's head