E-8: Shatterpoint games, The Never-Ending Tier List Finale
Release Date: 07/11/2025
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The hosts are back, setting goals they'll never hit, and complaining about games they never play. They talk about a local Portland Shatterpoint event where 2Legs won the lottery, and SirAche breaks up with Bartlow over Obi-wan. SirAche and Pooz get to start preparing for Adepticon!
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Our Hosts are back after the new year, telling of memorable stories and Shatterpoint adventures across time.
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Announcement: Pooz has had a forced break, as the DeathStar has tested its fully functional power against the Alderan of life. We will all be back, but have to take a forced break until we can get back to the rebellion again.
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Join the three men in a boat as they visit the salty shores of gaming fatigue, media overload, and unmet expectations. Pooz comes out of the tunnel from grinding prep, SirAche gets salty about being media underwhelmed, and 2Legs is grumpy, but he doesn't know why.
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Our hosts spend too much time complaining about the ways in which General Obi Wan has affected their lives. Too much, and not enough therapy was had.
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Special, Halloween Episode with Bartlow and Pooz, where they recap their adventure to Portland to play in the CritCon Shatterpoint event. Much talk of what was brought, how much fun was had, and how to irritate Obi players as much as sand irritates Anakin.
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Join our full cast again for discussion of local Cons where new players refresh their energy and fuel their fun tanks. The crew discusses learning how to turn the page on your game mastery and keeping focus on fun before the "meta".
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Join the spicey, new, and lanky hosts as they discuss how to evaluate if your shatterpoint list has any win conditions, or if its meant for the drain on the Melenium Falcon.
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Join our hosts as they stumble through discussing strategy and goals of a shatterpoint game, and how they use and abuse tactics during gameplay.
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Join our hosts 2Legs, Pooz, and SirAche as they interview the beautiful mind of Bartlow the Punny. He share exploits of bounty hunter lists, his distaste for straight forward lists, and a knack for getting emotionally abused by 5 year olds.
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After 9 hours and three episodes, 2Legs and Pooz finally drag themselves across the finish line of their Shatterpoint box tier list. Between garage construction updates, IHOP disappointments, and enough wine to fuel a small spaceship, they tackle the remaining boxes including Separatists, Empire holdouts, and the shiny new releases. Featuring luke warm debates about Grievous vs Dooku, the Han Solo and Chewy list-building curse, Ewok village terrain printing marathons, and why Ki-Adi-Mundi makes Mount Rushmore's worst Jedi list. Plus game reports from 2Legs' week of defeats and victories.
Key Moments
3:33 - Old Man Garage Construction & IHOP Adventures
8:35 - Game Reports: Andor Dominance vs Bad Batch Violence
37:21 - Separatist Showdown: Grievous over Dooku
53:20 - Empire's Final Judgment: Iden and Armorer BUY BUY BUY!
1:09:12 - The Crosshair Catastrophe: Why Elite Squad earns D-tier
1:27:55 - New Box Lightning Round: Kit Fisto,& Ki-Adi-Mundi
1:37:15 - Cassian Gush-Fest
1:47:33- Tier List Complete: Final Rankings and New Player Recommendations
1:55:45 - Two Sh*tters Sh*tting
Highlights
- 2Legs gets absolutely destroyed by Sriracha playing Ewoks (Bodhi never activated)
- The Great Armorer Upgrade: Pooz argues for S-tier placement
- Crosshair Box roasted harder than Anakin on Mustafar
- Ki-Adi-Mundi declared worst Jedi ever (both heads of 'em)
- Stick Timmys etymology lesson from Clone Wars
Quote of the Episode:
"I got 50 shades of grayed... there was no safe word" - 2Legs