Mannequin (1987)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Bad List! Before the world Bianca, her alpha version, Emmy, was inexplicably zapped through time and space, only to decide of all the places she could be, it was in the 1980s, in a department store, with a weirdo. This conjures so many questions: what is mannequin? Why is mannequin? What does it all meannequin? Let’s ponder what’s best left alone and discuss 1987’s Mannequin to definitely say if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Good List! Long before the Barbie movie, Ken dated another kind of doll. And this is their story. Because Guys and Dolls was taken, we’re watching a movie you can also purchase from the internet called Lars and the Real Girl from 2007, and we’ll let you know if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Sidekicks (1992)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Bad List! A high school student who hallucinates quite frequently, learns karate so that he can stand up to his bully. He also learns how to just get over having asthma, that his crush should be age appropriate, and that Walker told him he has aids. Wait. No. That’s something else. We were using our heads, Barry, and watched 1992’s Sidekicks to see if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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The Karate Kid (1984)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Good List! A kid from Jersey moves to California and gets beat up so badly he should be hospitalized, but because his girlfriend is Elizabeth Shue, he sucks it up and goes to school anyway. He is also befriended by a wise Japanese man who teaches him how manual labor will allow him to kick some ass in return. You’re the best around and nothing’s ever gonna keep you down while we watched 1984’s The Karate Kid to see if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Jawbreaker (1999)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Bad List! I mean, c’mon. Who hasn’t kidnapped their friend on their birthday and made them asphyxiate on a piece of candy so big that it has no business trying to be ingested. Everyone in High School’s doing it. Right? Let’s unhinge our jaw for the only film with a Chekhov’s greeting card, 1999’s Jawbreaker, and see if it’s a good move or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Coffy (1973)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Good List! A woman who works the night shift as an OR nurse uses her spare time to track down and kill the violent drug dealers who got her sister hooked on heroin. She uses her wits, sexuality, and desire for justice for vigilante pursuits. All while somehow using less of that one word than a Quentin Tarantino movie. Be it a French press or drip, sit down and have a big ol’ cup of coffee from 1973 with us. Hopefully it’s not stale and we’ll find out if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Bad List! If a movie was written by a 12 year old boy and he was told it could have as many explosions, bullets, and cars sailing through the air as he wanted, it would be a movie I would still be more interested to see than this one. And of all the questions I have for this movie, my biggest one is this: why wasn’t there a single scene of someone studying a bullet? We lost track of all the gun fights and watched 2002’s Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever to see if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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The Bourne Identity (2002)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Good List! A young German woman decides to give a ride to the hitchhiking American who is clearly wanted by the authorities. But he has cash so what’s the problem? He also has elite combat training, can speak multiple languages, has half a dozen passports all with different names, and a government agency after him. Seriously…what’s the problem? We can’t remember who we are anymore and watched 2002’s The Bourne Identity to see if it’s a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
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Battlefield Earth (2000)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Bad List! The year: 3000. The plot: incomprehensible. The editing: nauseating. The scenes: wiped. The audio: inconsistent. And the angles: Dutch! Join us in the consequences of my own actions. My brain became smooth while watching 2000’s Battlefield Earth, and we can confidently tell you if it’s a good movie or a crap movie. Find us on: Email us
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Of Human Bondage (1934)
Good Movie, Bad Movie
From The Good List! Aimless Philip is studying art until his work is deemed mediocre. Dismayed, he travels from Paris to London to study medicine only to fall for a waitress who majored in mind games and is never clear about who or what she wants. Her unstable magnetism follows him despite the lack of any sort of conventional relationship and they both suffer for it. Join us for Women’s History Month while we talk about how ladies are crazy in Of Human Bondage and conclude if it’s a good move or a bad movie. Find us on: Email us
info_outlineFrom The Bad List!
Straight off the success of the Scary Movie franchise, The Wayans brothers star as FBI agents Kevin and Marcus. They try to prove to their boss that they are capable employees by going undercover as two White heiresses to prevent a kidnapping only that prove my instincts were correct to avoid this movie were, in fact, correct.
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