97. Pop Quiz Part 2! - Dueling Road Trips
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Release Date: 08/23/2021
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday..... Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh! Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again. Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Martha (is that her name?) left in the middle of the night one night and we haven't hear from her in months. I...
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This week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jess Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES.
info_outline 117. Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy FrancescaF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
We are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math.
info_outline 116. Brought to You by the Letter - Ben FranklinF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT. WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey-besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy!
info_outline 115. Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!!F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
New Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST.
info_outline 114. Happy Christmas, Ya Turds!F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Jesus is the reason for the season and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together.
info_outline 113. SPECIAL BONUS EP! - Wild Nights With Rocky PowellF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Surprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together.
info_outline 112. Greg Vs. Jack from The Weather is Crazy PodF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Holy Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything BUT the weather.
info_outline 111. Kelsey Perkins Vs. Carly RumpfF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
It's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much in common with K&L that it is actually possible that they are them, but 10 years younger, living in the present day like this is some sort of multiverse, matrix, alternative universe life thingie. So basically, the four of us together are Karly and Larndsey.
info_outline 110. Kelly's Sister Is The Eighth Wonder Of The WorldF*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
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info_outlineSummer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place!
This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go back to reality as they reminisce one last time about their dueling road trips. Pass the sour gummy worms and salt and vinegar chips, this may be a bumpy ride.
In honor of her incredible southern coastal road trip and ghost tour experience with her momma, Kelly teaches Lindsey all about ghost cum and other otherworldly wonders in the game "The Ghosts Of Savannah." Then Lindsey finishes our school day with a North Carolina quiz because, well..."Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand. Spin it like a helicopter. North Carolina, come on and raise up." IYKYK, I guess.
(You can take the Lindsey out of the frat house, but you can't take the frat house out of the Lindsey. Truly can't believe she made it this far.)
Get back to class, kiddos!
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