100. Myka Fox Was Kicked Out Of Her Friend Group Twice
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Release Date: 09/08/2021
119. Season Recap - Goodbye for now, kids!
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday..... Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh! Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again. Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Martha (is that her name?) left in the middle of the night one night and we haven't hear from her in months. I...
info_outline
118. Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
This week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jess Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES.
info_outline
117. Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy Francesca
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
We are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math.
info_outline
116. Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT. WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey-besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy!
info_outline
115. Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!!
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
New Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST.
info_outline
114. Happy Christmas, Ya Turds!
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Jesus is the reason for the season and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together.
info_outline
113. SPECIAL BONUS EP! - Wild Nights With Rocky Powell
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Surprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Powell'. Rocky wanted to hear about our wildest night as a comedy duo and BFFs and after 15 years together as a couple, Kelly and Lindsey have had their fair share of wild nights together.
info_outline
112. Greg Vs. Jack from The Weather is Crazy Pod
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
Holy Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything BUT the weather.
info_outline
111. Kelsey Perkins Vs. Carly Rumpf
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
It's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much in common with K&L that it is actually possible that they are them, but 10 years younger, living in the present day like this is some sort of multiverse, matrix, alternative universe life thingie. So basically, the four of us together are Karly and Larndsey.
info_outline
110. Kelly's Sister Is The Eighth Wonder Of The World
F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey
POP QUIZ, BABIES! That's right! This episode is for all of our infant listeners because Kelly's sister had a BABY!!!!! KELLY IS OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! COOL AUNT ALERT! WE REPEAT, COOL AUNT ALERT!!!!
info_outlineOh boy, oh boy! Do we have a treat for you! This week we sit down with comedian, writer and Twitter extraordinaire MYKA FOX!!
When we asked Myka what her favorite subjects were she stumped us with her thirst for statistics, linguistics and physics. Clearly Myka hasn't listened to the show or she would have known that we aren't smart enough to write such quizzes. HELP!
"Irregardless", Lindsey starts the school day with a Statistics quiz called, "Survey Says" where she asks two real statistics questions and then switches to some of the weirdest statistics of all time because she isn't really smart enough to teach an entire class on numbers and things.
Then Kelly takes us to Marching Band class because Myka used to be a whizz on the french horn? Timbales? MARIMBAS! Get it girl!
At recess we talk about all the times Myka got kicked out of her friend group. Kids can be so cruel! LEAVE LITTLE MYKA ALONE OR ELSE!
Then Lindsey makes an attempt at teaching the class Linguistics with a game called "First Statistics, Now Linguistics". Spoiler: Kelly's edible kicks in during this quiz and things get realllll hairy.
Then Kelly ends our school day with a Theatre History class where we play a game called "What A Bunch Of Thespians" where we get all Greek and shit. Question: Who came first? Jesus or Thespis? Asking for a couple of dumb dumbs.
Follow Myka Fox, Twitter Queen:
https://www.instagram.com/mykafox/
Follow the show's Insta:
instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/
Follow Kelly:
instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl
Follow Lindsey:
Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans.
https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/
And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/