Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts
Release Date: 08/25/2025
Green Blooded Bastard - Together
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Together. This is a film about how we see ourselves and our partners and individuilism and losing yourself in someone and some tits!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Death and Ramen
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death and Ramen. In this short film, Ramen is trying to kill himself and kinda fucks it up so he plays chess with Death and then goes to the club. I'm Bobby Mom!
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Green Blooded Bastard - What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?. In this short film, a dude goes crazy over a fucking photo and shit gets crazy for a while.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Torque
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Torque. In this film, the dude from The Grudge teams up with the dude from NWA to take on Adam Scott and Vince from Fast Five and Blade 2! The film closes out with some Nickleback and shit get's real at some point between several dolly zoom shots! Fucking kill me!
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Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 07
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This is a crap little zine I threw together, based on some random art, poems, or collage artfuck chaos art I create while recording episodes or burning time. green blooded bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - BMX Bandits
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BMX Bandits. Ninety minutes and there's barely a fucking BMX in it for around 70 minutes! What a fucking slog. Go watch Gleaming the Cube instead!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Frosty
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Frosty. In this film, a jacked snowman comes to life to help women cum.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Ernest Saves Christmas
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ernest Saves Christmas. In this film, Santa is trying to give up his powers to some chump so he can bone an old lady. There are some repulsive little shits and Ernest traffics some underage girl.
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special. In this film, some Jedi goes missing in space and time and shit get's real, bro.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Jane Austen's Period Drama
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jane Austen's Period Drama. In this film, a chick get's her period as the exact wrong moment and hilarity ensues.
info_outlineThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.
Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:
coffee up her ass
as Ben Affleck tea-bagged
her, Gwyneth Paltrow