Green Blooded Bastard - Weapons
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts
Release Date: 02/23/2026
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Frosty. In this film, a jacked snowman comes to life to help women cum.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ernest Saves Christmas. In this film, Santa is trying to give up his powers to some chump so he can bone an old lady. There are some repulsive little shits and Ernest traffics some underage girl.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special. In this film, some Jedi goes missing in space and time and shit get's real, bro.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jane Austen's Period Drama. In this film, a chick get's her period as the exact wrong moment and hilarity ensues.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Weapons. In this film, some kids go missing and it's up to Cable, Silver Surfer, and Wong team up to find them. Shit hits the fan and gets real real quick.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches ANIMA. In this film, a prick dude is living in a fantastical world where song & dance happen.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas again, but this time via vaginal creampie and knocks up Elizabeth Mitchell and somehow does. This is the 11th aniversary episdoe! #fuckice
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause 2. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas by getting married and tit fucking Elizabeth Mitchell and somehow does.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Santa Clause. In this film, a prick tries to save Christmas and somehow does.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Meshes of the Afternoon. In this short film, a woman is having issues. Here is a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3qVKu59Io
info_outlineThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Weapons. In this film, some kids go missing and it's up to Cable, Silver Surfer, and Wong team up to find them. Shit hits the fan and gets real real quick.