31: Your Toddler’s Limitations. Over-stimulating your only child and how your energy affects your kid’s mood.
Release Date: 07/11/2016
54: Season 1, finally! And there is a CLIFFHANGER! Jon is broken, from the move and our toddler. Mollie’s parents, pot, and porn. PLUS the LOST AUDIO never heard before by human ears!
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Season 1, finally! And the cliffhanger is more intense than “Who shot JR?” and The Walking Dead! How is our move and toddler breaking my husband? Jon reveals what he learned from our first DITY move across country 15 years ago. ADDED BONUS: We found LOST audio that is sure to blow your mind, chock full of stories about Mollie’s parents getting a contact buzz, porn in Vegas, and Jon being high on Norco at Target.
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53: PCS TIME! Mollie's Moving: Everyone's in studio (buzzed) to say goodbye to her or at least call DIBS on all her stuff.
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Mollie is MOVING! It's a big ugly sweater Christmas bash with all of Mollie's friends and one guest WILL get peed on. How do you apologize for a diaper-wearing dog with an uncontrollable bladder? Mollie makes further announcements about the future of the show and Andy makes sure this episode has a happy ending.
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52: Pets and the Holidays- What pet-owning families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Honey DO lists, Coyote urine, and not bringing your own bags to the grocery store.
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Julio sits with Marsha and Mollie to school them both about "Honey Do.." lists, pets, and the holidays. What all families need to know to make sure the fur babies are safe and happy. Coyote urine, being charged 10 cents per bag at the grocery store, and what Mollie's psychic revealed about her missing cat. This episode is equal parts informative and ridiculous. If you don't enjoy it you chew on some bitter apple.
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51: ‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving and we are NOT camping out for Black Friday. Apps to help survive Santa’s lap. Batman and man-crushes. Best gifts for Christmas.
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‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving and MARSHA can’t find her cheese! Who are these people who do Black Friday? Have you not heard of Amazon Prime? Mollie confesses to Marsha all her weekly Mommy fails! Batman for your kids, surviving your husband’s nasty feet and Santa’s lap. Will this new APP help? What is a better gift than STUFF? Marsha and Mollie dish it all and they are exhausted. Amazon Prime should sponsor this episode. We name-drop them shamelessly at least 50 times. Seriously, you should go with Amazon Prime.
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50: Facebook ruins kid’s birthday parties. And when you DON’T want someone to watch your baby. What military wives can teach us about friendship and Daddy baby bonding. Two controlling moms sit to chat about how they FAILED this week.
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YOU'RE NOT INVITED: to my Kid’s party or to babysit because I am stone cold. Two controlling moms: Jenny V and Mollie sit down and discuss how we basically hurt everyone’s feelings this week. Daddy baby bonding. When mom’s away daddy and baby need to PLAY. What can military wives teach us about friendship and keeping friendships going and who do you invite to your kid’s birthday parties. Be honest, are you just fishing for gifts and how will you pay to feed everyone? Don’t worry whatever you decide, Facebook will ruin it. Jenny V handles setting up boundaries with her mom. The ladies...
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49: What a TOTAL SCAM! Daylights Savings Time steals your toddler's sleep, and not changing your password can get your bank account hacked.
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Mollie sits with Andy to share how this week, her sleep to her bank account have all been hacked. Daylights Savings Time is no help for toddlers, and Mollie reveals all her passcodes. Happy Hacking!
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48: Trick or treat! Raisins and Rodents. My veteran’s confirmed kills and how they affect my marriage. Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls and how they affect your intestines.
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Trick or Treat! Marty, Claire, Jon, and Mollie podcast post-sugar rush after trick or treat has ended. Terrible twos and saying you’re sorry. “I forgive you?" What do you teach your kids about saying “I’m sorry,” and asking your kid’ for forgiveness. Mollie forgives, but NOT on Halloween when you have no costumes. Instead she will just give you raisins. Mollie is sent over the edge when Jon brags about all the TAIL he got back in Idaho and his confirmed kills. Claire provides meditation for Mollie. Mollie shares how mediation before bed is GREAT for moms.
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47: The Family Pet during deployment and why your war vet husband can’t hear you nagging. Pets: when to get one, when to let one go, and what to do if they are scooting. Pets as part of your family and what they can teach your kids.
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“I can’t hear you nagging!” Military vets blame the war for why they never hear their wives’ honey-do list, or maybe it’s just Mollie’s husband. Jarrett gets to play stay-at-home dad for a week. Julio shares from his 20 years’ experience at a local vet clinic: what a family pet can teach your family about responsibility, love, and loss. What really happens when you have to put a pet down, when it’s time to let a pet go, and how to introduce a new pet to the family. Assholes who get rid of their pets just because they are going to have a baby. Most of all we talk about the need...
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46: Why you should marry young and elope like military familes. Making out on the plane, Anniversary and “push gifts”.Love in a McDonalds drive thru and what you don’t want to happen to you when you consummate your marriage.
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Julio and Marsha sit with Mollie and Marty to discuss the benefits of getting married YOUNG and why you should elope. It’s good for military families and should be for everyone else too. What is a standard gift for fifteen years of marriage? What about push gifts? We hear how Julio and Marsha fell in love in a drive thru and how BIG weddings are too much stress and can make you literally lose your shoes.
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45: Kardashians and Head Lice: MY HEAD ITCHES! How to give a toddler medication, and what do you do when your toddler climbs out of the crib. Julio explains how to tire your kids out before bed.
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The Kardashians and head lice: This episode will make you ITCH! HEAD LICE: it will happen to you, so how do you deal with your kids, your house ,and everyone who could be infected? Julio and Marsha are in studio to share tips on how to give your kids medication. The baby can climb out of the crib, the four-year-old napped--NOW WHAT?! Julio explains how to tire out your kids before bed and how to get rid of monsters in the closet. Mollie and Marsha are running away, getting the cash from the safety deposit box, and starting over.
info_outlineThe very pregnant Jenny V talks about iceberg lettuce and your hemorrhoids. Mollie vents about old people who just don’t care anymore. Mollie rehashes Father’s Day Fail 2016 and knowing your toddler’s limitations when out and about. The LA DILF, Jarrett, shares how to keep it simple on holidays, lower expectations with your toddler, AND how to communicate with your partner. Mollie and Jenny Workman have a playdate with the boys and discuss how your energy affects your kid’s mood, the dangers of Legos, and the crazy questions the pediatrician asks at the check-up appointments. The trials and tribulations of being the mom of an only child. Getting permission to stop over-stimulating your only child. Mollie hides in a truck-stop restroom.