Children of Men
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In 2027 immigration will be completely illegal and armed troops will roam the streets imposing a brutal military dictatorship on us all! Also we’re watching Children of Men, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Jennifer's Body
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Lesbian panic and Emos and myspace oh my! We’re watching Jennifer’s Body, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Cabin in the Woods
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Part stoner comedy, part Lovecraftian existential horror, all awesome. We’re watching Cabin in the Woods, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Nope
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I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now and I really don’t know chimps at all. We’re watching Jordan Peel’s Nope, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Club Dread
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It’s spooky season again, and we’re kicking things off this year with a journey to paradise. We’re watching Broken Lizard’s Club Dread this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Dead Man
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What if the west was just an allegory for man’s suffering? We’re watching mumblecore master Jim Jarmusch’s classic Dead Man this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Wild Wild West
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This is a story all about how a really terrible movie got made. We’re watching Wild Wild West, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Down
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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
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We’re heading out west for the first episode in our Western mini series. We’re watching the John Ford classic, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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Kirk gets racist and Spock is such a Samantha. We’re watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
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Are you there God, it’s me William Shatner. He’s going to take us down to Paradise City in Star Trek V: The FInal Frontier, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
info_outlineWe seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading.We’re watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!
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