The Might Be Giants
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Who am I to say that George C Scott isn’t Sherlock Holmes? It’s the start of a new mini series as we talk about movies that inspired the names of bands. We’re watching They Might Be Giants this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Toxic Avenger 2025
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We’re heading back to Tromaville, but is it all a little too polished? We’re watching The Toxic Avenger reboot this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #152 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12...
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps
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Finally, Pedro Pascal is getting some work. We’re watching The Fantastic Four: First Steps this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #67 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 13 Black Panther 14 Iron Man 15 Captain America: The...
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Superman 2025
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What are all these colors doing in my DC movie? They rebooted the universe and made a brand new Superman on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #4 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3...
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Thunderbolts*
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What if depression was the big bad and we hugged it to death? We’re watching thunderbolts* on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #23 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron...
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Captain America: Brave New World
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It’s 2025 and America still isn’t ready for a Red Hulk. We’re watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #98 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black...
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Don't Look Up
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It’s depressing, but it’s funny. We’re watching Don’t Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Happening
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Trees. Yep. It’s trees. I’m spoiling M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale: Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
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It’s 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I’ll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Krampus
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You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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RANKINGS
1 Endgame
2 Spider-Man No Way Home
3 Infinity War
4 Superman 2025
5 Logan
6 Deadpool & Wolverine
7 Captain America: Civil War
8 The Avengers
9 The Dark Knight
10 THE Suicide Squad
11 Thor Ragnarok
12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3
13 Black Panther
14 Iron Man
15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
16 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
17 Guardians of the Galaxy
18 Batman Begins
19 Batman 89
20 Spider-Man 2
21 Spider-Man Homecoming
22 Spider-Man Far From Home
23 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
24 Thunderbolts*
25 Thor: Love and Thunder
26 Deadpool 2
27 Deadpool
28 The Batman
29 Captain America: The First Avenger
30 Spider-Man
31 X-Men: Days of Future Past
32 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
33 Shang-Chi
34 Joker
35 Captain Marvel
36 Ant-Man
37 Blue Beetle
38 Black Widow
39 Ant-Man and the Wasp
40 Eternals
41 Avengers: The Age of Ultron
42 Birds Of Prey
43 Wonder Woman 1984
44 Wonder Woman
45 Iron Man 3
46 The Dark Knight Rises
47 Superman 1978
48 The Marvels
49 Dr Strange
50 Thor
51 Kick-Ass
52 X-Men First Class
53 Hellboy
54 X2
55 Darkman
56 Iron Man 2
57 Swamp Thing
58 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
59 Watchmen
60 X-Men 2000
61 Batman Returns
62 Blade
63 Defendor
64 Unbreakable
65 The Crow
66 Batman 66
67 The Fantastic Four: First Steps
68 Orgazmo
69 Superman II
70 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
71 Shazam!
72 Thor: The Dark World
73 The Wolverine
74 Superman Returns
75 Blade II
76 Mystery Men
77 Super
78 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
79 Venom: The Last Dance
80 Chronicle
81 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
82 Man of Steel
83 Venom: Let There Be Carnage
84 The Green Hornet
85 The Incredible Hulk
86 Sky High
87 The Mask
88 Constantine
89 The New Mutants
90 The Rocketeer
91 Superman III
92 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
93 The Return of Swamp Thing
94 The Flash
95 Shazam! Fury of the Gods
96 Superhero Movie
97 Blade Trinity
98 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice
99 Venom
100 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
101 Captain America: Brave New World
102 Black Adam
103 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer
104 Hancock
105 Fantastic Four
106 Madame Web
107 Blankman
108 Supergirl
109 The Crow 2024
110 Hellboy 2019
111 Power Rangers
112 The Meteor Man
113 Justice League
114 X-Men Last Stand
115 Van Helsing
116 Spiderman 3
117 The Amazing Spider-Man
118 TMNT2
119 Superman and the Mole Men
120 Green Lantern
121 Ghost Rider
122 TMNT3
123 Hero At Large
124 Push
125 Jumper
126 Condorman
127 Howard The Duck
128 Aquaman
129 Punisher: War Zone
130 Toxic Avenger Part II
131 TMNT: OOTS
132 TMNT14
133 Hulk
134 Bloodshot
135 Daredevil
136 The Crow: City of Angels
137 The Punisher 04
138 The Punisher 89
139 Batman Forever
140 Kick Ass 2
141 Steel
142 Glass
143 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
144 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
145 X-Men: Apocalypse
146 Split
147 Suicide Squad
148 Brightburn
149 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
150 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
151 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
152 The Phantom
153 Toxic Avenger
154 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
155 The Shadow
156 The Toxic Avenger Part III
157 Spawn
158 Batman and Robin
159 Elektra
160 Morbius
161 My Super Ex-Girlfriend
162 Zoom
163 Underdog
164 Catwoman
165 The Spirit
166 Jonah Hex
167 Fant4stic
168 Max Steel
169 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
170 Dark Phoenix
171 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
172 Fast Color
173 Joker Folie a deux
174 Kraven The Hunter
175 Archenemy
176 Son of the Mask
177 The Crow: Wicked Prayer
178 Super Capers
179 All Superheroes Must Die