Lorena Ep. 2 (A Woman in Trouble): Dickless Protection Program
Release Date: 04/09/2021
The Anarchists Episodes 3 & 4 (2022): Drugs, drugs, drugs!
Honestly? Hell Yeah
As summer vaycay approaches, we’re packing our bags and heading back down south to the Mexican coastal oasis affectionately known as Anarchapulco to visit our favorite greedy little piglets in episodes 3 & 4 of the Anarchists. It’s a familiar scene: more Anarchy conventions run by belligerent libertarians, held at glamorous resorts where the Bitcoin flows like water. However, a sinister darkness is brewing in the streets of Anarchapulco as a drug war is waged between the Cartel and some unsuspecting fringe Anarchist hippies peddling their shitty edibles to rich capitalists at the resort....
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The Anarchists Episodes 1 & 2 (2022): Freegan Colonizers
Honestly? Hell Yeah
an·ar·chy “the organization of society on the basis of voluntary cooperation, without political institutions or hierarchical government; anarchism.” The dictionary definition of anarchy, while succinct, certainly leaves some room for interpretation. Many believe anarchy to be a violent and chaotic existence in the absence of government, some see it more as a philosophy rather than a viable way of life, and others view anarchy as an achievable societal goal in which money and time would cease to exist and everyone would take care of themselves and each other. For the subjects of...
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Call Me Miss Cleo (2022): Call 911 Instead
Honestly? Hell Yeah
Picture this: It’s 2:30 AM on a Tuesday morning in 2001, and you’re a downtrodden, lonely young adult going through a breakup. Your future is shakier than ever, you’re realizing that you’ve never had a meaningful relationship in your life, your finances are a mess, and you can’t seem to motivate yourself to want to be better. It’s the kind of shit that keeps you up at night, mindlessly watching basic cable, succumbing to an existential abyss. Suddenly, through the haze, you hear three simple words: “CALL ME NOW!” You emerge from your stupor to find a mystical woman on your...
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This Place Rules (2022): All Gums, No Gumption
Honestly? Hell Yeah
Watergate. The Satanic Panic. Woodstock '99. The implementation of "Freedom Fries." Florida. For whatever reason, America just cannot keep from embarrassing herself. When hundreds of paranoid hilbillies stormed the Capitol to demand that Mike Pence hang himself and that Donald Trump should be president forever, January 6, 2021 joined the ranks amongst the most humiliating and disturbing days in this nation's short history. Leading up to this cursed event, Americans had devolved into a collective psychosis that is extremely well-documented on Facebook forums, Instagram stories, YouTube comments...
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The Most Hated Man on the Internet (2022): Blow & Tuaca
Honestly? Hell Yeah
To be considered The Most Hated Man on the Internet is nothing short of an accomplishment, considering the countless eligible candidates that emerge daily. However, the World Wide Web broke the mold when it produced Hunter Moore, disgraced proprietor and face of the now defunct isanyoneup.com. In this three-part docuseries, we learn just what happens when you give an 8th grade drop-out a handle of Tuaca, a pack of Turkish Royals, a lip ring, his mommy's credit card, and the endless possiblities the internet has to provide. If you aren't exactly certain, rest assured that it is a twisted life...
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God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty (2022): Smooch and Let Smooch
Honestly? Hell Yeah
Well, well, well. Looks like the Curse of Von Dutch couldn’t keep us down forever and we are BACK, baby! That’s right, after a nearly year-long accidental hiatus, we are hitting the airwaves to humiliate ourselves once again! We might have had an equally boring AND dreadful past 11 months, but for one full hour, the LoLs are back and heartier than ever in an all new episode! Join us as we ~dive~ head first into the hot new Hulu documentary God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty, and ~pray~ that there’s a hot, sexy pool boy around to suck and cuck with for years to...
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The Curse of Von Dutch (2021): Hamburger on the Moon
Honestly? Hell Yeah
It's the story that never asked to be told, with all the details that never mattered, over 10 years past its relevance: it's the story, legend, Curse of Von Dutch. Yes, a three-part, THREE HOUR LONG miniseries exploring the trucker hat craze of the early 2000s that cemented Ashton Kutcher as a fashion icon for at least two whole years. However, behind all the glitz and the glam, a wicked web was being woven between 3 deeply troubled men who are all individually desperate for the honor of being deemed the founder of the Von Dutch clothing line. So start up the ol' time machine, travel...
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Free Solo (2018): Vertical Horizon
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In the eleventh hour, when few thought we could and most thought we shouldn't, we have managed to exhibit an act of bravery so daring that it's guaranteed to send shockwaves through communities far and wide: We actually recorded a second episode for November! We aren't the only daredevils in this story, though. In National Geographic's documentary, Free Solo, we follow a gentleman named Alex Honnold who, for some reason, insists on repeatedly climbing thousands of feet into the air on the face of many mountains without any ropes, clips, carabiners, parachutes, nets, or anything that would...
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15 Minutes of Shame (2021): The Untold Story of Music, Passion, and Lazers
Honestly? Hell Yeah
In Monica Lewinsky's premiere documentary, "15 Minutes of Shame," we delve into the very topic that people LOVE to talk about ALL THE TIME and makes everyone SUPER comfortable: Cancel culture! With the help of Max from Catfish: The TV Show, our canceled queen goes to great lengths to explore the many nuances involved in the practice of cancelling celebrities and private citizens alike. Join us as we give useful tips for surviving a cancellation (going to jail is involved, trust the process!), fight for Brendan Fraser's right to be a decent actor, make a huge number of cancellations ourselves,...
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Horror Movie Roundup 2021: Darry's Bellybutton Tattoo
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Well, it's that time of year again, all you witches, demons, goblins, and ghouls: It's Halloween! We honor this nation's most beloved holiday with a tribute to our most coveted frights of the season. First, we get positively tricked by Halloween Kills and Malignant, but then revel in the treats of TerrifiED, the Village, It Follows, Jeepers Creepers (1 AND 2), The VVitch, and TerrifiER! Join us to hear all about Danielle's deep-seated fear of living as a homesteader, our mutual welcoming of curses over STDs, and in the spookiest twist of all, that Jen would rather smooch M. Night Shyamalan...
info_outlineAfter the dust had settled from the event of Lorena Bobbitt severing her husband's useless dick off came the court proceedings and subsequent media storm. While Lorena was pleading her case as a tragically abused and desperate woman driven to take extreme measures of protection, John Wayne was living, laughing, loving in the welcoming arms of Howard Stern and morning zoo talk shows alike, Hooters, and the rehab ranches of the Wild West. He was now considered a D-list celebrity known only for having a Frankendick and being too dumb to function, and he was LOVING it. However, those close to the couple were coming out in droves to support Lorena and tell the truth about her poor excuse of a husband. Join us as we wade through the muddy waters to see clearly that a lobbed off dick was the least of what John Wayne actually deserved after his years-long offenses committed against Lorena. Tune in!