One in One Out Hole Policy
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Key Topics: Property Brothers of Software Development, Project Management, One in One Out Hole Policy, Green River
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Signal Boosting Secaucus
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Current events weighing on you? Want to take a break and return to a simpler time when our biggest concern was a mobile app being sideloaded to serve the Iowa Democratic caucus? The I Don't Know What I'm Doing podcast and Paul's inability to edit things in a timely manner is here to serve you on that front and so many more.
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Soft Taco Out
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Hot Topics this episode: What's a Fish Taco? #softtacoout. Google closed door policy. Top Marketing Trends for 2020! Asked to Innovate at work.
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Four Foot Tenderloins
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Happy New Years to all! We open this episode talking about our Christmas List which would have been poignant if I had edited this in a reasonable amount of time. I would love to have a new years resolution which was germane to that point, but I absolutely do not. Listen in to hear about Pat's car's tail light, new rulings in the GDPR world, and whether free food is the greatest detriment to company culture.
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Aftermath of Jr. High Band
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
The consultants take on such tough subjects as nurturing entry level employees and whether pooping on the bathroom floor should be a firable offense.
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Next Question
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Pat was really messed up on NyQuil but that didn't stop us from coming to the table with our overtly valuable opinions on Fake Agile, the Domino's Pizza Accessibility case, and being over-allocated across multiple clients.
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Compulsory Velcro Shoes
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
We're back with the first episode of what we are calling season 2. Come listen to us stumble around AI news, an extremely old but recently suable data breach, and how to get back that old team feel on a new crew.
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Maybe Talking About Taking Ownership
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Given the topic of this episode is on taking ownership - I will set an example by taking ownership of the incoherent and rambling nature of the dialog. We start off with Pat presenting a scathing assessment of the state of software delivery and end up with an exposition of our dearth of knowledge concerning cattle farming. In there somewhere a couple points get made, some pro-strats concerning success in taking ownership in all manner of delivery scenarios.
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Engaging in Employee Engagement
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
We try our darndest to cut through the propaganda and stigma that "Employee Engagement" has garnered to get to some meat, looking at Engagement's value and its drivers. If you or your team feels disengaged, or if you just want to hear what a bunch of developers thing about engagement, give us a listen.
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The Bench Doesn't Need to be That Warm
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Pat, Nate, and Paul explore Bench Time and its proper application. If you're on the bench or might be going on the bench soon, this is mandatory listening. We arrive at a number of "problems" and a number of "solutions" but one tag line stands out - "Stay off the bench stay in the bullpen", which is representative of our assertion that you should turn your bench into your bullpen.
info_outlineWe took a break from recording for the Christmas times, but had enough B reel on the floor to pull together a few minutes of bonus content, mostly about food for some reason, which shall forevermore constitute episode 3.5.
We'll be back in two weeks with a regular episode.
Intro & Outro - "Golden Sunrise" by Josh Woodward (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Josh_Woodward/The_Wake_1790/JoshWoodward-TheWake-NoVox-10-GoldenSunrise) provided under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/