Malort and Savior
Inside the Pallet House
This week we are joined by our friend Noah, and to say he brought the drinks would be an understatement. We effectively found a treasure trove of goodies.
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Duane the Meth Rock Johnson
Inside the Pallet House
Dave is a cowboy now. The Painter is a Jailbird. Troy is the beer hunter. Brendan is still trying too hard to justify a hat.
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Bald Face
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This week we narrowly avoid temporary blindness so we have that going for us. Running would have always been an option, but with the the amount of hashing going on it can be hard to know which way is the right way.
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Spanish Dave
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Dave is back from Spain, and he has learned a novel way to use the Stock Exchange. It works better for drinks than food though, because the food is not in demand. The supply for fights is currently outpacing demand, which is the opposite from beach towels and flip flops. Supply and demand is not a complicated concept, but it seems like Spain has only mastered it in bars.
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More Participation Trophies
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It seems like everybody gets a trophy these days, but there are signs that the times are changing. We are even priming the pump to give Pete Rose an award. Top award for ruining a car's interior goes to Drift air fresheners. Heck we almost give an award to a known bad beer this week, but for now we managed to stop short.
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Lily Pulitzer Hats
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Bal'more takes some heat for being a rough place, but we think in the right light it can be pretty fun. You can keep some of the light off your face if you get the right hat, but it won't keep you from catching shots. Leave that to the guard dogs.
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Pumpkin and Pringles
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This week we get to try the highly anticipated Miller Lite Pringles collab, and in typical fashion the experience takes a turn. We are not sure we will ever be able to look at Pringles the same way again. Fortunately we were sent some ciders by our buddy Jason Jones to help us wash away the shame.
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The 5th C
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This episode is brought to you by AI, and your favorite team member, Brad. You are confused as we are. Like a new driver with a Learner's Permit, or men standing around an issue that we are unqualified to fix, it is all uncharted territory.
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3 Legs are Better than 2
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Spring is in the air, and kittens and puppies are showing up in droves. You would think with so many options we would try and pick a good one. Not us.
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Masterboating in the Driveway
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This week we are reminded of why boats are so cool by way of a Facebook Marketplace ad. We are also reminded of why boats are the worst. They really do walk a find line between cool and awful; kind of like Anime.
info_outlineFar too often our expectations are not met by the reality of the experience. Then there are times in which we overreact and create something out of nothing. Unfortunately there are other circumstances that are so unfathomable that whatever reaction you have is probably not enough. We manage to have each of these happen to us this week.