Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - June 5, 2020, airing June 7, 2024
Release Date: 06/07/2024
Kagro in the Morning - July 2, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Wednesday, and it’s David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s before ! Probably not their last alive appearance, though. They don’t seem the types to with such things. Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Nothing more , because ... . And yet… sometimes a win or two will slip in, like in , or around . Of course, winning just . Don’t worry Dems, Trump says he , and , . Paramount (to ), and gets . Lisa Murkowski , if you want any, . Trump had a great time in . What is it about “Alligator Alcatraz” that seems to with ? harken to America...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 1, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
July! David Waldman will depart upon his KITM Patriotic Tour of America very soon but is here with live shows! Get your 4th of July prepped soon, buys the . Did Republicans The Senate did kill . JD Vance dealt the, and promised that there’ll be before he’s finished. Elon Musk if he . Dems made Susan Collins for . Like of a hurricane, Donald K. Trump is to from . Trump and Kristi Noem, who never got the opportunity , made up for it at today’s of the Everglades “”. Kristi missed her chance to chuck puppies to the gators (at least on camera)...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 30, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Here we are, at the end of a long month, but David Waldman and Greg Dworkin still aren’t tired and Thom Tillis at the coat check area and , rather than having become . Of course, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are to … until , when someone offers them a “ the kids . would vote for this bill, but run into people . Mayors, however, run into actual people , which to those politicians . Donald K. Trump wants everyone to know that the people and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the laws . awaits them all. Trump will release of to get him to take...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 27, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is BACK for the Friday KITM, then , then BACK on the Monday KITM! See how that works? In local, to KITM World Headquarters, news, the can’t operate any “illegal” DEI programs to get federal funding, and they really like federal funding, they’re . The White House and of the . In even more local news, the Superintendent of Loudoun Schools, Aaron Spence how Trump can kiss . Meanwhile, a selling point for a four-year degree has always been People assumed someone had fixed the DOGE by , but , out of sight. The US is slashing, yet...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 26, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back to KITM and ! You don’t mess with ! “ defeats “. You got to hope it’s the beginning of the end of , but . When Dems discover by DC will . And if you think that of Zohran Mamdani, see ! Donald K. Trump fears Zohran and hate Mamdani almost as much as people hate and . Libertarians don’t want Zohran, but always figure that anyhow. About the only people who like Zohran Mamdani are , who especially like it . Muslim youths love Mamdani and . talked to the Black olds. Generally, the Democratic...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 25, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back with the latest in KITM and You might not know that Dennis Kucinich was , or that Jerry Springer was , yet you probably know every mayor of New York City , . They NYC mayoral race is , and’s is like . The ; the political class , and with . Zohran is a populist who a ! , because that voters with genuine merit. Credit should go to ’s ability to sift out the away from , Andrew Cuomo. As Donald K. Trump , “”. Lately though, Trump’s been quoted, “Whether to suffer of outrageous fortune, or to a sea of troubles and ?” (He...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 24, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is solo today, in front of the microphone, and . So, ease off of him, will ya? ! Donald K. Trump and his BFF, , declared yesterday… No... PEACE ! , only from… Hold on, we have that Donald’s … or ... … Oh, well, Trump , they . everybody. Except for , there’s between Iran and Israel. Raise the banners, quick, and engrave those today, . Y’know, Kamala and Hilary . Give Americans , and they’ll have forgotten all about this. Meanwhile, rule of law, democracy, etc. . ride into town, and , which . Now the villains and ...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 23, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Give me a "K! ..."K"! give me an "I"! ..."I"! Give me a "T"! ..."T" Give me a "M"! ..."M"! WHATS THAT SPELL? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin with a golden oldie that out there might remember: Well, come on , . He got himself , way ! and , Turns out that … Donald K. Trump has never been awfully TACO when to … and . He’s also when However, he hates capitalism . And, never, ever, . CHORUS And its 1,2,3 ? Don't ask me, , the . And its 5,6,7 . Well, there ain't ... Whoopee It appears that Donald and Bibi arranged to...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 20, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman hopes to get a break from all of his breaks soon, but there’s always something... ICE ! Wherever , strikes… . hasn’t of Americans . Detainees start whining of being held without charges, some even without even a “”. The constant bruising of ICE agent knees on Hispanic testicles has become . And now, elected officials are , , as if things ! Can’t people ? Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom with . We should be so glad that Trump’s never . When , “”, he means ”. When he says, “”, he means “. The day that Donald has truly been waiting...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 19, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is , ! Greg Dworkin returns, with ! No, not Trump’s , but Trump’s , along with the latest takeaways from the … well, Virginia primaries, same difference. Will Trump ? We’re talking about ... so MAGA as “forever wars”, but , like their . It’s easy to do , and even easier . You’d think that making conspiracy theorists would , but these are a spunky and resilient group of whackadoodles. Confronted with , they expeditiously and into stole the 2020 election for Bernie Sanders. . Donald K. Trump for America. Journalists are hesitant to point that...
info_outlineDavid Waldman just didn't have the voice left to finish out the week. So today, once again, KITM stands for Kagro in a Time Machine.
It's another look back, and another opportunity to convince yourself that yes, you are better today than you were four years ago. Way better!
Take a look at how bad it really was:
Donald Trump can’t even golf, the news is so beautiful. We’re in the money! Employment has dived to still-depression levels. Trump says he couldn’t have done it if it wasn’t for the guidance of George Floyd’s angel. Trump’s off to Maine, where the plan is to make the streets run red with domination.
ACORN rerouted a caravan of voter fraud busses out of Guatemala to Indiana, loading 250 Antifa super-soldiers to each bus for a raid on Chicago, but quick-thinking Fox-watching police made them disappear into thin air. Oh wait! They’ve been sighted heading into Idaho! They’re back in Indiana! 6,000 — One terrorist for each of the population of the town of Notre Dame! Oh no, while we were distracted, a busload camper of 4 terrorists campers that rioted in drove through Forks, WA were caught are suing, hopefully. Pray that we all make it through tonight.
James O’Keefe infiltrated the past and discovered antifa headquarters in the heart of Portlandia.
Back in the real world, actual soldiers caravan into Washington DC to crack a few heads. An elderly man in Buffalo triggered blue rage by attempting to return a helmet. Bethesda, MD police are looking for a bicyclist assaulting kids that were posting George Floyd signs. That should be easy, they just need to find a guy that looks just like a cop. Maybe police are a mistake.
DC’s Mayor, Muriel Bowser, increases the police budget by $19 million… But sent a big message to the world this morning, and might have a few more things up her sleeve. Authorities always need more money for more domination.
The New York Times is about 200 years old and hopes to establish a method of administering its standards soon. In the meantime, occasional fascist propaganda might leak through. The Times shouldn’t challenge its readers with lies, however.