Kagro in the Morning - September 19, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Chaos , but David Waldman does, so apocalypse later, make it Monday, ok? Trump’s ouster of Jimmy Kimmel Is … maybe even worse The remaining late-night hosts , but it kind of felt like a rehearsal while old scripts into . Trump and MAGA have no problem with their pronouns, , no matter how much . Trump … or “they” … Obviously, the only way to defend against something like this would be to for . And they had better be too, because if you’re just by Case in point, for , while to outside James’ house. The case against Lisa Cook while...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 18, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin took a break from supervising the construction of his new to join us and KITM and David Waldman for . disappeared... ABC in building the and FCC chair Brendan Carr was happy to lend them a hand, . that Trump wanted to has been by the news. Teddy Roosevelt would have been , and too. Oh no, now too! Now ABC has been cancelled! though, as if that mattered to Trump.) In order to streamline the administration’s persecution efforts, ”, and illegal. All until further notice. Charlie Kirk hasn’t...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 17, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman picked to declare war on , without his Sundance, Greg Dworkin, here to cover him. Donald Trump keeps from a distance instead of selling MAGA of . Even is if we in this one. Keep Woo’s , we can use it ! Has this holy war ? Hmm, that’s ! Mike Johnson’s son’s phone is with that one. Our enemies overseas are helping that , they needed . South Koreans are pretty shocked by and might take an approximately before returning. Stephen Miller would love to have them all back, as he needs to to reach quota. An ABC reporter asked Trump a...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 16, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman tells us life is like an extra-large order of fries: There’s ! to , and . Don’t let on and you might be able to share condolences without being , , or . of the DOJ, will refusing to , whether for or any other . that anyone would say , randomly killed , was a victim of “”, unlike , who was a . Democrats, homeless, immigrants, LGBTQ, teachers, students and Satan ? To Donald Trump, they , and they. For a second there, was some woman he violated behind Studio 54. Every woman that Trump has victimized might to you, but combined, , and you’ll...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 15, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin voice the patriotic, uplifting, free thinking that this nation . You know . Tyler can check that box off, although you, and seem to be . What outsiders is that Tyler loaded his rifle with to join the in … And, that only he and can truly understand. Utah Governor Spencer Cox . None of us do. Plenty of others . Some people think of Charlie Kirk as . Some people see him as . Charlie demonstrated how . Plenty of others No one can say a bad word about Kirk. Not if they want to … Kari Lake has noticed that...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 12, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Today David Waldman welcomes Ian Reifowitz, author of , to interdisciplinarily between Donald Trump riling up his base and the stuff Trump will certainly receive his long sought-after Pulitzer Prize after to report that finally , with some assistance from and father of the alleged shooter … Yep, , , , , , Tyler Robinson… Here we all were thinking that we witnessed , when it kind of looks like Charlie Kirk might have Let’s learn that ! the poor and who required a to carry them . Oh well, back to that ....
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Kagro in the Morning - September 11, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us another KITM of another beloved celebrity death, RIP, kiss her grits. We are also under a cloud of . At in Colorado . Also, at Utah Valley University, only one man was shot, but it’s sure ! VP Just Dance Vance is dropping everything and . Donald K. Trump is to … or even . Who knows, Trump some to . MSNBC in his honor. South Park might after this. Gops before declaring , ! … are to the case. Breaking: Police have apprehended a rifle, but as , they had to release it. The US , then . After...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 10, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Ever wake with a start and wonder what David Waldman thinks about a subject? How about Greg Dworkin? Rest easy, ! ! Donald K. Trump , or was , to a in order to win from a reporter. ( anything .) You’d be amazed at what if you are their . Hey! on , Donald , which is lucky () as , white women are worth than a ! Nonetheless, sure add up if . Speaking of , that is the, keep and . Until then, Trump’s will . Jim Jordan . Jim knows that Trump was running for president in… 2009… that’s about 10 years since Jim began people to ...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 9, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back to and was. Eee-Ew! The Jeffrey Epstein has , the has been revealed, and , and it , much like . Donald was certain that we all agreed in its cell and and , but apparently . The Trump Supreme Court lifted restrictions on on immigration stops, but you better believe people wearing The Supreme Court also allowed Trump to , which of course . It would go against precedent to shut the whole place down and walk away, Gops take their with Dems to on Monday. Chuck Schumer tells them they might that they go Defcon 1… He tells ya!...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 8, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman catches us up on the since Friday. Greg Dworkin on the since . Boooo! Trump was at the US Open. If they don’t , they . Or . , Donald Trump was according to , the last guy anyone to The Miami Herald and New York Times on Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, while we all know that Jeffrey Epstein and everyone on the Epstein list has been by capitalism. Zohran continues as Americans are about as . LG Energy specialists to set up a Hyundai battery plant in Georgia were , were belly-chained and . The plant they were setting up any time soon, to Mar-a-Lago...
info_outlineDavid Waldman and Greg Dworkin had little to no health concerns today, and not many pressing commitments at this time, so they decided to throw us a pleasant little KITM:
TFFG is forever a convicted felon, yet not quite sentenced. Today’s perfect meeting with a probation officer will help to determine that sentence. So far Donald has art of the dealt himself out of a urine test. Oh the wonders they’ll find in Steven KG Bannon’s cup.
It’s the 80th anniversary of D-Day and we are still waging war against Nazis worldwide. Marine Le Pen surprised Emmanuel Macron, so he surprised France by calling for parliamentary elections, which might not be that big of a surprise. In Israel, Benny Gantz resigns, so Bibi Netanyahu only has his right wingnuts left to save him. On the other hand, in Hungary, Viktor Orbán is in retreat, and actual bombs have been proven effective in holding off the Russians in Kharkiv.
In the US, our fascists hate hearing President Joe Biden dissing overseas fascism. Trump voters love what Biden has done, if they can say Trump did it, and hate what Trump did, if they can say Biden did it. Donald is just punk that way… Also like Jesus… Jesus Punk Superstar seems to be speaking in tongues more often on his sermons at various mounts.
Samuel Alito is aghast at those who doubt his morality, when it is he alone who has morals. Sure, Clarence Thomas took a few or several million dollars... but it was only because he needed those millions of dollars… but now that you caught him, he will return he will tell you when he takes the next millions of dollars. Happy now? You aren’t? Well then, take it up with the boss, John Roberts. His door is always open.
In polling news, at least 50% of Nates are complete morons. Outside of Nate-morons, Joe Biden is looking kind of good in the polls. Latino voters will vote third party, once they find a third party candidate who encapsulates their viewpoint and has the personality that they are looking for. In South Carolina, a January 6 insurrectionist regrets all that and is running for office. In Georgia, a January 6 insurrectionist regrets running for office and is running for his truck.