Kagro in the Morning - August 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman the Friday KITM at our doorstep. They’re ! will America . Not having a job makes . The bros over at DOGE , as they just moved out of their parent’s basement, and have . 200,000 jobs in Mexico are at stake as . The Trump Administration repeatedly admitted in Court to . Yeah, sure, ? Surrender is in Donald Trump’s Iran war as his dries up. Iran could take the war to the US water supply, but t? Russia was after the Ukraine war, but . Max Miller is putting into his campaign. The only election news is that the of Tennessee their Congressman . I bet this is the worst...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us to Thursday, by more or less being at . The Senate has been busy, finalizing a stopgap funding bill to move the shutdown to . They also launched and have only Dr. Anthony S. (Science!) Fauci. Greg Dworkin rolled up his sleeve and reached deep into of ex-Twitter and pulled out some fresh polls for you. They’re oh and won’t make you . Also, some Poindexter is of Max Miller in Ohio, which is good, as . Remember, vote BLUE no matter… who now? Abdul ? Abdulrahman El-Sayed? Well… we .. ? Oh well, that sure worked against , who was backed by Donald ...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 5, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin team up to fight the forces of . been of the Donald Trump reflecting pool ? Jeanine might have bought herself some time by to before it’s shipped to some undisclosed bathroom. are tired of Dems, and are , , they could be heading Of course, with . His usefulness as an idiot is , and you don’t need to tell independents twice to . In Michigan, Abdul El-Sayed , and , to . Trump’s candidate lost to a guy that . Missouri isn’t too big on , but they . The Kansas Supreme Court Texas also and rejects voting suppression. Not that election...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 4, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
More primaries! David Waldman KITM ahead of . What’s Trump ? , if Mike Pence … Why did 50-60,000 refugees into ? Were they ? It’s , but , and ICE left enough to try it. When some aim high, a candidate .
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Kagro in the Morning - August 3, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take on a new day, week, month, and . Donald . Trump won his at one of his courses. It’s called , and You know Donald. . You know he is, . , you’re cool, but call Trump on it and . Because, admitting he’s wrong … and can , , or . Capital One was playing along, but Trump , could not shut up, and Capital One . It made if Todd Blanche Trump’s J6 slush fund, which is . Gops are t, but Trump with anybody’s bullshit but his own. Dems are strongly , and maybe the Senate. Abdul El-Sayed’s name might not be enough to keep voters from . Low-turnout...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 31, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
You say “” like it’s a bad thing? Not when it’s David Waldman and KITM! When Donald K. Trump isn’t , or , he’s . You can’t buy that sort of . Todd Blanche if he’d only to Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund/. At least the slush fund . AI companies are of the economy, but they are trying to hide of debt. So, when one of their dropped his into , his toilet got t by his . Bailing out their Titanic one stateroom at a time at the moment . I In an idiocracy, not everyone needs to be an idiot, . The United States government on display at was designed material Trump busted...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 30, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman ! Greg Dworkin has the polls! Voters disprove of Donald Trump. Let us count the ways: Lowest approval of Low on . Low on . for . Low on Trump with any of that, but seem to , about is . Of course, isn’t today, there’s out there, and can’t set them all straight. Meanwhile, Dems like can’t to run against Gops like alum . Then there’s those or , or they are , out there , all their and … If a guy named Abdul El-Sayed can run for Senate, times … or . Maybe they can’t . Ohioans around Springfield can’t wait to move into that were stolen from them....
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Kagro in the Morning - July 29, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman helps haul in Greg Dworkin‘s usual Raft O’ Stories™, which was , but had ™! Donald Trump ! The fact is, most Americans . Most Democrats are not awful people, so this for the midterms, if they can fight . The 2028 favors progressives. Progressives are turning away from Democratic voters are turning away from . Francesca Hong , , , which seems like this year. James Talarico is , plus , and Ken Paxton is . Troy Jackson has, , a couple of those attributes, . Abdul El-Sayed Troy Jackson’s nor James Talarico’s name. Ohio does not have all of its marbles, but is ...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 28, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers a very Tuesday KITM. 100,000 are watching you, soon to join cameras inside your car to . We all know that if you , you won’t get hurt. However, to being , leading those people against , symbolizing … or they a little more . Knowingly choosing to violate laws disagreed with for . Good news also for mentally unstable pranksters. Swatting politicians, , turns out to be shockingly easy. Florida Senator Ashley Moody has been in the Senate only 18 months and has already , an previously only dreamed of by of doing the same.
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Kagro in the Morning - July 27, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to of the weekend. I, in turn, summarize that into this tiny nutritious pellet for your consumption. The about White House Correspondents Dinner is that they feel that about it. The only news ever is its . The White House press corps , but . Donald . Trump told jokes, explained the jokes, then posted of and the hilarity feels like . Laura Loomer is not , , or even , but if she , she . Once decided, Laura changes her mind less often than Donald changes his diaper, so it’s a shock to see her . Tim Pool . Must be . military strategists Donald...
info_outlineDavid Waldman and Greg Dworkin had little to no health concerns today, and not many pressing commitments at this time, so they decided to throw us a pleasant little KITM:
TFFG is forever a convicted felon, yet not quite sentenced. Today’s perfect meeting with a probation officer will help to determine that sentence. So far Donald has art of the dealt himself out of a urine test. Oh the wonders they’ll find in Steven KG Bannon’s cup.
It’s the 80th anniversary of D-Day and we are still waging war against Nazis worldwide. Marine Le Pen surprised Emmanuel Macron, so he surprised France by calling for parliamentary elections, which might not be that big of a surprise. In Israel, Benny Gantz resigns, so Bibi Netanyahu only has his right wingnuts left to save him. On the other hand, in Hungary, Viktor Orbán is in retreat, and actual bombs have been proven effective in holding off the Russians in Kharkiv.
In the US, our fascists hate hearing President Joe Biden dissing overseas fascism. Trump voters love what Biden has done, if they can say Trump did it, and hate what Trump did, if they can say Biden did it. Donald is just punk that way… Also like Jesus… Jesus Punk Superstar seems to be speaking in tongues more often on his sermons at various mounts.
Samuel Alito is aghast at those who doubt his morality, when it is he alone who has morals. Sure, Clarence Thomas took a few or several million dollars... but it was only because he needed those millions of dollars… but now that you caught him, he will return he will tell you when he takes the next millions of dollars. Happy now? You aren’t? Well then, take it up with the boss, John Roberts. His door is always open.
In polling news, at least 50% of Nates are complete morons. Outside of Nate-morons, Joe Biden is looking kind of good in the polls. Latino voters will vote third party, once they find a third party candidate who encapsulates their viewpoint and has the personality that they are looking for. In South Carolina, a January 6 insurrectionist regrets all that and is running for office. In Georgia, a January 6 insurrectionist regrets running for office and is running for his truck.