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David Waldman picked to declare war on , without his Sundance, Greg Dworkin, here to cover him. Donald Trump keeps from a distance instead of selling MAGA of . Even is if we in this one. Keep Woo’s , we can use it ! Has this holy war ? Hmm, that’s ! Mike Johnson’s son’s phone is with that one. Our enemies overseas are helping that , they needed . South Koreans are pretty shocked by and might take an approximately before returning. Stephen Miller would love to have them all back, as he needs to to reach quota. An ABC reporter asked Trump a...
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David Waldman tells us life is like an extra-large order of fries: There’s ! to , and . Don’t let on and you might be able to share condolences without being , , or . of the DOJ, will refusing to , whether for or any other . that anyone would say , randomly killed , was a victim of “”, unlike , who was a . Democrats, homeless, immigrants, LGBTQ, teachers, students and Satan ? To Donald Trump, they , and they. For a second there, was some woman he violated behind Studio 54. Every woman that Trump has victimized might to you, but combined, , and you’ll...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin voice the patriotic, uplifting, free thinking that this nation . You know . Tyler can check that box off, although you, and seem to be . What outsiders is that Tyler loaded his rifle with to join the in … And, that only he and can truly understand. Utah Governor Spencer Cox . None of us do. Plenty of others . Some people think of Charlie Kirk as . Some people see him as . Charlie demonstrated how . Plenty of others No one can say a bad word about Kirk. Not if they want to … Kari Lake has noticed that...
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Today David Waldman welcomes Ian Reifowitz, author of , to interdisciplinarily between Donald Trump riling up his base and the stuff Trump will certainly receive his long sought-after Pulitzer Prize after to report that finally , with some assistance from and father of the alleged shooter … Yep, , , , , , Tyler Robinson… Here we all were thinking that we witnessed , when it kind of looks like Charlie Kirk might have Let’s learn that ! the poor and who required a to carry them . Oh well, back to that ....
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us another KITM of another beloved celebrity death, RIP, kiss her grits. We are also under a cloud of . At in Colorado . Also, at Utah Valley University, only one man was shot, but it’s sure ! VP Just Dance Vance is dropping everything and . Donald K. Trump is to … or even . Who knows, Trump some to . MSNBC in his honor. South Park might after this. Gops before declaring , ! … are to the case. Breaking: Police have apprehended a rifle, but as , they had to release it. The US , then . After...
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Ever wake with a start and wonder what David Waldman thinks about a subject? How about Greg Dworkin? Rest easy, ! ! Donald K. Trump , or was , to a in order to win from a reporter. ( anything .) You’d be amazed at what if you are their . Hey! on , Donald , which is lucky () as , white women are worth than a ! Nonetheless, sure add up if . Speaking of , that is the, keep and . Until then, Trump’s will . Jim Jordan . Jim knows that Trump was running for president in… 2009… that’s about 10 years since Jim began people to ...
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David Waldman is back to and was. Eee-Ew! The Jeffrey Epstein has , the has been revealed, and , and it , much like . Donald was certain that we all agreed in its cell and and , but apparently . The Trump Supreme Court lifted restrictions on on immigration stops, but you better believe people wearing The Supreme Court also allowed Trump to , which of course . It would go against precedent to shut the whole place down and walk away, Gops take their with Dems to on Monday. Chuck Schumer tells them they might that they go Defcon 1… He tells ya!...
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David Waldman catches us up on the since Friday. Greg Dworkin on the since . Boooo! Trump was at the US Open. If they don’t , they . Or . , Donald Trump was according to , the last guy anyone to The Miami Herald and New York Times on Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, while we all know that Jeffrey Epstein and everyone on the Epstein list has been by capitalism. Zohran continues as Americans are about as . LG Energy specialists to set up a Hyundai battery plant in Georgia were , were belly-chained and . The plant they were setting up any time soon, to Mar-a-Lago...
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David Waldman opens up the Donald Trump renaming . Also, ” and and are “sober”. Our friends are , and our enemies are... still our enemies, but becoming . likes appreciates , though. So much for US, as construction of a Hyundai plant was halted when . Children were almost kidnapped to Guatemala, but Judge Sparkle Sooknanan said NO at . Folks around the White House sure have been about the Abrego Garcia case, especially in Garcia to continue to exist. This oversight has been rectified , beginning with 11 guys in off the coast of Venezuela. Navy SEALs encountered a...
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David Waldman calls 'em like he sees 'em. Greg Dworkin calls 'em like they was. But they ain't nothin' till . ! Thomas Massie is joined by and a few in a discharge petition to on his “.” Nancy Mace was that she who was. Epstein survivors float, but with all this talk of , will anyone remember ? RFK Jr. Senators but found . Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo earned his , urging Floridians to The will ally to maintain west coast health. Putin, Xi and Kim aren’t waiting around and are . Trump’s freeze on research funds was...
info_outlineAmong the social media chart-toppers this morning: Because Every Republican Accusation is a Confession™, today begins with another Republican pet killer, this time it’s Kevin Roberts of Project 2025 infamy. And for extra hypocrisy, you can’t beat the refusal to report on the substance of yet another round of hacked Trump campaign documents.
Oh, and speaking of Project 2025, isn’t it wild how much traction a campaign white paper is able to get, all of a sudden? Credit for that goes, among various reports, to Taraji Henson, John Oliver and in part, to Don Moynihan.
And speaking (as we were) of hypocrisies, in Breaking Hypocrisy news: RFK Jr. is simultaneously suing to get both on and off of the ballot, depending (I guess) on which helps Trump more. And when it comes to lawsuits like this, it’s weirdos all the way down.
Hey, remember a couple of days ago when another guy tried to shoot Trump? Well, there’s something extra weird about that, too. He might be… something other than just a lone kook.
Oh, and by the way, this show is sometimes about Congressional procedure. And sometimes the House Republicans actually try to proceed with things, upon which we then make comment. Turns out that Speaker Johnson’s “Plan B” in the Rules Committee was just a time waster, so as not to go directly to Plan C — i.e., the one for which Republicans ousted Kevin McCarthy.
Today is the first day since yesterday that there was no excuse to say the words, “Nude Africa.” But that’s only because the Mark Robinson sex scandal of the day was about a place called, “Lords of Porn.”
Meanwhile, back in the real world, Jack Smith is getting set to file a kind of tell-all brief, in support of the superseding indictment in the January 6th case. And he needs 180 pages to do it, because it’s likely so chock-full of damning evidence that demonstrates the non-official nature of Trump’s crimes. Trump, of course, is set to demand that SCOTUS save him at the last minute, again. No, they’re not in session. And no, there’s no basis for it whatsoever. In fact, SCOTUS ordered that exactly this be done. But Trump needs saving, so logic may have nothing to do with it.