Kagro in the Morning - August 19, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us more news and . Greg Dworkin brings his ™, and an – of . In the , it was a for , who had Donald K. Trump’s “.” Trump , . Cory was , with going down. Florida , the school board . Debbie Wasserman Schultz defeated all the black candidates in a new black district, , yet Alexander Vindman for at the midterms. Vindman losing is from . There was for the Freedom Caucus in the , and yet . In Pennsylvania, Dems , which had . Gops because Dems are going to be . ‘s pissing , and you know what, . Dems are if they the growing soon. ICE and are part of...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 18, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Have you heard the one about the Navy of munitions? Have you heard the one about it than the one I just asked you if you'd heard? Well, have you heard the one about how Trump says about it? If so, you'll be interested to hear the one about how the Pentagon has been . But maybe you did hear that one. ! Well, don't worry, Navy fans! Trump's got you covered. That is, if you consider adding the insanely stupid demand that US aircraft carriers to the existing insanely stupid demand that they return to the use of . Calling Armando! Mork calling Armando! Come in, Armando! It turns out that for...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 17, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back again to help us plough through . Greg Dworkin somehow helps by towing in , Rafts O’ Stories™, a plethora of polls, and an of X posts. Polls are , , yet are as valuable when . BTW, Dems ! the ! When it’s policy vs. “electability”, pollsters say . Data centers than . It’s for which if it was … nor when . would if anyone were to As would , really. That’s why Gops are , especially on , to offset their voters who . Gops make . Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani ! Donald Trump’s is that he’s thinking of making the Strait of Hormuz Donald wishes his...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman surfs into on today’s gnarly KITM. Donald Trump hasn’t had a new thought cross his mind in decades. He has spent the last decade . , how do they work? , he back to , as that they . say, “” Finland’s president and Donald finally has . Having Trump’s name as that of John F. Kennedy’s , , objective of the . The Trump administration will never at the Federal Reserve, no matter what the Supreme Court says. The Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel is looking towards the future, however, by declaring that Trump over any person he has ever talked to....
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Kagro in the Morning - August 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin return with more . The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… Well, not Dems. They love to be . Tuesdays, they desperately , that those polls might betray them once again. Wednesdays, they see that their worst fears . Thursdays, that it’s , for valuing “” with , instead about their ““… but then panic as of guessing are…! ––! You never see Donald . Trump sweating , or . So what, a few of his staff ? He made sure all , ? Anyhow, he was actually in order to save the journalists… and ! Yeah, that’s it. ! The whole point of the Gop...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 12, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Would you about yesterday’s primaries? , you’ve come to , KITM, with , David Waldman and Greg Dworkin, to satisfy all your . In Connecticut, voters and John Larson . In Minnesota, the primary in 6 ways, none of which are watching . Mike, , plans to over and over again In South Carolina, Darline Graham and Trump aren’t yet losing . In Wisconsin, it wasn’t quite , but almost, with ‘s last-minute plateauing and normie Dems . David Crowley might not , but apparently, love holidays. Almost no one is as normie or as old as James Carville, yet . On to the midterms, . is election...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 11, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
While busy with to prep for tomorrow’s , David Waldman had a few moments to share his thoughts on recent events. Attending the NATO summit in Turkey, Donald . Trump … Psyche! Trump into (which should be ) and ! The big question remaining is ? Trump’s has been exposed… well, another one of them. into and . Once they were rid of , Greenland believed that the threat of being was gone forever. Unfortunately, Dr. Phil has . Could Mike Lindell ? Who knows what awaits? Marsha Blackburn against of Tennessee commies. Now, , Marsha believes she’s . Trump can thank the appointment of...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 10, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin return from a chaos weekend that was now that Donald K. Trump is regularly. Not to say things are “better”… or even ““, it’s just that the might be for and Gops to Trump’s war with Iran and also their war with Trump. Sadly, this happened because Democrats . Iran might , from are still stranded on the USS Lincoln. Israel on how they should lose in Gaza. The , , , and will be a big deal for the midterms, but . Troy Jackson about Susan Collins, so that even Democrats can understand. Reality somebody fiasco. ? ? Nah, and . Sunlight is ...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman the Friday KITM at our doorstep. They’re ! will America . Not having a job makes . The bros over at DOGE , as they just moved out of their parent’s basement, and have . 200,000 jobs in Mexico are at stake as . The Trump Administration repeatedly admitted in Court to . Yeah, sure, ? Surrender is in Donald Trump’s Iran war as his dries up. Iran could take the war to the US water supply, but t? Russia was after the Ukraine war, but . Max Miller is putting into his campaign. The only election news is that the of Tennessee their Congressman . I bet this is the worst...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us to Thursday, by more or less being at . The Senate has been busy, finalizing a stopgap funding bill to move the shutdown to . They also launched and have only Dr. Anthony S. (Science!) Fauci. Greg Dworkin rolled up his sleeve and reached deep into of ex-Twitter and pulled out some fresh polls for you. They’re oh and won’t make you . Also, some Poindexter is of Max Miller in Ohio, which is good, as . Remember, vote BLUE no matter… who now? Abdul ? Abdulrahman El-Sayed? Well… we .. ? Oh well, that sure worked against , who was backed by Donald ...
info_outlineAmong the social media chart-toppers this morning: Because Every Republican Accusation is a Confession™, today begins with another Republican pet killer, this time it’s Kevin Roberts of Project 2025 infamy. And for extra hypocrisy, you can’t beat the refusal to report on the substance of yet another round of hacked Trump campaign documents.
Oh, and speaking of Project 2025, isn’t it wild how much traction a campaign white paper is able to get, all of a sudden? Credit for that goes, among various reports, to Taraji Henson, John Oliver and in part, to Don Moynihan.
And speaking (as we were) of hypocrisies, in Breaking Hypocrisy news: RFK Jr. is simultaneously suing to get both on and off of the ballot, depending (I guess) on which helps Trump more. And when it comes to lawsuits like this, it’s weirdos all the way down.
Hey, remember a couple of days ago when another guy tried to shoot Trump? Well, there’s something extra weird about that, too. He might be… something other than just a lone kook.
Oh, and by the way, this show is sometimes about Congressional procedure. And sometimes the House Republicans actually try to proceed with things, upon which we then make comment. Turns out that Speaker Johnson’s “Plan B” in the Rules Committee was just a time waster, so as not to go directly to Plan C — i.e., the one for which Republicans ousted Kevin McCarthy.
Today is the first day since yesterday that there was no excuse to say the words, “Nude Africa.” But that’s only because the Mark Robinson sex scandal of the day was about a place called, “Lords of Porn.”
Meanwhile, back in the real world, Jack Smith is getting set to file a kind of tell-all brief, in support of the superseding indictment in the January 6th case. And he needs 180 pages to do it, because it’s likely so chock-full of damning evidence that demonstrates the non-official nature of Trump’s crimes. Trump, of course, is set to demand that SCOTUS save him at the last minute, again. No, they’re not in session. And no, there’s no basis for it whatsoever. In fact, SCOTUS ordered that exactly this be done. But Trump needs saving, so logic may have nothing to do with it.