Kagro in the Morning - July 3, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Today, we again are under the cloud of . Also, just as we were reaffirming our the Gops their , , , , , bill. David Walman would be addressing the above, but presently David’s at the wheel of the KITMmobile passing through , , etc., and therefore put together this brand-new prerecorded KITM! Ever think that customer service has pre-determined in order to earn the favor of their attention? Well, you are correct! They save money through attrition of disgruntled customers, not the cultivation of satisfied ones… and that kids is...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 2, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Wednesday, and it’s David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s before ! Probably not their last alive appearance, though. They don’t seem the types to with such things. Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Nothing more , because ... . And yet… sometimes a win or two will slip in, like in , or around . Of course, winning just . Don’t worry Dems, Trump says he , and , . Paramount (to ), and gets . Lisa Murkowski , if you want any, . Trump had a great time in . What is it about “Alligator Alcatraz” that seems to with ? harken to America...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 1, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
July! David Waldman will depart upon his KITM Patriotic Tour of America very soon but is here with live shows! Get your 4th of July prepped soon, buys the . Did Republicans The Senate did kill . JD Vance dealt the, and promised that there’ll be before he’s finished. Elon Musk if he . Dems made Susan Collins for . Like of a hurricane, Donald K. Trump is to from . Trump and Kristi Noem, who never got the opportunity , made up for it at today’s of the Everglades “”. Kristi missed her chance to chuck puppies to the gators (at least on camera)...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 30, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Here we are, at the end of a long month, but David Waldman and Greg Dworkin still aren’t tired and Thom Tillis at the coat check area and , rather than having become . Of course, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are to … until , when someone offers them a “ the kids . would vote for this bill, but run into people . Mayors, however, run into actual people , which to those politicians . Donald K. Trump wants everyone to know that the people and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the laws . awaits them all. Trump will release of to get him to take...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 27, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is BACK for the Friday KITM, then , then BACK on the Monday KITM! See how that works? In local, to KITM World Headquarters, news, the can’t operate any “illegal” DEI programs to get federal funding, and they really like federal funding, they’re . The White House and of the . In even more local news, the Superintendent of Loudoun Schools, Aaron Spence how Trump can kiss . Meanwhile, a selling point for a four-year degree has always been People assumed someone had fixed the DOGE by , but , out of sight. The US is slashing, yet...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 26, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back to KITM and ! You don’t mess with ! “ defeats “. You got to hope it’s the beginning of the end of , but . When Dems discover by DC will . And if you think that of Zohran Mamdani, see ! Donald K. Trump fears Zohran and hate Mamdani almost as much as people hate and . Libertarians don’t want Zohran, but always figure that anyhow. About the only people who like Zohran Mamdani are , who especially like it . Muslim youths love Mamdani and . talked to the Black olds. Generally, the Democratic...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 25, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back with the latest in KITM and You might not know that Dennis Kucinich was , or that Jerry Springer was , yet you probably know every mayor of New York City , . They NYC mayoral race is , and’s is like . The ; the political class , and with . Zohran is a populist who a ! , because that voters with genuine merit. Credit should go to ’s ability to sift out the away from , Andrew Cuomo. As Donald K. Trump , “”. Lately though, Trump’s been quoted, “Whether to suffer of outrageous fortune, or to a sea of troubles and ?” (He...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 24, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is solo today, in front of the microphone, and . So, ease off of him, will ya? ! Donald K. Trump and his BFF, , declared yesterday… No... PEACE ! , only from… Hold on, we have that Donald’s … or ... … Oh, well, Trump , they . everybody. Except for , there’s between Iran and Israel. Raise the banners, quick, and engrave those today, . Y’know, Kamala and Hilary . Give Americans , and they’ll have forgotten all about this. Meanwhile, rule of law, democracy, etc. . ride into town, and , which . Now the villains and ...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 23, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Give me a "K! ..."K"! give me an "I"! ..."I"! Give me a "T"! ..."T" Give me a "M"! ..."M"! WHATS THAT SPELL? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin with a golden oldie that out there might remember: Well, come on , . He got himself , way ! and , Turns out that … Donald K. Trump has never been awfully TACO when to … and . He’s also when However, he hates capitalism . And, never, ever, . CHORUS And its 1,2,3 ? Don't ask me, , the . And its 5,6,7 . Well, there ain't ... Whoopee It appears that Donald and Bibi arranged to...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 20, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman hopes to get a break from all of his breaks soon, but there’s always something... ICE ! Wherever , strikes… . hasn’t of Americans . Detainees start whining of being held without charges, some even without even a “”. The constant bruising of ICE agent knees on Hispanic testicles has become . And now, elected officials are , , as if things ! Can’t people ? Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom with . We should be so glad that Trump’s never . When , “”, he means ”. When he says, “”, he means “. The day that Donald has truly been waiting...
info_outlineDavid Waldman returns to the KITM helm following our three-day national holiday traditionally known as “President Bone Spurs’ Suckers and Losers Day”, or at least that is the tradition from this point on.
Donald K. Trump is going to teach Russia who’s the man here. Russia hates when it’s Trump’s time of the month. MAGA hates when mom and dad fight. Trump wants to wear the pants with Europe, but it’s kind of embarrassing when they keep dropping around his ankles. Europe doesn’t have to consent only because Trump feels the need to confirm his masculinity.
Trump doesn’t let all of that manliness get in the way of his caring empathy. Who else would have seen it in their heart to pardon a sheriff for felony bribery, the tax cheat whose mom dropped a million at Mar-a-Lago, or the guys who conspired to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer, but our Donald? Trump absolutely does not care about the deficit though, which is just some fake number that he didn’t pull out of his ass.
Having a king running the country sounds like a good idea if you can vote for them and they don’t really run the country. Trump wants to be king but doesn’t mind if the courts want to pretend that he isn’t. The courts need to get some guns in case all this pretending gets out of hand.