Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - July 5, 2019, airing July 4, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s July 4th! And we’re celebrating by pretending it’s July 5th. Hey, anything to get another day closer to the end of the Trump regime! But to be more precise about it, we’re pretending it’s July 5, 2019. Why? Well, July 5, 2024 wasn’t a particularly uplifting moment in time for us. But the day after Trump’s first attempt at a Washington, DC “military parade?” That’s entertainment! So we’re re-running the July 5, 2019 episode, which Scott Anderson originally summarized this way: But… was almost… almost like that yesterday’s would be...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 3, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Today, we again are under the cloud of . Also, just as we were reaffirming our the Gops their , , , , , bill. David Walman would be addressing the above, but presently David’s at the wheel of the KITMmobile passing through , , etc., and therefore put together this brand-new prerecorded KITM! Ever think that customer service has pre-determined in order to earn the favor of their attention? Well, you are correct! They save money through attrition of disgruntled customers, not the cultivation of satisfied ones… and that kids is...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 2, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Wednesday, and it’s David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s before ! Probably not their last alive appearance, though. They don’t seem the types to with such things. Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Zohran, ! Nothing more , because ... . And yet… sometimes a win or two will slip in, like in , or around . Of course, winning just . Don’t worry Dems, Trump says he , and , . Paramount (to ), and gets . Lisa Murkowski , if you want any, . Trump had a great time in . What is it about “Alligator Alcatraz” that seems to with ? harken to America...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 1, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
July! David Waldman will depart upon his KITM Patriotic Tour of America very soon but is here with live shows! Get your 4th of July prepped soon, buys the . Did Republicans The Senate did kill . JD Vance dealt the, and promised that there’ll be before he’s finished. Elon Musk if he . Dems made Susan Collins for . Like of a hurricane, Donald K. Trump is to from . Trump and Kristi Noem, who never got the opportunity , made up for it at today’s of the Everglades “”. Kristi missed her chance to chuck puppies to the gators (at least on camera)...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 30, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Here we are, at the end of a long month, but David Waldman and Greg Dworkin still aren’t tired and Thom Tillis at the coat check area and , rather than having become . Of course, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are to … until , when someone offers them a “ the kids . would vote for this bill, but run into people . Mayors, however, run into actual people , which to those politicians . Donald K. Trump wants everyone to know that the people and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the laws . awaits them all. Trump will release of to get him to take...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 27, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is BACK for the Friday KITM, then , then BACK on the Monday KITM! See how that works? In local, to KITM World Headquarters, news, the can’t operate any “illegal” DEI programs to get federal funding, and they really like federal funding, they’re . The White House and of the . In even more local news, the Superintendent of Loudoun Schools, Aaron Spence how Trump can kiss . Meanwhile, a selling point for a four-year degree has always been People assumed someone had fixed the DOGE by , but , out of sight. The US is slashing, yet...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 26, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back to KITM and ! You don’t mess with ! “ defeats “. You got to hope it’s the beginning of the end of , but . When Dems discover by DC will . And if you think that of Zohran Mamdani, see ! Donald K. Trump fears Zohran and hate Mamdani almost as much as people hate and . Libertarians don’t want Zohran, but always figure that anyhow. About the only people who like Zohran Mamdani are , who especially like it . Muslim youths love Mamdani and . talked to the Black olds. Generally, the Democratic...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 25, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back with the latest in KITM and You might not know that Dennis Kucinich was , or that Jerry Springer was , yet you probably know every mayor of New York City , . They NYC mayoral race is , and’s is like . The ; the political class , and with . Zohran is a populist who a ! , because that voters with genuine merit. Credit should go to ’s ability to sift out the away from , Andrew Cuomo. As Donald K. Trump , “”. Lately though, Trump’s been quoted, “Whether to suffer of outrageous fortune, or to a sea of troubles and ?” (He...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 24, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is solo today, in front of the microphone, and . So, ease off of him, will ya? ! Donald K. Trump and his BFF, , declared yesterday… No... PEACE ! , only from… Hold on, we have that Donald’s … or ... … Oh, well, Trump , they . everybody. Except for , there’s between Iran and Israel. Raise the banners, quick, and engrave those today, . Y’know, Kamala and Hilary . Give Americans , and they’ll have forgotten all about this. Meanwhile, rule of law, democracy, etc. . ride into town, and , which . Now the villains and ...
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Kagro in the Morning - June 23, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Give me a "K! ..."K"! give me an "I"! ..."I"! Give me a "T"! ..."T" Give me a "M"! ..."M"! WHATS THAT SPELL? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin with a golden oldie that out there might remember: Well, come on , . He got himself , way ! and , Turns out that … Donald K. Trump has never been awfully TACO when to … and . He’s also when However, he hates capitalism . And, never, ever, . CHORUS And its 1,2,3 ? Don't ask me, , the . And its 5,6,7 . Well, there ain't ... Whoopee It appears that Donald and Bibi arranged to...
info_outlineTACO Tuesday! David Waldman gets us this far, at least.
Donald K. Trump wants to run the country and the world but needs to maintain his golf game. Donald juggles his many momentous obligations by, well, golfing. Also, Trump has his iPhone, which anyone, anywhere in the world can call anytime they want to hear a “Wha, huh?’ directly from the most powerful man on Earth... if he’s not text messaging.
This system worked perfectly while Elon was around. Musk has since moved on, but did pass on the gift of incel focus to his old pal Stephen Miller, who is now putting all of his newfound extra spare time into his job. It’s Stephen Miller vs. Harvard, only one will be left standing, unless of course, TACO.
Actor Jonathan Joss was killed in a San Antonio shooting. Police see no evidence of a hate crime, other than Joss’ complaints of constant verbal harassment, his house being burnt to the ground, and his dog being beheaded... After all, you don’t need much of a reason to shoot someone in Texas.
Then there’s Texas' former solicitor general, who really knows how to put the “ass” in “asteroid” … or maybe vice versa.
Over in Idaho, Trump USDA nominee Michael Boren built himself a cabin on National Forest land, then diverted a stream and put in an airstrip just like a pioneer.