Kagro in the Morning - August 15, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers us to another before . Folks with around Odessa and Juneau better start packing. Donald Trump is up north and in an mood with today, including , and is itching to swap for a Nobel prize. Donald loves , and he’s . Hey, who does Trump up for a around here? After , Hillary Clinton will let Donald . (From .) While Trump hog the , Kari Lake has been quietlyHonest, officers, she IS the overseer ! , man! Former Trump lawyer Abbe Lowell brings experience to and One way or another . Judge Jeb Boasberg will regret privately hinting that...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 14, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are together again, one more time until Donald Trump , which is the , thanks to pansies like Tim Burchett, because his Tennessee office would be , Markwayne Mullin, needs to really hydrate to . (Speaking of , get out of ExTwitter, and follow the Editorial Board on Blue Sky. , but they smell better.) Remember kids, when has the same penalty as , don’t waste your food! Trump’s choice to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics might ties women , but he wasn’t … not that . But, now we’re WINNING! or now irrelevant. ...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 13, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take us over the Winning! That will be the only conclusion you’ll ever, from any US source . henceforth will be for every citizen. Stats, science, history, and art Donald K. Trump, and those who don’t come back for seconds . (Speaking of crap, don’t go to . , , and of course, are on Blue Sky. Heck, you can watch Justin Wolfers on MSNBC, on on ! Trump wants to know students’ race to make certain that . The NIH will pivot away from , not because they don’t work, but . . CDC projects and careers are shot down as ....
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Kagro in the Morning - August 12, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman does his Tuesday KITM thing. As you are doing, right now. Donald Trump, that little , into As if he’d ever cross Xi Jinping, who’s quite himself. Trump’s off to Alaska, but he’s already given away his planned . Meh, Trump is than the two of them put together, and a true . Donald’s the , the of . He’s earned every cyberpenny he’s , no matter . , then, to crack down on crime? At least, of being and in the of old, , , and/or . It’s hard to against fear, hate, bigotry... . Republicans are to being hated, maybe... , maybe they’ll...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 11, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Monday and David Waldman return to varying degrees of anticipation. Greg Dworkin hauls in his latest Raft O’ Stories™ out of . Let’s say that place sucks and you don’t like it. If so, you can follow , , , , , , , and on... ! You won’t find Andrew Cuomo there, but that’s The Zohran Mamdanimentum . If he might have a chance, but , the more they want Zohran Mamdani. Donald Trump wants New Yorkers to The “think of Trump” strategy might work for Democrats in 2026, . Good news! If the US in , the ! Trump promised you...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 8, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back! No wait, I was gone, he was here. , right? A good guy without a gun at a place with a lot of guns. It sounds as if his trade deals He does have a tendency to . Trump showed reporters and numbers no one has ever seen before. ! Trump appointees sacked against other Trump officials, prompting Senator Sheldon Whitehouse to to Chief Justice John Roberts, who dropped the letter , as he has . DOJ senior advisor Jared Wise, … but that was back when he was an of four or so years ago. WNBA players but certainly don’t need some...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 7, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Thursday! That means Greg Dworkin is on his way out the door for the weekend! That’s OK. Congress is gone all month. Which might be why Democrats in that body aren’t doing what the latest says they … which is, of course, praising Trump. But must you hand it to Trump! The “idea,” we gather, stems from the Old School Media Playbook, which instructs that if a president says it and then it happens, it’s a “win.” Even if it’s an obvious disaster. But this particular “idea” also rests on multiple false assumptions. Like that Democrats have no electoral support. Or...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 6, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
If we have to keep talking about Jeffrey Epstein, then at least let us hear ! Well, with Greg Dworkin on hand to the day’s news, that’s never a problem! Unless , that is. Because people think that guy sucks! Though it may just be worse given his . Of course, it could also be, you know, his “.” Or his policy of who report statistics indicating that his policies suck. Or to , all while that it’s rigged against him. Or just maybe, he keeps sending to . Or maybe are going to “” when the comes, or they may be. Given how bad the landscape is for Trump and his Republicans, why...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 5, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s No Structure Tuesday, in the Second Trump Era! And a reality TV personality-turned-government official says they’re gonna put a . And it wasn’t even the orange one! That’s the kind of day it’s been. Wait, here’s something more random and even dumber: Murdery Traitor Greene is lobbying Trump to . At just 11 days into a 7+ year stretch. And if you believe that one, try imagining her . Ha ha! Yeah. Sure, Jan. How could she ever leave when she’s still actively calling for Democrats to be investigated and arrested for… the 2020 election, Epstein, and… January 6th! Democrats!...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 4, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Monday! That means Greg Dworkin was here. And it means there was a weekend catch-up marathon on Trump’s “,” via the , and in our more-popular-than-the-actual-hosts Tom Lehrer retrospective. Texas Republicans are . Yes, Or at least trying to. Dems are in order to deny them a quorum. Yes, again! Greg Abbott, meanwhile, says he’s trying to . Trump’s stupid “policies” are , and . So, you have to fire the , or at least , starting from the top. Just like successful countries like do. Will that be enough to about having their ? Perhaps, one day, their children will forget. ....
info_outlineDavid Waldman and Greg Dworkin continue our KITM-wide tribute to Tom Lehrer, who, amongst his many attributes, is copyright free. Leher wasn’t the only political satirist capable of rhyming “Epstein” with “tiny peen”, but definitely one of the best.
Heard any good Jeffrey Epstein news lately? Most Americans want to release the Epstein files. Most Americans think the Epstein files contain "embarrassing" info about Trump. Most Americans believe that Trump was involved in Epstein's crimes. That includes quite a few MAGA-Americans, Moron-Americans, and even a few Moron-MAGA-Americans. The best thing about Jeffrey Epstein news is that there’s so much Jeffrey Epstein news left to report. The DOJ faces a subpoena over the Epstein files by the House Oversight Committee, it’s just that James Comer is in no hurry to sign it.
I can’t afford a Washington Post subscription. Jeff Bezos could make the Washington Post free to subscribers. In fact, Jeff could afford to make the entire Washington Post free if he wanted to and just sail away from it all, no problem.
Trump TACOs on Mexico. Bullshits on Japan. Scams his own voters with Europe.
Laura Loomer will win back Donald’s love by throwing shade at everyone else. Even West Point is too woke for Laura.