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David Waldman delivers us to Friday, where ls are intended to be the order of the day… But first we need to address this whole Cracker Barrel thing. that a Cracker Barrel would only , but it turns out to be Or perhaps it was to . Maybe it was their . Maybe it was . Maybe it was the . Cracker Barrel will need to get out of this one, or a high . Otherwise, it will end up on the ash heap of history . , , ? Donald Trump on while raids and . Fannie Mae’s Pulte/Palantir crime detection unit is powered by . that Alina Habba is as before...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us the latest in news and opinion. By the way… ! At least is . Gavin Newsom () has been (Some say ) by to return ’s and to the “”. Of course, in 2028, Gavin’s for the presidency … Hello? You do 2015, right? As do the people behind the Gavin Newsom Press Office, and . That’s the long game. The short game sees backing California’s as a good thing. California’s Supreme Court is . So, what is Donald Trump ? , as usual, and as usual. Who to better represent Trump than the three most in American history, , and...
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David Waldman returns to and finds Greg Dworkin there waiting for him. Greg knows Pi to , so why don’t ? Not enough people like Democrats, but enough do for them . Donald Trump is Gops , in almost . hopes to see a Zohran Mandani movie someday. The seems . Elise Stefanik seems . Trump’s … ... but the mainstream media would rather . Trump estimates that the US is . He figures that if his buddy Bibi is a war hero, . , his is … If the National Guard can , Jeanine Pirro will allow regular citizens to as long as they . A police officer in Maine...
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David Waldman! KITM! Can you imagine anything than telling a world leader that today his suit is more acceptable to you? Maybe , but Donald Trump. Yesterday, in that Trump was waiting for , he managed to work in for in the room. When he ran out of insults, he just to call up and talk behind their back. Donald did learn from the meeting, of course people wanted him to. Gops , back when . Trump wants 14-year-olds . . . Trump … The Feds are taking in DC. They have no plans to Many judges . Somehow, those judges being assigned to . A large houseplant...
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As today’s KITM plays in a box in the corner of the screen, David Waldman . This, in turn, plays in the corner of the screen that Greg Dworkin watches and comments upon, and they are in the corner of the screen that I watch and comment upon. Here’s where you come in. Greg dredges up another out of the x-sewers. Good news! Through the alchemy of , I have magically changed each of those posts into gold. More good news! Donald K. Trump ! Well, he might have to him, or just , but of was to take on and , Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Their strategy JD “”...
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David Waldman delivers us to another before . Folks with around Odessa and Juneau better start packing. Donald Trump is up north and in an mood with today, including , and is itching to swap for a Nobel prize. Donald loves , and he’s . Hey, who does Trump up for a around here? After , Hillary Clinton will let Donald . (From .) While Trump hog the , Kari Lake has been quietlyHonest, officers, she IS the overseer ! , man! Former Trump lawyer Abbe Lowell brings experience to and One way or another . Judge Jeb Boasberg will regret privately hinting that...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are together again, one more time until Donald Trump , which is the , thanks to pansies like Tim Burchett, because his Tennessee office would be , Markwayne Mullin, needs to really hydrate to . (Speaking of , get out of ExTwitter, and follow the Editorial Board on Blue Sky. , but they smell better.) Remember kids, when has the same penalty as , don’t waste your food! Trump’s choice to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics might ties women , but he wasn’t … not that . But, now we’re WINNING! or now irrelevant. ...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take us over the Winning! That will be the only conclusion you’ll ever, from any US source . henceforth will be for every citizen. Stats, science, history, and art Donald K. Trump, and those who don’t come back for seconds . (Speaking of crap, don’t go to . , , and of course, are on Blue Sky. Heck, you can watch Justin Wolfers on MSNBC, on on ! Trump wants to know students’ race to make certain that . The NIH will pivot away from , not because they don’t work, but . . CDC projects and careers are shot down as ....
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David Waldman does his Tuesday KITM thing. As you are doing, right now. Donald Trump, that little , into As if he’d ever cross Xi Jinping, who’s quite himself. Trump’s off to Alaska, but he’s already given away his planned . Meh, Trump is than the two of them put together, and a true . Donald’s the , the of . He’s earned every cyberpenny he’s , no matter . , then, to crack down on crime? At least, of being and in the of old, , , and/or . It’s hard to against fear, hate, bigotry... . Republicans are to being hated, maybe... , maybe they’ll...
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Monday and David Waldman return to varying degrees of anticipation. Greg Dworkin hauls in his latest Raft O’ Stories™ out of . Let’s say that place sucks and you don’t like it. If so, you can follow , , , , , , , and on... ! You won’t find Andrew Cuomo there, but that’s The Zohran Mamdanimentum . If he might have a chance, but , the more they want Zohran Mamdani. Donald Trump wants New Yorkers to The “think of Trump” strategy might work for Democrats in 2026, . Good news! If the US in , the ! Trump promised you...
info_outlineDavid Waldman delivers us to Friday, where long reads and in-depth analysis are intended to be the order of the day… But first we need to address this whole Cracker Barrel thing.
You’d think that a Cracker Barrel logo change would only upset some crackers, but it turns out to be a big money-losing deal. Or perhaps it was losing big money that led to the logo change. Maybe it was their peg game. Maybe it was the racism. Maybe it was the sexual harassment, the salmonella, and the racism. Cracker Barrel will need a really good logo to get out of this one, or a high White House loyalty rating. Otherwise, it will end up on the ash heap of history with the Smithsonian.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, whacha gonna do? Donald K. Trump guest stars on Cops: DC while across town the FBI raids John Bolton’s home and office. Fannie Mae’s Pulte/Palantir crime detection unit is powered by AI, DOGE and spite.
A federal judge found that Alina Habba is unlawfully serving as US attorney for New Jersey before Alina was even halfway to the “Mar-a-Lago” in her Botox treatments. Ironically, all lawyers now become busier.
A New York appeals court gives Trump a lift in his goal of appealing his way to the grave. Donald TACOs out of his vengeance upon flag burners and voters but will stick with Tina Peters until the bitter end as long as it’s profitable.