Kagro in the Morning
'twas the day after The Night Before Christmas, and all through the house, nobody really wanted to be responsible for making other people work. So I didn't. Uh... not even a mouse, or whatever. Today, we'll all take a moment to relax--whether you have reason to or not--and think back to a time when Christmas meant the impending departure of Donald Trump. A simpler time, when we didn't yet know that someone had blown a city block of Nashville sky high, on Trump's "watch." You could be forgiven for forgetting, though, since he also launched a MAGA assalut on the U.S. Capitol less than two weeks...
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David Waldman takes a short break in his otherwise to bring us . Greg Dworkin comes down the chimney with his , attached to that unfortunate sack of Jeffrey Epstein is the gift , the of Epstein, the DOJ a myriad , , criminal , more , but nothing much for The redactions , but you should’ve seen . Sure, ... once they are . It takes connections, however, to . Just ask John Casablancas of , Paolo Zampolli of , and that guy who founded We return to ’s flagship event, , to get the Erika Kirk brings. Neo-Nazi terror group “the...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin , and already it feels like today. There! The DOJ released of the Epstein files. Happy now? Apparently, dumping 500 pages with over accessible and removing photos that even fails to of the Epstein Files Transparency Act… Ok, of the Epstein Files Transparency Act, along with . It does of as possible while , however. You the because Bari Weiss it first. CBS says , but it did take a while for Bari Weiss as well. Trump is removing from overseas posts, because what would they...
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The Friday chaos is already underway! Somehow, despite the nature of the by a for the they’re already at the Kennedy Center. If you ordered a Trump Mobile T1 phone for Christmas, you’re dumb! And , as they say! Speaking of Trump phones, there’s a newly-released tape of Trump made to Georgia Republicans, to try to overturn the 2020 election. And speaking of that, Jack Smith before Gym Jordan and the Judiciary Committee on Wednesday. And he told them all that yes, there was a mountain of evidence to convict Trump. On everything. Thankfully, no Republicans accused him...
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We’re finally saying “” again! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring glad tidings and . Is it better when Donald Trump goes on primetime ? If so, Trump last . It was tough to with or see Trump made, PowerPoint, but to as , , or not . Trump and was furious that all credit , so expect this speech periodically through . The one piece of actual news is the promise of Merry Christmas checks to armed service members, in other words, the “” that by a “”. If Trump at he could have . Susie Wiles by going around pointing out everyone’s , you...
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David Waldman . If you were unable to catch it live, you can replay with the link provided above. Click click click… Greenland… Canada… The TACO wheel o’ war as to surround . Join Donald . Trump tonight as he the number of corpses he into this Trump’s National Security Strategy is . It’s not even Trump’s, as ? Greg Dworkin hauls in some polls from . That doesn’t make , of course, . Democrats are at this moment. That if the , and there is no way that is going to happen, and ! Gops on Obamacare has them . Trump staff for Vanity Fair cameras and this...
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David Waldman takes us from last weekend. Hopefully that’s a good thing. Donald . Trump might have with Chief of Staff Susie “” Wiles, her first of two , that and to just when go . Donald is being drunk with power. He’s far from walking back his Rob Reiner comments. and are tired of being his enablers. Is ... ? It turns out that are . The on crypto, but , so was Trump. Well, Trump’s on has over . Want a visa? Just tap the “” button.
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David Waldman, Greg Dworkin and at Kagro in the Morning World Headquarters wish a . Please. Even as like it needs a bit more light than usual. We begin today under the national and international clouds of mass shootings. At , were shot, , and Kash Patel another . Then, at, a father and son gunmen killed at least 15 people before took some . Australians . Bibi Netanyahu . Zohran Mamdani what to say. And then Rob Reiner and his wife , probably by . This is devastating , especially because Rob Reiner would be the guy with on a day like today. It is in times like these...
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David Waldman takes at the chaos before the weekend. the Gop their 6-4 voting Gop state into a 9-0 seat state, returning it to . Donald Trump like , , , . ! Donald his at . Indiana’s lieutenant governor says Trump threatened , while Indiana’s governor remains loyally There is a simple, legal way Trump could steal the midterms, but David assures us that they’d have to be to attempt that… Chris Murphy explains how Trump is preparing to for his billionaire friends. Trump is asserting to thwart his Jan. 6 lawsuit. Trump and...
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The United Nations puts Donald K. Trump in charge of bringing peace to Gaza, signifying that the world has completely run out of ideas or hope for Palestine.
But what about the Epstein files, you ask? Well don’t you worry, because the Gop House is on it, with a vote that they’ve been promoting for months. As you might remember from Schoolhouse Rock, the bill then goes to the DOJ for beheading.
If Jeffrey Epstein ever starts to fade from attention, the White House has more waiting in the wings to promote, such as Andrew Tate, who not only rapes girls and traffics them, but Tate also generally hates all women.
Nazi-stan Paul Ingrassia can’t seem to hold a job in the White House, but his Mom and Donald still love him.