Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers a lovely . May receive Speaking of romance, Kristi Noem for (and probably Corey Lewandowski’s) . Corey’s security blanket would be , if he had them. The heated rivalry between and her , Tom Homan continues to Who that Jared Kushner in a with ? Yeah, well, When John A. Sarcone was caught , the Northern District of New York for the position, . That is just about the opposite of , and they in , preferring to have ICE Minneapolis, to where , who will soon learn to Meanwhile, most are bugging out of Minnesota, shutting...
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As things , David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to . Pam Bondi, of the , went as at DOJ yesterday. Her of , , , and was certainly accomplished, but… … and no doubt Donald . Trump believe that And all she too! Miss yet? Of course you do, but so does , once Trump. Even Donald’s recent score of the coveted “” award probably won’t sway them back. There might still be midterm elections. The Trump administration wants your . , it is embarrassing for everyone to . Hopefully, Democrats . Who, Chris Christie, would think that it would be to...
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David Waldman delivers another KITM under the cloud™ of ... a , but as as Greg Dworkin , but soon buckled under an , or at least his internet did. The other, ICE Is , along with . They are and . The FAA for , ok, , nothing , . Howard Lutnick with 6 Flags. over the files has working overtime, except for, who only wants fun questions from now on. Peter Thiel The House to at Trump’s tariffs as if . Tariffs remain one of the best methods of tracking Donald Trump’s . Trump says it’s on the , while the prime minister of Switzerland’s . who...
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David Waldman wouldn’t miss a KITM even for a lunch date with , probably. That’s how important you are to him! from to figure that at least men . Ya think? It’s Democrats ! It’s driving MAGA to bellow, “” After all, as Donald Trump has been saying since 2006, and that. is the today. The only thing to a Gop would be . Why are people with ? Let’s talk about something , like the , which may be due to soon. Listen, if you want something new to cry about, Trump always has . for some on the, the international bridge and now want half of. If you want to...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin ! No one is sure why, but it seems like a good idea and they’re having fun. Yesterday, Super Bowl LX immediately preceding and following short concert-/y// by renown Bad Bunny. People did not have , but they , because was on. At least you were allowed to watch it. Only overseas viewers could enjoy listening to You are also allowed to see especially when . That movie will take a Chinese-sized army to . will continue until morale improves, and for those laid off, . The remaining will watch democracy Fewer people watch...
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The Friday pandemonium begins! First up: The Trump White House’s of the Day. Greg wasn’t here today, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t any special election action yesterday. There was! And we who won! But it was exciting nonetheless, because a Dem “wins” either way. The seat won’t actually be filled until April, but they may still be at that point. We’ll see! Because today ends in a “y,” Trump is trying desperately to name more things after himself. Yesterday, it was “TrumpRx,” his for discounts on a whopping 43 different pharmaceutical drugs. Today, it’s ....
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David Waldman has and does it for a couple of hours today. Sure, there’s on Ex-Twitter, but Greg Dworkin only reads it for . Generally, . They hate Trump. There’s many either. There could be if Dems play it right. . The chances of a blue wave are helped by Trump being , and Donald . Trump has put the on that one, with . Even if he , there’s heading . Senator Richard Blumenthal questioned several and not unexpectedly from each. ICE gangs , but at least for now. wanted ICE to , but even ICE is beginning to realize that ICE is losing legal battles, just as they into...
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David Waldman has a million things to tell you today… and almost does. Elon Musk's “X” Paris office has been raided. France, United Kingdom and Spain are charging Ex-Twitter of . Hey, to hang out with , is it? Greg Dworkin is there all the time in fact, , of course. For example, polling. You just can’t find that else. Polling shows that people are and want to go away. White non-college folks . Gops now wonder if they kicked around Latinos . Republicans are presently so hated that Democrats are actually to voters. Indeed, Dems might even be...
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Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause ! Speaking of , today David Waldman discusses “”, that is, , and . It’s now the Gop’s plan to , although be , which has become to them. Donald Trump sees that . It’s and let them Maybe Donald can for . The Kennedy Center had a , but that that Trump Marjorie Taylor Greene sees if can . Fulton County is going to court over . Big deal! That’s like fining for double parking. Tulsi Gabbard in the neighborhood… because . Following the raid, Tulsi to talk to of dealing him...
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Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's out there today! That's right, - - it's ! And the big question on David Waldman and Greg Dworkin's lips... on their chapped lips, is… About half of the Epstein files have been released, and Now half of them they Epstein Island, or , was for , from down to... Igor… who could be or but was one of . Will there be a ? There is definitely , and one in Texas. Taylor Rehmet flipped a state Senate seat , a , a big enough to push her opponent,, right . Gops ...
info_outlineDavid Waldman returns for The Final Episode of KITM… Or maybe that’s tomorrow? Let’s just take this one day at a time.
Greg Dworkin returns from the world-leading source of AI-assisted undressing, somehow fully clothed, but with new polling on the Texas Senate primaries.
Support for ICE’S collapsing, as they break laws and crack heads around Minneapolis and elsewhere. ICE’S optics are bad when they are never good... and always evil. Mayor Jacob Frey’s forces are outnumbered. Tim Walz wants more witnesses. Todd Blanche wants Walz and Frey in Cecot. Ritchie Torres wants fast self-serve checkout. Gop wannabe Bruce Blakeman wants the opposite of whatever Kathy Hochul wants. All ICE wants are to be big men with big paychecks, and they will come up short on both. It would hurt more if they had to put time and effort into their jobs, which obviously they don’t. ICE is leaving victims’ cars on the road for people to collect, but also their own cars, and munitions. Hey! The DHS claims that Jonathan Ross is bleeding from his whatever, so there!
They aren’t the only dummies! The Gop House sent the wrong Obamacare bill to the Senate, because you know they have been so busy lately. And of course, homogenized ass-whole Donald K. Trump would destroy the world if only he could stay awake long enough. Pop-up nuclear reactors should get the apocalypse out of the way soon. Mini reactors are brought to you by those safety-minded folks in Russia, and Jeffrey Epstein!