Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman as Greg Dworkin is up to his Connecticut mukluks in . Following Friday’s Supreme Court tariffs, Donald . Trump 10% for laughing at him, then to prove he’s serious. He’ll too, until who’s in charge and quits … It’s those people who “” who are … do they think ? Punish those who made deals! Call him , ? Send to Greenland! fail to keep up with Trump’s diction and syntax. Chuck Schumer burgers Another bites Just The News , and even Trump knows it. How does not do it? No one . Instead of , the rich raise . Kash Patel and ...
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Friday is always a great opportunity to uncover the sordid details of stories dumb enough to be the Crime of the Century, but just end up buried under the pile of Crimes of the Millennium. Today starts with a perfect and crystalline example of , a way to ! So it turns out that DOGE was as we thought it was. , but it comes down to this: they asked ChatGPT to make a list of “woke DNI” stuff they could eliminate, and then they just did it. Apparently forging the signatures they needed along the way. (Again!) So, yes, that British fellow, Andrew, was in fact arrested for some crime that was...
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David Waldman , when we can all kick back, relax, and be …. but don’t forget Friday’s show! The , as even will tell you, , not even , Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. If only we had the of our , yet new every . Still, around the world as if they were ungrateful that . We could’ve handled it like . We could’ve handled it like . We could’ve handled it like . Greg Dworkin culls the shiniest kernels out of his Ex-Twitter turd to share today. Democrats are . House members get out while is ! Gop Texans . Kristi Noem from in order to transport detained...
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin cut through the confusion and clamp down on the chaos for Hey, do you know on The Late Show with Steven Colbert? Sure, you do, yet you , can you? that guest, James Talarico, , was promotional Brendan Carr, Donald . Trump, and , who say that they didn’t want to make Jasmine Crockett mad. Jasmine Crockett . This is . Just is , and spurring plans for Don’t let it get to you . Our generics . Zohran Mamdani is . Donald’s pal Jeffrey Epstein led a global criminal enterprise, . Kristi Noem . We while , while the guy responsible for...
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David Waldman is back! And, it's Tuesday! RIP . RIP ! CBS let Steven Colbert interview James Talarico, they just don't . ICE is bigbusiness. The Feds paid for new ICE facility to , that only 2 years ago sold for Then there’s the Noem-Lewandowski Flying Love Palace with , which could transport deportees in a pinch, honest! Yes, it is a new golden age for ICE, with the exception of and . are about as horrible as . At least in terms of losing your job in Europe. Here in the Good Ol’ US of A, being a Trump-connected means you’re currently having ...
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Greg Dworkin delivers today’s .™ Now with Jeffrey Epstein! Although both and insisted $50,000 worth of DJIA was the bigger story. Oh, by the way, why ? Trump spent the weekend , inexplicably playing the to Liz Truss’ . Here in America, it was just a big weekend for of . As always, it’s time to check in with the pollsters and pundits, through the eyes of an academic, just to see how each of them are . But while we’re on the subject, we might as well note that America’s are starting to . Jim Acosta is back, and he’s noticed that voters are pissed off (possibly...
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David Waldman delivers a lovely . May receive Speaking of romance, Kristi Noem for (and probably Corey Lewandowski’s) . Corey’s security blanket would be , if he had them. The heated rivalry between and her , Tom Homan continues to Who that Jared Kushner in a with ? Yeah, well, When John A. Sarcone was caught , the Northern District of New York for the position, . That is just about the opposite of , and they in , preferring to have ICE Minneapolis, to where , who will soon learn to Meanwhile, most are bugging out of Minnesota, shutting...
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As things , David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to . Pam Bondi, of the , went as at DOJ yesterday. Her of , , , and was certainly accomplished, but… … and no doubt Donald . Trump believe that And all she too! Miss yet? Of course you do, but so does , once Trump. Even Donald’s recent score of the coveted “” award probably won’t sway them back. There might still be midterm elections. The Trump administration wants your . , it is embarrassing for everyone to . Hopefully, Democrats . Who, Chris Christie, would think that it would be to...
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David Waldman delivers another KITM under the cloud™ of ... a , but as as Greg Dworkin , but soon buckled under an , or at least his internet did. The other, ICE Is , along with . They are and . The FAA for , ok, , nothing , . Howard Lutnick with 6 Flags. over the files has working overtime, except for, who only wants fun questions from now on. Peter Thiel The House to at Trump’s tariffs as if . Tariffs remain one of the best methods of tracking Donald Trump’s . Trump says it’s on the , while the prime minister of Switzerland’s . who...
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David Waldman wouldn’t miss a KITM even for a lunch date with , probably. That’s how important you are to him! from to figure that at least men . Ya think? It’s Democrats ! It’s driving MAGA to bellow, “” After all, as Donald Trump has been saying since 2006, and that. is the today. The only thing to a Gop would be . Why are people with ? Let’s talk about something , like the , which may be due to soon. Listen, if you want something new to cry about, Trump always has . for some on the, the international bridge and now want half of. If you want to...
info_outlineGreg Dworkin delivers today’s Weekend Chaos Roundup.™ Now with 50% more Jeffrey Epstein! Although both Pam Bondi and Peter Navarro insisted $50,000 worth of DJIA was the bigger story. Oh, by the way, why fifty-thousand dollars?
Trump spent the weekend decomposing, inexplicably playing the slug to Liz Truss’ lettuce. Here in America, it was just a big weekend for slugs of all kinds.
As always, it’s time to check in with the pollsters and pundits, through the eyes of an academic, just to see how each of them are getting it wrong. But while we’re on the subject, we might as well note that America’s notorious White People are starting to get things right.
Jim Acosta is back, and he’s noticed that voters are pissed off (possibly about paywalls), and he thinks it’s their year. So much so, that it might not be just politicians paying the price. Voters may have their eye on exacting a pound or two of flesh from Corporate America, too (as Josh Marshall suggests they really must). But first, they’ll either have to prod the Senate to reject, or find some other way around the latest Gop scheme for rigging who can vote, if not the vote itself.
A new contender for Craziest F-ing Thing Ever has emerged: Trump is pretty sure that the My Pillow Guy has found the Indiana Jones/Benjamin Franklin Gates of the U.S. Constimatooshin. He’s a retired hotel manager from Hallendale Beach, who spent six whole days in the Fort Lauderdale library, uncovering the secret, invisible message left for him by The Framers in a microfilm copy of our founding document. And unbelievably, it says Your Favorite President can do whatever he wants!