Kagro in the Morning - February 20, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Friday is always a great opportunity to uncover the sordid details of stories dumb enough to be the Crime of the Century, but just end up buried under the pile of Crimes of the Millennium. Today starts with a perfect and crystalline example of , a way to ! So it turns out that DOGE was as we thought it was. , but it comes down to this: they asked ChatGPT to make a list of “woke DNI” stuff they could eliminate, and then they just did it. Apparently forging the signatures they needed along the way. (Again!) So, yes, that British fellow, Andrew, was in fact arrested for some crime that was...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 19, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman , when we can all kick back, relax, and be …. but don’t forget Friday’s show! The , as even will tell you, , not even , Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. If only we had the of our , yet new every . Still, around the world as if they were ungrateful that . We could’ve handled it like . We could’ve handled it like . We could’ve handled it like . Greg Dworkin culls the shiniest kernels out of his Ex-Twitter turd to share today. Democrats are . House members get out while is ! Gop Texans . Kristi Noem from in order to transport detained...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 18, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin cut through the confusion and clamp down on the chaos for Hey, do you know on The Late Show with Steven Colbert? Sure, you do, yet you , can you? that guest, James Talarico, , was promotional Brendan Carr, Donald . Trump, and , who say that they didn’t want to make Jasmine Crockett mad. Jasmine Crockett . This is . Just is , and spurring plans for Don’t let it get to you . Our generics . Zohran Mamdani is . Donald’s pal Jeffrey Epstein led a global criminal enterprise, . Kristi Noem . We while , while the guy responsible for...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 17, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back! And, it's Tuesday! RIP . RIP ! CBS let Steven Colbert interview James Talarico, they just don't . ICE is bigbusiness. The Feds paid for new ICE facility to , that only 2 years ago sold for Then there’s the Noem-Lewandowski Flying Love Palace with , which could transport deportees in a pinch, honest! Yes, it is a new golden age for ICE, with the exception of and . are about as horrible as . At least in terms of losing your job in Europe. Here in the Good Ol’ US of A, being a Trump-connected means you’re currently having ...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 16, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin delivers today’s .™ Now with Jeffrey Epstein! Although both and insisted $50,000 worth of DJIA was the bigger story. Oh, by the way, why ? Trump spent the weekend , inexplicably playing the to Liz Truss’ . Here in America, it was just a big weekend for of . As always, it’s time to check in with the pollsters and pundits, through the eyes of an academic, just to see how each of them are . But while we’re on the subject, we might as well note that America’s are starting to . Jim Acosta is back, and he’s noticed that voters are pissed off (possibly...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers a lovely . May receive Speaking of romance, Kristi Noem for (and probably Corey Lewandowski’s) . Corey’s security blanket would be , if he had them. The heated rivalry between and her , Tom Homan continues to Who that Jared Kushner in a with ? Yeah, well, When John A. Sarcone was caught , the Northern District of New York for the position, . That is just about the opposite of , and they in , preferring to have ICE Minneapolis, to where , who will soon learn to Meanwhile, most are bugging out of Minnesota, shutting...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 12, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
As things , David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to . Pam Bondi, of the , went as at DOJ yesterday. Her of , , , and was certainly accomplished, but… … and no doubt Donald . Trump believe that And all she too! Miss yet? Of course you do, but so does , once Trump. Even Donald’s recent score of the coveted “” award probably won’t sway them back. There might still be midterm elections. The Trump administration wants your . , it is embarrassing for everyone to . Hopefully, Democrats . Who, Chris Christie, would think that it would be to...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 11, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers another KITM under the cloud™ of ... a , but as as Greg Dworkin , but soon buckled under an , or at least his internet did. The other, ICE Is , along with . They are and . The FAA for , ok, , nothing , . Howard Lutnick with 6 Flags. over the files has working overtime, except for, who only wants fun questions from now on. Peter Thiel The House to at Trump’s tariffs as if . Tariffs remain one of the best methods of tracking Donald Trump’s . Trump says it’s on the , while the prime minister of Switzerland’s . who...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 10, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman wouldn’t miss a KITM even for a lunch date with , probably. That’s how important you are to him! from to figure that at least men . Ya think? It’s Democrats ! It’s driving MAGA to bellow, “” After all, as Donald Trump has been saying since 2006, and that. is the today. The only thing to a Gop would be . Why are people with ? Let’s talk about something , like the , which may be due to soon. Listen, if you want something new to cry about, Trump always has . for some on the, the international bridge and now want half of. If you want to...
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Kagro in the Morning - February 9, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin ! No one is sure why, but it seems like a good idea and they’re having fun. Yesterday, Super Bowl LX immediately preceding and following short concert-/y// by renown Bad Bunny. People did not have , but they , because was on. At least you were allowed to watch it. Only overseas viewers could enjoy listening to You are also allowed to see especially when . That movie will take a Chinese-sized army to . will continue until morale improves, and for those laid off, . The remaining will watch democracy Fewer people watch...
info_outlineDavid Waldman counts down to the weekend, when we can all kick back, relax, and be incinerated in man-made hellfire…. but don’t forget Friday’s show!
The law must take its course, as even His Majesty the King will tell you, no one is above the law, not even his very own brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. If only we had the moral rectitude of our forbearers, yet we invent new unaccountable elites every day. Still, around the world executives resign from companies as if they were ungrateful that Jeff made them who they are today.
We could’ve handled it like Great Briton. We could’ve handled it like South Korea. We could’ve handled it like Brazil.
Greg Dworkin culls the shiniest kernels out of his Ex-Twitter turd to share today. Democrats are job creators. House members get out while the getting’s good. James Talarico is hot, hot, hot! Gop Texans self-immolate.
Kristi Noem diverted a Coast Guard aircraft from an active search and rescue mission in order to transport detained migrants rather than share her double bidet. Stephen Miller, however, shows no inclination in retiring to spend more time in Hell. A Federal judge has finally found a DOJ lawyer in contempt. Judges have rebuked Trump’s mass detention of immigrants thousands of times, encouraging him to do worse, faster.
Keep alert to any stormtrooper activity at all times. Donald K. Trump sure can destroy a lot of real lives with powers that are mostly in your imagination.