Kagro in the Morning - May 8, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is coming home! That’s good, because the place falling apart . The Waldmans still have though. They stopped at Lambert’s Cafe (The !) to get their fill of hog jowls and fried chicken. I have there myself and recommend it. Later they stopped at , which I hear is , although I personally have never had . Chief Justice of the Trump Supreme Court, John Roberts asserts that . partisans . Democrats who prefer to wait until all hope is lost feel . Who would guess that would be ? Probably anyone who considered Rudy Giuliani is “. Giuliani, 81, remains in poor health because...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Today on his travels, David Waldman sighted a , a , a , a quite rare , and that he would like to share. Donald . Trump on his r, then he on the taco, while to taco his . Stephen Colbert hates , so does . Polymarket . France is betting things . Chief Justice John Roberts says the isn’t ; . Sam Alito says ; it’s . Neil Gorsuch says he isn’t being political; . … . Trump is dumping into , as he exclusively into his. The judge isn’t going to . Gops determine that raising the price of Trump’s ballroom should in the midterms. Oh well, YOLO, if they’re , they might as well to...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman , , , , ! Donald . Trump is a loser, and everyone knows it, , or at least he’ll be . The Trump-Iran war turning into that can . In fact, if Trump doesn’t crash soon, . MAGA loves failures . That was Trump Media’s . The DOJ a , now they’re to . A few Indiana state Senators , so Trump , if you pardon the term. The SAVE act would have sunk democracy, but . ! Well, almost. Now we need to get and into office.
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Kagro in the Morning - May 5, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman, on his way out of Santa Fe, knew that and has ended up driving along the Champs-Élysées chased by a local chef. While he waits for his GPS to recalculate, David thought he would record a few stories that we might enjoy. The gunshot victim during a traffic stop in San Marino . is . The guy is doing comparatively well, as is . The US economy, however, is , pulling Jerome Powell before . Donald . Trump proclaims that ! Pete Hegseth announces that the ! The and the from are a that those who should not be confused with . in David’s hotel lobby confirms what we’ve all...
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Kagro in the Morning - May 4, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
, David Waldman is loaded up and truckin’ with to deliver our latest KITM. The Donald Trump quietly as the Navy , and . If Trump pulls , where is he ? with the drunken Hegseth? Iran a key front in war against America Trump from Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum. Granting Trump never anyone . The US never for anything anyhow. Infowars aired this week, and also . The difference is that this Infowars .
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Kagro in the Morning - May 1, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
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Kagro in the Morning - April 30, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is still travelling through California and he’s feeling swell! And so can you by visiting our sponsor of sorts, ! Greg Dworkin returns! He has a too! (With ) Donald . Trump . He . He’s heading . Trump’s approval has . Just , they’ll … before they vote Don’t you wish all politics ? There goes . There go Why is there about the White House Correspondents Association shooter? Yep, . Republicans just to .
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Kagro in the Morning - April 29, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and KITM, now departing from with stops at , , … and ! All aboard! For MAGA, “” means being “” than them too, by . Rosalyn MacGregor returns with an article by Michael Cohen, , warning us about Project 2025 and the hidden war on women Trump’s 60 Minutes interview , even though Trump sued 60 Minutes . That sounds hypocritical. Democrat’s redistricting win before being blocked by a court order, which unfortunately by the . The has been indicted for paying the groups it has . The administration , because a case would make campaign .
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Kagro in the Morning - April 28, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Today, David Waldman and KITM drove through on route to . I wasn’t supplied with the links to that, but they did supply links to some news topics that they discussed: ““… and wish that by picking up the tab on the Donald . Trump Ballroom. Security is much tighter on you reading than it was on , because Trump would Trump because Trump would rather have than be embarrassed… . New Jersey Gop Tom Kean Jr. ! Just . Trump has been known to at his private golf clubs, but why is he choosing to dump , plus another of dirt, into a public park, unless he planned on making it ?
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Kagro in the Morning - April 27, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
, David Waldman met and his , and , what more do you want, news? Okay! in the vicinity of Saturday night. Kari Lake before he could escape. On an adjacent floor, JD Vance , then was by secret service agents. Some claimed to and would have , if … There then followed for the construction of a , and deserves some of . Donald . Trump of course escaped unharmed, as always, and also a , , . His polls will following this . Navy Secretary John Phelan was sending Trump , but , so it’s time! Hung that witches are ! Well, they caught the guy who was . are now.
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Donald K. Trump has spent a month assembling the biggest, strongest April Fools’ joke in history, and will deliver the punchline tonight. Trump is done with Iran and escalating the war and is and is not in talks and has 67,000 US Troops aiming at Kharg and yelling “Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!” The base loves that joke… a little less than they used to.
Lindsey Graham wants the US out of Spain and is vexed about NATO yet was forever blowing bubbles in the happiest place on earth. Lindsey was having fun and that’s what counts... So, Kristi Noem’s husband enjoyed bimbofying, and perhaps sitting behind his wife as she was confronted on an internationally renowned affair charge? That might seem a little “cuc…”, uhm “yucky” to some, but to each their own!
Don’t hate Gregg Phillips because he teleports, hate the flying saucer demons.
When you only govern for your base, bad things happen, especially to your polls. Everybody hates Trump. That does not mean that MAGA will vote Dem. Empathy has become so cringe, but it might be time for an earnestness comeback.
In a battle of exclamation points, a federal judge halted construction of the golden Escher shack Trump was placing upon his super-secret underground war room. Now it’s time to erect the Trump Tower memorial Tower! In the Supreme Court today, justices argue on how to tell Trump “no” to creating an American caste system. The only thing more difficult is trying to describe legal procedure to the hoi polloi and trolls.
Karoline Leavitt demands that the ugly picture of her be removed from the internet before Trump sees it… Oh, too late!
Trump is suing himself for $10 billion and they have a good chance of winning. The Jan 6 mob want a piece of whatever’s being handed out.
The US Army did a ride-by of Kid Rock’s house. Good thing that they have such an understanding boss. TSA workers are getting paychecks now, so really who needs Congress?