Kagro in the Morning - April 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
We'll , don't , don't … But we'll some ! Tomorrow, David Waldman might be broadcasting under the cloud of , but today we still have the to bring you. Whether he or not, Donald . Trump his “fuckin’” . Trump has to the Middle East, so what’s a degrees? Donald was going kill some soldiers to steal the oil ... He might still kill some soldiers , because . Any country might shooting at the US … except Canada, unless for a minute. While he’s out destroying civilizations, Trump . His new is , which totally tracks, and of course...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - April 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin float in with another , swept on . The World is its 2 of . to isn’t Iran , , and Trump has . In fact, yesterday Donald the Hormuz Strait the “” Strait and an day in for of . Marjorie Taylor Greene , and she’s . Strait traffic is picking up as more countries to . This might slow but won’t stop from hitting us all. Pete Hicseth is in the all officers determined . Not everyone is suited to be , sometimes . The Justice Department says that Trump hand over his presidential...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - April 3, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman wishes everyone . Donald . Trump , surprising no one , who for mercy, in vain. Donald tacos only . Was it ? Not enough enemies ? Maybe Trump just couldn’t take anymore... he did when she sat too close. Bondi is that she doesn’t from By the way, will . is not Pete Hic-seth is taking advantage of to eliminate lingering in . Pete’s problem is that these guys . Kash Patel would be to , but Tulsi Gabbard Trump will cram in while The House , as they Trump’s , Iran, , because the kickbacks at . In however expect...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - April 2, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
These apples ! Or maybe , I don’t know . David Waldman and Greg Dworkin know it all and on today’s KITM. were stolen and between Italy and Poland. Who would that much candy? ... there is . Godspeed Welcome back in or . Didn’t NASA ask them before they left? Donald Trump the to the that telling for , and that we before. Marjorie Taylor Green is . Trump’s loved aka, , were at . Trump himself hated his speech . Our closest allies around the world last night. The East Wing Escher shed has been approved by . Of course, it is just a...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - April 1, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back today! Donald . Trump has assembling in history, and will deliver tonight. Trump is and and in talks and has aiming and “! We’re get !” The base … a little less than Lindsey Graham wants and is yet was in the . Lindsey was having fun and that’s what counts... So, Kristi Noem’s husband , and perhaps as she was confronted on ? That might seem , uhm “yucky” to some, but to each their own! Don’t hate Gregg Phillips , hate . for your base, , . hates. That does...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - March 31, 2025, airing March 31, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Is the news really getting dumber and more chaotic every day? There's only one way (that I'm willing) to find out! And that's by re-running our March 31, 2025 episode today. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are were, at the time, back for of KITM! How , what ? No one knows! We begin the week with the White House embroiled in scandal. Which scandal? ! There’s , the of which to be , or the , or an unspecified Democrat . is also guilty of blowing the art of the deal . Like , Greenland has a lot to offer . Just think of the partnerships, alliances, and investments Trump could have...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - March 30, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
was this , and David Waldman ! He also been at ... hard to tell a at them. Greg Dworkin , and . Trump’s Iran War is going well, for , , , and . Most , however, . Donald . Trump promises to and several until Iran to lose the war. Iran is set to release of its popular Vlad Putin Trump in Iran but had Donald . Eh, Trump didn’t really mean all that Cuba anyhow. He’d rather with . Those pens will come in handy . Sure, the White House Ballroom , Trump is . The is the facility the of a ballroom. are special elections? What if we take into...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - March 27, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman drops us into the before heading out and , or whatever he plans to do. Donald . Trump to paying , around the same time the Senate agreed to , and to blow town for Easter. The wants more and their . None of this the ICE . Trump’s is . The US has been , with being by outside sources. Trump is introducing , which will be worth two for every 2027-dollar people . Pete Hicseth personally removed from being promoted to generals. This reduces the chance that Trump . won’t end up kicking back in. In Wisconsin, a guy proves that voter fraud is...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - March 26, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin apply the balm of their KITM wit and wisdom. Every morning, Donald . Trump is shown , which could explain why Trump believes that the US has , or that Iran is totally obliterated each day… or he could just be . Is Trump Gops Trump by saying whatever Trump says is true . Dems by feeling there must be buried in . Why can’t Trump with “ on one end and “” on the other and simply? Have you ever heard ? Well, actually, the paper clip was invented as Trump… Now I’m doing it! To be on the safe side, for Trump...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - March 25, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman holds it today. Greg Dworkin remains interviewing at local but he’s due to ! Donald . Trump news on : they ! Donald hasn’t yet, but it could be the greatest gift of all: They’ve agreed to . The only thing that Iran is . Thus, the - Iran War . It can’t be “” if they’re the , can it? Alan Dershowitz wishes over . Emily Gregory won in against the guy who had Trump’s . So, Trump RFK Jr. snipped off the penis of a as everyone knows . ICE ? Oh yeah, around airports for boxcar loading duties. for Congress Trump...
info_outlineThese apples don’t dice themselves! Or maybe they do, I don’t know how it all works. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin know it all and tell us two hours' worth on today’s KITM.
12 tons of KitKats were stolen and disappeared somewhere between Italy and Poland. Who would be able to fence that much candy? Really... there is only one suspect.
Godspeed Artemis II! Welcome back in 10 days or so. Didn’t NASA ask them if they had to go before they left?
Donald K. Trump delivered the punchline to the April Fools’ joke that he’s been telling for more than a month, and it turns out that we heard it all before. Marjorie Taylor Green is so beyond done. Trump’s most cherished loved ones aka, the markets, really were not impressed at all. Trump himself would have hated his speech had he been listening. Our closest allies around the world also had better things to tune into last night.
The East Wing Escher shed has been approved by the Trump approved commission. Of course, it is just a lid on a super-secret underground facility… Not quite Attorney General Matt Gaetz heard that there’s government human-alien breeding facilities. The rumor (that I’m starting) is that the prime procreation is going down there. Name an audience better primed to believe that than MAGA.
The Senate sent back a bill funding DHS, except for ICE and CBP, and Mike Johnson just couldn’t anymore. Yay! Did Chuck and Hakeem pull that off? Trump shrugs and pulls out his (not his) wallet.
Trump took the trouble to travel all the way over to his Supreme Court and did absolutely everything he could, but who would have guessed that his justices would ask such hard questions?
No ICE at our precincts! Normally, that would go without saying, but...
Breaking news: Tina Peters might get sprung. Pam Bondi, She Wolf of the DOJ, got herself Noemed Greg Bovino is a little bitty guy. Tariffs were a bad idea.