Kagro in the Morning - April 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
We'll , don't , don't … But we'll some ! Tomorrow, David Waldman might be broadcasting under the cloud of , but today we still have the to bring you. Whether he or not, Donald . Trump his “fuckin’” . Trump has to the Middle East, so what’s a degrees? Donald was going kill some soldiers to steal the oil ... He might still kill some soldiers , because . Any country might shooting at the US … except Canada, unless for a minute. While he’s out destroying civilizations, Trump . His new is , which totally tracks, and of course...
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Kagro in the Morning - April 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin float in with another , swept on . The World is its 2 of . to isn’t Iran , , and Trump has . In fact, yesterday Donald the Hormuz Strait the “” Strait and an day in for of . Marjorie Taylor Greene , and she’s . Strait traffic is picking up as more countries to . This might slow but won’t stop from hitting us all. Pete Hicseth is in the all officers determined . Not everyone is suited to be , sometimes . The Justice Department says that Trump hand over his presidential...
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Kagro in the Morning - April 3, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman wishes everyone . Donald . Trump , surprising no one , who for mercy, in vain. Donald tacos only . Was it ? Not enough enemies ? Maybe Trump just couldn’t take anymore... he did when she sat too close. Bondi is that she doesn’t from By the way, will . is not Pete Hic-seth is taking advantage of to eliminate lingering in . Pete’s problem is that these guys . Kash Patel would be to , but Tulsi Gabbard Trump will cram in while The House , as they Trump’s , Iran, , because the kickbacks at . In however expect...
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Kagro in the Morning - April 2, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
These apples ! Or maybe , I don’t know . David Waldman and Greg Dworkin know it all and on today’s KITM. were stolen and between Italy and Poland. Who would that much candy? ... there is . Godspeed Welcome back in or . Didn’t NASA ask them before they left? Donald Trump the to the that telling for , and that we before. Marjorie Taylor Green is . Trump’s loved aka, , were at . Trump himself hated his speech . Our closest allies around the world last night. The East Wing Escher shed has been approved by . Of course, it is just a...
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Kagro in the Morning - April 1, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back today! Donald . Trump has assembling in history, and will deliver tonight. Trump is and and in talks and has aiming and “! We’re get !” The base … a little less than Lindsey Graham wants and is yet was in the . Lindsey was having fun and that’s what counts... So, Kristi Noem’s husband , and perhaps as she was confronted on ? That might seem , uhm “yucky” to some, but to each their own! Don’t hate Gregg Phillips , hate . for your base, , . hates. That does...
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Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - March 31, 2025, airing March 31, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Is the news really getting dumber and more chaotic every day? There's only one way (that I'm willing) to find out! And that's by re-running our March 31, 2025 episode today. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are were, at the time, back for of KITM! How , what ? No one knows! We begin the week with the White House embroiled in scandal. Which scandal? ! There’s , the of which to be , or the , or an unspecified Democrat . is also guilty of blowing the art of the deal . Like , Greenland has a lot to offer . Just think of the partnerships, alliances, and investments Trump could have...
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Kagro in the Morning - March 30, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
was this , and David Waldman ! He also been at ... hard to tell a at them. Greg Dworkin , and . Trump’s Iran War is going well, for , , , and . Most , however, . Donald . Trump promises to and several until Iran to lose the war. Iran is set to release of its popular Vlad Putin Trump in Iran but had Donald . Eh, Trump didn’t really mean all that Cuba anyhow. He’d rather with . Those pens will come in handy . Sure, the White House Ballroom , Trump is . The is the facility the of a ballroom. are special elections? What if we take into...
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Kagro in the Morning - March 27, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman drops us into the before heading out and , or whatever he plans to do. Donald . Trump to paying , around the same time the Senate agreed to , and to blow town for Easter. The wants more and their . None of this the ICE . Trump’s is . The US has been , with being by outside sources. Trump is introducing , which will be worth two for every 2027-dollar people . Pete Hicseth personally removed from being promoted to generals. This reduces the chance that Trump . won’t end up kicking back in. In Wisconsin, a guy proves that voter fraud is...
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Kagro in the Morning - March 26, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
? David Waldman and Greg Dworkin apply the balm of their KITM wit and wisdom. Every morning, Donald . Trump is shown , which could explain why Trump believes that the US has , or that Iran is totally obliterated each day… or he could just be . Is Trump Gops Trump by saying whatever Trump says is true . Dems by feeling there must be buried in . Why can’t Trump with “ on one end and “” on the other and simply? Have you ever heard ? Well, actually, the paper clip was invented as Trump… Now I’m doing it! To be on the safe side, for Trump...
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Kagro in the Morning - March 25, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman holds it today. Greg Dworkin remains interviewing at local but he’s due to ! Donald . Trump news on : they ! Donald hasn’t yet, but it could be the greatest gift of all: They’ve agreed to . The only thing that Iran is . Thus, the - Iran War . It can’t be “” if they’re the , can it? Alan Dershowitz wishes over . Emily Gregory won in against the guy who had Trump’s . So, Trump RFK Jr. snipped off the penis of a as everyone knows . ICE ? Oh yeah, around airports for boxcar loading duties. for Congress Trump...
info_outlineDyngus Day! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin float in with another Raft O’ Stories™, swept on the Eastertide.
The Trump World War is now entering its third 2 weeks of total triumph. Bombing Iran to the stone age isn’t mogging Iran quite enough, however, and Trump has mushroom cloud dreams. In fact, yesterday Donald renamed the Hormuz Strait the “Fuckin’” Strait and made an Easter day conversion to Islam in preparation for his final day of judgment.
Marjorie Taylor Greene knows from crazy, and she’s seeing some crazy.
Strait traffic is picking up as more countries have been convinced to line up at the toll booths. This might slow but won’t stop the biggest oil crisis in history from hitting us all.
Pete Hicseth is in the process of culling all officers determined not crusade-ready. Not everyone is suited to be a holy warrior, sometimes even white guys have to be eliminated.
The Justice Department says that Trump doesn’t need to hand over his presidential records after he’s finished destroying the world. Democrats are winning over the left and “double haters” to claim their future share of the debris.
U.S. Marshals waived training rules for Elon Musk's armed DOGE security. Mark Zuckerberg offered to censor Meta users to help DOGE out.
Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, has been reported to have lived a "secret double life” which involves the wearing his not so secret “double D’s”. Kristi, Bryon, and Corey have been reported to live a secret triple life that rhymes with “fuckin’”.