Kagro in the Morning - July 24, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman empties his Pocket, Instapaper, and various messaging apps into Donald . Trump to his Iran War because that deaths when you are . The Keystone DOJ took and will against New York Times journalists over . John Solomon’s for Trump are going badly, which does not mean that or that . , and Trump . Darline Graham seems to have , but they about her brother, too. Kevin Warsh picked up a to guarantee that he remains completely more impartial over others. In the latest news, the pair that Boosie (and ), Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl, have now signed on . Jim Jordan . ,...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 23, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman offers us bite sized tapas of topics today: Olive Garden, when you’re there, , but even they . The Tate bros might have thought the US , but the long arm of finally caught up with them. Andrew wears capris… not , not . The House is going to , , to , , bomb… , and maybe to grumpy Old Donald Trump’s face. Once again, police of handcuffing suspects . Melissa and Mark Hortman’s murderer gets . He shouldn’t expect a pardon; Republicans forgot about him a year ago. Donald . 30 years later he was fined… ! Nobody suffers . Canadians will so as to not . Good luck ! It...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 22, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin got together again, and all was for about an hour this week. Well, ‘ello, ! Trump’s will contest gubernatorially against Cindy McCain’s in Arizona. Dem has broken into the lead in Wisconsin. Platner replacement Troy Jackson is for Senator in Maine with . Authenticity is so crazy, . It’s now a Dem/Gop for the Senate in the generic… Of course, MAGA is ready to forgive a lot of Gop sins in , especially when the alternative is . Canadians . Gops in 2026, it’s in 2028. Trump . Or it . others . Or maybe . Even death from Trump assholery. Donald...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 21, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
This whole week is getting f*#ked up by doctor appointments, man! Yesterday, it was Greg missing the show. Today, it was me leaving early for an appointment of my own. What’s next? A dentist appointment?! Well, yes. But at least that one’s “after hours.” Limiting ourselves to one hour necessarily kept the number of stories covered way down. But things keep happening, regardless! Even if those things are stupid and shouldn’t be happening at all! For instance, even though they’ve now drained the Reflecting “Pool” multiple times, revealing zero evidence (and that might have...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 20, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Chaos! David Waldman barely made it through today’s KITM. Greg Dworkin to say he . Then we lost our live feed because of the wildfires … our is , but at our telecommunications hub , hopefully to Justice Putnam! cause about as much trouble as Trump’s Qatari 747 is going back to the shop to get ““. Donald will be disappointed gold-plated wire rims. needs more before it begins . Trump got before . Donald left on the entire event but dropped at , that he wanted to make . That smell is but can be with effort. either . Only one of them . , Trump has the SAVE act, while...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 17, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers us safely to the weekend. Even he is . It seems like the new ” featured at and participating outlets… . Those “” (Or just ““, if you are really in a hurry) are caused by exposure to . on Donald . Trump’s is to . address it is of . Tommy Tuberville . Tell it , Donald. Back to the whole point of Trump’s presidency: the grift. Trump promoted companies on Truth Social . He is to those stock tips, because why not? The DOJ is dropping charges against the cryptofraudster who made $722 million on the backs of idiots, as . Trump’s teleprompter...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 16, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Will Donald . Trump create tonight to swallow the United States, or be ? There’s to find out, and that is to listen to David Waldman tomorrow describe the Bluesky posts commenting on those who heard about what Trump said. Don’t watch tonight, as you can’t get too close… , they say, . For certain, Trump will not be talking about his federal prosecutor , or the text messages not just covered up, . Greg Dworkin not only hauls in his usual Raft O’Stories™, but talks like a sailor too! A record 58% of battleground voters disapprove of Trump. Dem is of Dem in Michigan for Senator....
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Kagro in the Morning - July 15, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to ICE has announced a in do not take out but at least . Susan Collins might be that , but Trump could not be that someone handles this for him before he later in this term. This Thursday night, Donald Trump plans to make this Friday morning . IQs might remain for weeks. John Ossoff Trump is doing this. In Michigan, the Senate race is , although maybe . Minnesota governor’s race is falling into . Democrats lead by 26 points because voters just can’t to . goes to E. Jean Carroll. Meh, Trump can clear that in . Too bad for Donald that a...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman, the guy who brought us “” (Well, not the glasses per se, but the concept of, you know…) brings us : RIP to ? Congresspeople are like . Mitch is that one on the windowsill who . Lindsey had done that before somewhere. Donald . Trump noted how much , but what’s , more or less? Graham had no wife and kids, which is for government work. RIP to , laying off in order to create of their dreams. When from , there be . The National Guard will remain activated in DC , give or take. Who else is there to guard the , the gash of which extend ? is still working on ...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin helped us the chaos of this . Did you have Lindsey Graham buying the farm ? What’s the process in South Carolina for ? Will Republicans just dip into from their most recent statewide primary? Too soon to start thinking about how the Republican Infirmity Crisis will in the next Congress? Ha ha! Trick question! There’s no such concept as “too soon” anymore! Texas may yet escape Republican clutches, with the always on the ballot. But don’t let Democratic successes get you optimistic! It’s time to about [dramatic music]… ! In random news: One of those...
info_outlineDavid Waldman boosts us over the hump of the week.
Greg Dworkin‘s raft o’ stories™ include some of his tookaways from yesterday’s primaries in Georgia, Alabama and Oklahoma. Georgia had several run-offs, and Donald K. Trump threatens to rally there until someone drops from heatstroke.
Trump needs Bill Pulte to dig some more skulls before Jay Clayton takes over. Every department with 3 initials or more will be tasked with rigging and throwing elections.
Trump evades assassination attempts about as often as he ends wars. This time, a couple of Nazi accelerationists were thinking of shooting up Trump’s UFC shindig but did not count on FBI Director Clouseau showing up. Kash Patel caught them in a steel trap just like the Broadview Six.
The DC pool boys dumped every bottle they could find out in the shed into Trump’s new cement swamp but will be needing to swing by the store for a few thousand more.
Read the 14-point draft agreement between the US and Iran before Trump does! Take your time, Trump will not be getting around to reading anything. “Agreements” are for the other side! Anyhow, Donald is too busy making love to make war.
Dotard Donald dodders through the G7. French President Macron invited Trump over to Versailles, where it is hoped that Trump might get to experience the real thing.
The Trump family business will now be FDIC insured up to… well, what you got?