Kagro in the Morning - July 22, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin got together again, and all was for about an hour this week. Well, ‘ello, ! Trump’s will contest gubernatorially against Cindy McCain’s in Arizona. Dem has broken into the lead in Wisconsin. Platner replacement Troy Jackson is for Senator in Maine with . Authenticity is so crazy, . It’s now a Dem/Gop for the Senate in the generic… Of course, MAGA is ready to forgive a lot of Gop sins in , especially when the alternative is . Canadians . Gops in 2026, it’s in 2028. Trump . Or it . others . Or maybe . Even death from Trump assholery. Donald...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 21, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
This whole week is getting f*#ked up by doctor appointments, man! Yesterday, it was Greg missing the show. Today, it was me leaving early for an appointment of my own. What’s next? A dentist appointment?! Well, yes. But at least that one’s “after hours.” Limiting ourselves to one hour necessarily kept the number of stories covered way down. But things keep happening, regardless! Even if those things are stupid and shouldn’t be happening at all! For instance, even though they’ve now drained the Reflecting “Pool” multiple times, revealing zero evidence (and that might have...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 20, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Chaos! David Waldman barely made it through today’s KITM. Greg Dworkin to say he . Then we lost our live feed because of the wildfires … our is , but at our telecommunications hub , hopefully to Justice Putnam! cause about as much trouble as Trump’s Qatari 747 is going back to the shop to get ““. Donald will be disappointed gold-plated wire rims. needs more before it begins . Trump got before . Donald left on the entire event but dropped at , that he wanted to make . That smell is but can be with effort. either . Only one of them . , Trump has the SAVE act, while...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 17, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman delivers us safely to the weekend. Even he is . It seems like the new ” featured at and participating outlets… . Those “” (Or just ““, if you are really in a hurry) are caused by exposure to . on Donald . Trump’s is to . address it is of . Tommy Tuberville . Tell it , Donald. Back to the whole point of Trump’s presidency: the grift. Trump promoted companies on Truth Social . He is to those stock tips, because why not? The DOJ is dropping charges against the cryptofraudster who made $722 million on the backs of idiots, as . Trump’s teleprompter...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 16, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Will Donald . Trump create tonight to swallow the United States, or be ? There’s to find out, and that is to listen to David Waldman tomorrow describe the Bluesky posts commenting on those who heard about what Trump said. Don’t watch tonight, as you can’t get too close… , they say, . For certain, Trump will not be talking about his federal prosecutor , or the text messages not just covered up, . Greg Dworkin not only hauls in his usual Raft O’Stories™, but talks like a sailor too! A record 58% of battleground voters disapprove of Trump. Dem is of Dem in Michigan for Senator....
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Kagro in the Morning - July 15, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to ICE has announced a in do not take out but at least . Susan Collins might be that , but Trump could not be that someone handles this for him before he later in this term. This Thursday night, Donald Trump plans to make this Friday morning . IQs might remain for weeks. John Ossoff Trump is doing this. In Michigan, the Senate race is , although maybe . Minnesota governor’s race is falling into . Democrats lead by 26 points because voters just can’t to . goes to E. Jean Carroll. Meh, Trump can clear that in . Too bad for Donald that a...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman, the guy who brought us “” (Well, not the glasses per se, but the concept of, you know…) brings us : RIP to ? Congresspeople are like . Mitch is that one on the windowsill who . Lindsey had done that before somewhere. Donald . Trump noted how much , but what’s , more or less? Graham had no wife and kids, which is for government work. RIP to , laying off in order to create of their dreams. When from , there be . The National Guard will remain activated in DC , give or take. Who else is there to guard the , the gash of which extend ? is still working on ...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin helped us the chaos of this . Did you have Lindsey Graham buying the farm ? What’s the process in South Carolina for ? Will Republicans just dip into from their most recent statewide primary? Too soon to start thinking about how the Republican Infirmity Crisis will in the next Congress? Ha ha! Trick question! There’s no such concept as “too soon” anymore! Texas may yet escape Republican clutches, with the always on the ballot. But don’t let Democratic successes get you optimistic! It’s time to about [dramatic music]… ! In random news: One of those...
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Kagro in the Morning - July 10, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman you to today, we are Donald Kagro Trump in the Morning. It’s the weekend, and Donald is… ? Hiding in an bunker? Hitting with Mitch? for the Pool ? Supervising the to more as the Mar-a-Lago intended? Trump has with so that he can relax and during meetings. The franchise is expanding with 3 new stores in the tristate area. Sign up for their new ! If it wasn’t for the , Kash Patel would be , brother.
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Kagro in the Morning - July 9, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin! Today! Graham Platner has of the Maine Senate race. Well, , it’s hard to tell. Platner doesn’t seem to be … which is the mark of , ? Donald Trump knew that Graham , and , the moment that he saw him. Democrats, , haven’t been which one of that they for , but it will put them at once they with the that they all can . Gops wouldn’t get in , because . Maine gubernatorial . Mallory McMorrow doesn’t have Nazi tats or screw around, but . Meanwhile, Mike Rogers is a strong candidate. He’s the candidate ! Trump flew his Air Force One and flew ...
info_outlineBefore heading into the weekend, there are a few minor issues we need to clear up. One: that weirdo Trump FEMA official is leaving. Which one? The one who teleported into a Waffle House, of course. How is he leaving? That we don’t know, and it might not even be worth trying to guess, honestly.
Oh, and remember the Shark Tank weirdo who was so sure that anyone opposing his plans for a mega data center in Utah just had to be a Chinese Communist Party front? Well, he’s backing off of that one. Which is nice, I guess.
Oh, oh, and remember that housing bill that both was and wasn’t presented to the president for signature? Well, it’s been presented. Again? Maybe?
Oh, oh, oh, and remember Elise Stefanik? Well, we’ll be rid of her for the time being, but MAGA weirdos are hoping to replace her with a different MAGA weirdo.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, and remember the Reflecting Pool? It doesn’t really matter if you don’t, because it’s whole history is going to be made up, anyway. Anyway, it turns out that the only contractor with real experience in dealing with it didn’t want anything to do with Trump’s plans for it. So they gave the job to Gomez Addams, instead.
Looking ahead, at least on a story that’s already got a long and checkered past, Todd Blanche and the DOJ might kinda sorta be in some trouble over the Epstein Files. But you know how that whole executive branch accountability thing goes. Though there are still some solid efforts being made at reviving the concept. It’s all the more important, given that the leopards who ate the faces of the original “relitigate Watergate” champions are now looking to relitigate Watergate.
Are you old enough to remember when ICE was spending like a drunken sailor, buying up every warehouse it could find and trying to “Whydontchajust” them into detention centers? Well, now they’re trying to un-whydontchajust ’em (and pin the blame on Kristi Noem).
One last thing to stow away for the weekend: the next blossoming scandal has dropped! Trump’s looking to exploit LA28 Olympic organizers’ need to stay on “the government’s” good side by squeezing them for some kind of quasi-affiliated, pre-Olympics golf tournament at his LA club.
That’s not even a thing! But neither is remaining president while suffering from degenerative dementia.