Kagro in the Morning
This whole week is getting f*#ked up by doctor appointments, man! Yesterday, it was Greg missing the show. Today, it was me leaving early for an appointment of my own. What’s next? A dentist appointment?! Well, yes. But at least that one’s “after hours.” Limiting ourselves to one hour necessarily kept the number of stories covered way down. But things keep happening, regardless! Even if those things are stupid and shouldn’t be happening at all! For instance, even though they’ve now drained the Reflecting “Pool” multiple times, revealing zero evidence (and that might have...
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Chaos! David Waldman barely made it through today’s KITM. Greg Dworkin to say he . Then we lost our live feed because of the wildfires … our is , but at our telecommunications hub , hopefully to Justice Putnam! cause about as much trouble as Trump’s Qatari 747 is going back to the shop to get ““. Donald will be disappointed gold-plated wire rims. needs more before it begins . Trump got before . Donald left on the entire event but dropped at , that he wanted to make . That smell is but can be with effort. either . Only one of them . , Trump has the SAVE act, while...
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David Waldman delivers us safely to the weekend. Even he is . It seems like the new ” featured at and participating outlets… . Those “” (Or just ““, if you are really in a hurry) are caused by exposure to . on Donald . Trump’s is to . address it is of . Tommy Tuberville . Tell it , Donald. Back to the whole point of Trump’s presidency: the grift. Trump promoted companies on Truth Social . He is to those stock tips, because why not? The DOJ is dropping charges against the cryptofraudster who made $722 million on the backs of idiots, as . Trump’s teleprompter...
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Will Donald . Trump create tonight to swallow the United States, or be ? There’s to find out, and that is to listen to David Waldman tomorrow describe the Bluesky posts commenting on those who heard about what Trump said. Don’t watch tonight, as you can’t get too close… , they say, . For certain, Trump will not be talking about his federal prosecutor , or the text messages not just covered up, . Greg Dworkin not only hauls in his usual Raft O’Stories™, but talks like a sailor too! A record 58% of battleground voters disapprove of Trump. Dem is of Dem in Michigan for Senator....
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to ICE has announced a in do not take out but at least . Susan Collins might be that , but Trump could not be that someone handles this for him before he later in this term. This Thursday night, Donald Trump plans to make this Friday morning . IQs might remain for weeks. John Ossoff Trump is doing this. In Michigan, the Senate race is , although maybe . Minnesota governor’s race is falling into . Democrats lead by 26 points because voters just can’t to . goes to E. Jean Carroll. Meh, Trump can clear that in . Too bad for Donald that a...
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David Waldman, the guy who brought us “” (Well, not the glasses per se, but the concept of, you know…) brings us : RIP to ? Congresspeople are like . Mitch is that one on the windowsill who . Lindsey had done that before somewhere. Donald . Trump noted how much , but what’s , more or less? Graham had no wife and kids, which is for government work. RIP to , laying off in order to create of their dreams. When from , there be . The National Guard will remain activated in DC , give or take. Who else is there to guard the , the gash of which extend ? is still working on ...
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Greg Dworkin helped us the chaos of this . Did you have Lindsey Graham buying the farm ? What’s the process in South Carolina for ? Will Republicans just dip into from their most recent statewide primary? Too soon to start thinking about how the Republican Infirmity Crisis will in the next Congress? Ha ha! Trick question! There’s no such concept as “too soon” anymore! Texas may yet escape Republican clutches, with the always on the ballot. But don’t let Democratic successes get you optimistic! It’s time to about [dramatic music]… ! In random news: One of those...
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David Waldman you to today, we are Donald Kagro Trump in the Morning. It’s the weekend, and Donald is… ? Hiding in an bunker? Hitting with Mitch? for the Pool ? Supervising the to more as the Mar-a-Lago intended? Trump has with so that he can relax and during meetings. The franchise is expanding with 3 new stores in the tristate area. Sign up for their new ! If it wasn’t for the , Kash Patel would be , brother.
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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin! Today! Graham Platner has of the Maine Senate race. Well, , it’s hard to tell. Platner doesn’t seem to be … which is the mark of , ? Donald Trump knew that Graham , and , the moment that he saw him. Democrats, , haven’t been which one of that they for , but it will put them at once they with the that they all can . Gops wouldn’t get in , because . Maine gubernatorial . Mallory McMorrow doesn’t have Nazi tats or screw around, but . Meanwhile, Mike Rogers is a strong candidate. He’s the candidate ! Trump flew his Air Force One and flew ...
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David Waldman spoke to Mitch McConnell for about this morning, as he to prepare . Mitch would to remember that anyone can be a supporter of KITM on Patreon for ! Greg Dworkin reports that Nigel Farage has been appointed , which sure to attempt to keep out of jail for . for Nige, directly of trash statesman , of the Albion. Texas Gop Ken Paxton is or perhaps a in the midterms. Either way, someone should quickly . that Donald Trump dies, and the . There is to our relationship with Europe. Greenland a restraining order, although that might encourage stalker violence . Gops...
info_outlineDavid Waldman won’t be attending the Freedom 850,000 Fireworks this Saturday. He can sweat in the dark in his own living room, thank you very much.
To help celebrate our nation’s 250th birthday, Donald K. Trump will add one more layer of realism to his World War III cosplay in DC, with Saturday’s 15 hours of shock and awe, emphasis on the shocking and awfulness. You can’t bring food or water but do pack a gas mask and plenty of spare oxygen. Trump might do a flyover in the new Air Force One, which came in on time and only double the budget, by saving on those gaudy missile detection, countermeasure, security, and communication systems.
It would seem that Donald does not put a lot of thought into the safety and wellbeing of others, but how would you explain Trump’s executive order on pesticides… other than he just does what the last guy told him? It would seem that Trump is constantly losing, but he’d be gone in a second if that really was the case. No matter how much everyone else loses, Trump and his family are having the best time every minute of every day. You know when Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia feels swindled, it’s bad.
You can’t prosecute Trump’s Board of Peace because they have decided that you can’t.
Greg Dworkin has the latest on the midterms, which Senate Gops still don’t have to worry about, because of “math”. Then again, that math could change. For instance, a close Senate contest is brewing in Iowa, and Jon Ossoff holds a double-digit lead in Georgia.
Phil Weiser defeated Michael Bennet in the Colorado governor primary and who doesn’t hope that he goes against Victor Marx? Victor will not say how many people he’s killed, nor predict how many he will in the future, and yet he still comes off better than Jared Polis.
The Vatican excommunicated bishops of a breakaway traditionalist sect. Now do JD Vance!