Kagro in the Morning - August 19, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us more news and . Greg Dworkin brings his ™, and an – of . In the , it was a for , who had Donald K. Trump’s “.” Trump , . Cory was , with going down. Florida , the school board . Debbie Wasserman Schultz defeated all the black candidates in a new black district, , yet Alexander Vindman for at the midterms. Vindman losing is from . There was for the Freedom Caucus in the , and yet . In Pennsylvania, Dems , which had . Gops because Dems are going to be . ‘s pissing , and you know what, . Dems are if they the growing soon. ICE and are part of...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 18, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Have you heard the one about the Navy of munitions? Have you heard the one about it than the one I just asked you if you'd heard? Well, have you heard the one about how Trump says about it? If so, you'll be interested to hear the one about how the Pentagon has been . But maybe you did hear that one. ! Well, don't worry, Navy fans! Trump's got you covered. That is, if you consider adding the insanely stupid demand that US aircraft carriers to the existing insanely stupid demand that they return to the use of . Calling Armando! Mork calling Armando! Come in, Armando! It turns out that for...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 17, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back again to help us plough through . Greg Dworkin somehow helps by towing in , Rafts O’ Stories™, a plethora of polls, and an of X posts. Polls are , , yet are as valuable when . BTW, Dems ! the ! When it’s policy vs. “electability”, pollsters say . Data centers than . It’s for which if it was … nor when . would if anyone were to As would , really. That’s why Gops are , especially on , to offset their voters who . Gops make . Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani ! Donald Trump’s is that he’s thinking of making the Strait of Hormuz Donald wishes his...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman surfs into on today’s gnarly KITM. Donald Trump hasn’t had a new thought cross his mind in decades. He has spent the last decade . , how do they work? , he back to , as that they . say, “” Finland’s president and Donald finally has . Having Trump’s name as that of John F. Kennedy’s , , objective of the . The Trump administration will never at the Federal Reserve, no matter what the Supreme Court says. The Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel is looking towards the future, however, by declaring that Trump over any person he has ever talked to....
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Kagro in the Morning - August 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin return with more . The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… Well, not Dems. They love to be . Tuesdays, they desperately , that those polls might betray them once again. Wednesdays, they see that their worst fears . Thursdays, that it’s , for valuing “” with , instead about their ““… but then panic as of guessing are…! ––! You never see Donald . Trump sweating , or . So what, a few of his staff ? He made sure all , ? Anyhow, he was actually in order to save the journalists… and ! Yeah, that’s it. ! The whole point of the Gop...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 12, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
Would you about yesterday’s primaries? , you’ve come to , KITM, with , David Waldman and Greg Dworkin, to satisfy all your . In Connecticut, voters and John Larson . In Minnesota, the primary in 6 ways, none of which are watching . Mike, , plans to over and over again In South Carolina, Darline Graham and Trump aren’t yet losing . In Wisconsin, it wasn’t quite , but almost, with ‘s last-minute plateauing and normie Dems . David Crowley might not , but apparently, love holidays. Almost no one is as normie or as old as James Carville, yet . On to the midterms, . is election...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 11, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
While busy with to prep for tomorrow’s , David Waldman had a few moments to share his thoughts on recent events. Attending the NATO summit in Turkey, Donald . Trump … Psyche! Trump into (which should be ) and ! The big question remaining is ? Trump’s has been exposed… well, another one of them. into and . Once they were rid of , Greenland believed that the threat of being was gone forever. Unfortunately, Dr. Phil has . Could Mike Lindell ? Who knows what awaits? Marsha Blackburn against of Tennessee commies. Now, , Marsha believes she’s . Trump can thank the appointment of...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 10, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin return from a chaos weekend that was now that Donald K. Trump is regularly. Not to say things are “better”… or even ““, it’s just that the might be for and Gops to Trump’s war with Iran and also their war with Trump. Sadly, this happened because Democrats . Iran might , from are still stranded on the USS Lincoln. Israel on how they should lose in Gaza. The , , , and will be a big deal for the midterms, but . Troy Jackson about Susan Collins, so that even Democrats can understand. Reality somebody fiasco. ? ? Nah, and . Sunlight is ...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman the Friday KITM at our doorstep. They’re ! will America . Not having a job makes . The bros over at DOGE , as they just moved out of their parent’s basement, and have . 200,000 jobs in Mexico are at stake as . The Trump Administration repeatedly admitted in Court to . Yeah, sure, ? Surrender is in Donald Trump’s Iran war as his dries up. Iran could take the war to the US water supply, but t? Russia was after the Ukraine war, but . Max Miller is putting into his campaign. The only election news is that the of Tennessee their Congressman . I bet this is the worst...
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Kagro in the Morning - August 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us to Thursday, by more or less being at . The Senate has been busy, finalizing a stopgap funding bill to move the shutdown to . They also launched and have only Dr. Anthony S. (Science!) Fauci. Greg Dworkin rolled up his sleeve and reached deep into of ex-Twitter and pulled out some fresh polls for you. They’re oh and won’t make you . Also, some Poindexter is of Max Miller in Ohio, which is good, as . Remember, vote BLUE no matter… who now? Abdul ? Abdulrahman El-Sayed? Well… we .. ? Oh well, that sure worked against , who was backed by Donald ...
info_outlineDavid Waldman brings us more news and more thoughts about said news.
Greg Dworkin brings his Raft O’ Stories™, and an economy–sized bag of primary takeaways. In the Florida elections, it was a bad night for bad guy Cory Mills, who had Donald K. Trump’s “Complete and Total Endorsement.” Trump never did like him, now. Cory was just one of Trump’s losers, with various carpetbaggers going down. Florida cleaned house, even the Sarasota school board flipped.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz defeated all the black candidates in a new black district, because “electability”, yet Angie Nixon beat Alexander Vindman for a Quixotic tilt at the midterms. Vindman losing is the only thing Donald remembers from the night.
There was a near-total massacre for the Freedom Caucus in the Wyoming primary, and yet another Trump loser. In Pennsylvania, Dems flipped a Trump 18+ district, which had to hurt more than his ear. Gops need election deniers because Dems are going to be denying them elections.
Everybody‘s pissing on data centers, and you know what, they have a point. Dems are missing a bet if they don’t get behind the growing anti-surveillance movement soon. ICE and those who want to persecute anti-ICE are part of Flock’s growing customer base. Flock isn’t only useful to the budding Stasi agents in ICE, it’s a great tool for ICE stalkers, sex criminals and child abusers as well. Compliant Technologies products are perfect for rapists, but also invaluable for those who need a record of someone fighting back recorded to their bodycams.
Donald and Pete Hegseth are playing a game of Battleship, and both look like they are winning.
Natalie Harp, how does she… Oh man, you do NOT want to know how she does it. The biggest proof that MAGA is a cult is that they actually believe that Trump is having sex with her.