Kagro in the Morning - October 16, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman presents another KITM under the cloud of another mass shooting. This time, a teen shooter before apparently encountering . He was stopped before he made it to the Nurse’s Office, . We can only hope that future shooters will become . A trillionaire supervillain can kill before and starts . The of Elon Musk’s can Elon . Donald . Trump Ilhan Omar for about . He can’t get quite close enough therefore into and , both alternatives. Kristi Noem . Trump’s DOJ began in . The administration is over their attempted collection of voter data. are now administration made...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 15, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman bides his time and ours , by releasing another fascinating KITM. is a who has to , not because or , but by . He owns a that Greg Dworkin visits in order to supply our . Dems are Gops are getting killed, but in this case, . Democrats are . Republicans are Neither will as . Nevertheless, there’s already winners and losers. James Talarico took in a . Luckily, James on . Meanwhile, Gop Andy Harris’ was . In Andy’s defense, he never before , and he won’t have to at either. Abdul El-Sayed knows , and . , ? The , she do it. In fact, she . Whatever she wasn’t...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take us to Election Day. And ! Probably a we in , but Election Day can be ASAP. Horoscopes and polls about , yet with a bad horoscopev. The about recent polling, however, is that , and under the strain. Gops are , it’s become so bad. That is but pretty , . Trump during his Alaska rally. Executions would, of course, get more press but the public . The election is revealing some , some , and . The difference between and ignorance is that ignorance . Soon, we won’t have Kimberly Guilfoyle to . Well, “soon”. There’s to . People like Eric...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us on KITM. Donald . Trump opened in Youngstown, John Husted’s impressive ““. I don’t know how Husted should take this, as Donald was . , and had to be , that is, . Trump ended Russia and Ukraine . South Dakota Gop Monae Johnson became . Meanwhile, His Excellency, the Most Reverend , J.C.D., Archbishop for the Military Services, USA, knew right from wrong . James Talarico? Ken Paxton couldn’t find him . Nevada Secretary of State Cisco Aguilar girds his loins as approaches. They say you can’t be for , yet is willing to . A furious judge on Trump’s...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 12, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman congratulates Hitler Mussolini, “, on today’s . For several months, Greg Dworkin has which were really probably to come. Well, those days are done, , we now have not , from the place on earth. Nonetheless, , if turn out . At least , at this moment, , and . Trump’s illegal ad , and makes viewers . Donald . Trump is earning , which is in a few months, by “” between Russia and Ukraine, which and that only have since . Speaking of Jeffrey Epstein, so is . No, you hand it to her, although sooner or later, . Ilhan Omar vengeance list. Kimberly Guilfoyle . It is...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 9, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman treats us to another KITM before. Did you hear? about Donald . Trump and ! So much so that the two of them to introduce a . Yes, it is the . Next up against the wall . Not just but... no... actually, Tom Emmer went from holding to holding . Let's see, following the Somalis will be... . We're gonna need a bigger wall. Trump also wants criminal charges against , and , and probably before the end of today. ? Kim established a "" club in Greece that . Eric "" Deters is really with now! Marco Rubio of this, except for the part . Don Jr says, "Tell Kim. it was me." Set...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 8, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman fixed his KITM audio problems! Now, if he only , he could try to remember it for next time. Greg Dworkin brings us with of ! will as to the of November 4… Ok, polls . They are this time, too. But look at it this way… poll crappiness could be , but it’s imaginable that they could, this time, be , who . The point is, , and maybe you’ll get to enjoy it then too! Donald . Trump is , , , and , but mostly . that he’ll give them $5000, and that he won’t. Trump will and will over , which news . The one word voters use to describe Trump is ““, but in the Trump...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman keeps waking up with computer problems that he . Henceforth, will be tattooed somewhere on his body. Greg Dworkin rounded up . The polls heading to everywhere, how red. Where it’s blue past . Meanwhile, soars. Texans might vote to Bo French. Dems are . Gops have a of , but to . Susan Collins is going to prove . Tom Barrett will have to . You that Zach Lahn live in Iowa. If you won’t let them , Republicans will just be forced to . Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters are getting together , while the administration . Voters might not , but Donald Trump can think of to...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman does it again! We will continue until we and read all words. ! , . Voting/prayer lines are jammed for tomorrow’s third pick. Donald . Trump suggested letting Iran “” , and he did not mean . He called Senate candidate, mother of 3, Annie Andrews, Stay on the line to get your vote in for tomorrow! Trump with in ways that are … and therefore . , , and are only some of the brain trust being called to in the . Could an replace today’s “SI” () Trump? ? It already . Although voters would probably accept a majority first… a would be Trump is sending checks to ....
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Kagro in the Morning - October 5, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back! Actually, we only turn the microphones , they talk continuously. Almost , a blue wave… … be coming. are already that they were Trump voters. Donald Trump’s popularity is , because he is , and . You know what’s even better than winning polls? Winning elections! And we have some . Kansas Gops could lose . You’d hope that wouldn’t vote Republican, but still might. Vivek Ramaswamy at the 10-yard line yet still has . Susan Collins has , but either. Trump has been in Brazil in for . New assistant press secretary Beni Rae Harmony has ...
info_outlineDavid Waldman reviews day one of Trumpapalooza. David, of course, saw none of it as no one did. Joining him today is KITM‘s very own Greg Dworkin. Greg usually tows in a raft o’ stories, however today it was a steaming scow of fetid X-links. If you have the time, try plugging each poster’s name into Blue Sky and you’ll likely get the same post with the benefit of easier sleep tonight.
The Gop midterm convention offered the usual homoerotic bible-beating delusions, but there were fewer takers coming in wanting to be taken. Donald K. Trump always saves money on his bribes by only bribing stupid people. Donald wants voters to pretend he’s on the ballot, and that’s just what the people not showing up were already picturing. Trump’s get out the vote efforts are working wonders for the Democratic party. Just ask Ken Paxton, who makes Trump throw up a little every time he has to look at him.
By the way, John Fetterman is an irritation, but just not worth the trouble.
If polls could vote, they would likely be voting for Democrats. Here’s what Texas voters think. Here’s what Jewish voters think. It will be nice if the voting works out similarly to the polling.
Former candidate, soon to be former Gop Representative, Chuck Edwards got a swift censure kick to the ass on his way out the door. This election, Republicans testify in Democratic ads and write op-eds against other Republicans, even if they are their brother. Trump isn’t the only one who hates Ken Paxton.
Voters want to halt data centers in a desperate, perhaps futile bid against AI, Flock cameras, and the encroachment of surveillance technologies. Your “smart TV” is an obvious suspect, and you should probably be taking steps right now to make it dumber. Don’t worry about your Waymo however, that’s just some guy in the Philippines staring at you.
A “military aide” is taking the blame for a multi-person error on Trump’s Qatari bribe plane. Oh well, it could have been worse, or better.
Old school progressives out there who still have little brown diesel station wagons… like me… are still paying their dues.