Kagro in the Morning - October 19, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
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Kagro in the Morning - October 16, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman presents another KITM under the cloud of another mass shooting. This time, a teen shooter before apparently encountering . He was stopped before he made it to the Nurse’s Office, . We can only hope that future shooters will become . A trillionaire supervillain can kill before and starts . The of Elon Musk’s can Elon . Donald . Trump Ilhan Omar for about . He can’t get quite close enough therefore into and , both alternatives. Kristi Noem . Trump’s DOJ began in . The administration is over their attempted collection of voter data. are now administration made...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 15, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman bides his time and ours , by releasing another fascinating KITM. is a who has to , not because or , but by . He owns a that Greg Dworkin visits in order to supply our . Dems are Gops are getting killed, but in this case, . Democrats are . Republicans are Neither will as . Nevertheless, there’s already winners and losers. James Talarico took in a . Luckily, James on . Meanwhile, Gop Andy Harris’ was . In Andy’s defense, he never before , and he won’t have to at either. Abdul El-Sayed knows , and . , ? The , she do it. In fact, she . Whatever she wasn’t...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 14, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin take us to Election Day. And ! Probably a we in , but Election Day can be ASAP. Horoscopes and polls about , yet with a bad horoscopev. The about recent polling, however, is that , and under the strain. Gops are , it’s become so bad. That is but pretty , . Trump during his Alaska rally. Executions would, of course, get more press but the public . The election is revealing some , some , and . The difference between and ignorance is that ignorance . Soon, we won’t have Kimberly Guilfoyle to . Well, “soon”. There’s to . People like Eric...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 13, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman brings us on KITM. Donald . Trump opened in Youngstown, John Husted’s impressive ““. I don’t know how Husted should take this, as Donald was . , and had to be , that is, . Trump ended Russia and Ukraine . South Dakota Gop Monae Johnson became . Meanwhile, His Excellency, the Most Reverend , J.C.D., Archbishop for the Military Services, USA, knew right from wrong . James Talarico? Ken Paxton couldn’t find him . Nevada Secretary of State Cisco Aguilar girds his loins as approaches. They say you can’t be for , yet is willing to . A furious judge on Trump’s...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 12, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman congratulates Hitler Mussolini, “, on today’s . For several months, Greg Dworkin has which were really probably to come. Well, those days are done, , we now have not , from the place on earth. Nonetheless, , if turn out . At least , at this moment, , and . Trump’s illegal ad , and makes viewers . Donald . Trump is earning , which is in a few months, by “” between Russia and Ukraine, which and that only have since . Speaking of Jeffrey Epstein, so is . No, you hand it to her, although sooner or later, . Ilhan Omar vengeance list. Kimberly Guilfoyle . It is...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 9, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman treats us to another KITM before. Did you hear? about Donald . Trump and ! So much so that the two of them to introduce a . Yes, it is the . Next up against the wall . Not just but... no... actually, Tom Emmer went from holding to holding . Let's see, following the Somalis will be... . We're gonna need a bigger wall. Trump also wants criminal charges against , and , and probably before the end of today. ? Kim established a "" club in Greece that . Eric "" Deters is really with now! Marco Rubio of this, except for the part . Don Jr says, "Tell Kim. it was me." Set...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 8, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman fixed his KITM audio problems! Now, if he only , he could try to remember it for next time. Greg Dworkin brings us with of ! will as to the of November 4… Ok, polls . They are this time, too. But look at it this way… poll crappiness could be , but it’s imaginable that they could, this time, be , who . The point is, , and maybe you’ll get to enjoy it then too! Donald . Trump is , , , and , but mostly . that he’ll give them $5000, and that he won’t. Trump will and will over , which news . The one word voters use to describe Trump is ““, but in the Trump...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 7, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman keeps waking up with computer problems that he . Henceforth, will be tattooed somewhere on his body. Greg Dworkin rounded up . The polls heading to everywhere, how red. Where it’s blue past . Meanwhile, soars. Texans might vote to Bo French. Dems are . Gops have a of , but to . Susan Collins is going to prove . Tom Barrett will have to . You that Zach Lahn live in Iowa. If you won’t let them , Republicans will just be forced to . Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters are getting together , while the administration . Voters might not , but Donald Trump can think of to...
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Kagro in the Morning - October 6, 2026
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman does it again! We will continue until we and read all words. ! , . Voting/prayer lines are jammed for tomorrow’s third pick. Donald . Trump suggested letting Iran “” , and he did not mean . He called Senate candidate, mother of 3, Annie Andrews, Stay on the line to get your vote in for tomorrow! Trump with in ways that are … and therefore . , , and are only some of the brain trust being called to in the . Could an replace today’s “SI” () Trump? ? It already . Although voters would probably accept a majority first… a would be Trump is sending checks to ....
info_outlineAt least David Waldman can prove where he was this morning.
Eric Schmidt was hoist with his own Jack Smith petard the moment that we all discovered, in real time, his very own conspiracy theory was 100% Schmidt. And to think Eric was so close to the big time too!
Greg Dworkin hauls in a huge Raft O' Stories™, chock full o' X crap™. Elon has had a tough time recently and we all need to pull together to help.
Blue wave, maybe! Only one sure way to know, and it's not polls. Polling and results could end up in a similar place this time, though, mostly because Donald K. Trump sucks so much. Just ask Ken Paxton! Just ask Marjorie Taylor Greene!
Just ask AI! ...right before it slits your throat. Of course, "AI" is no match for "SI", or the "Stupid Idiot" who spelled United States wrong in an executive order.
Venezuela has spent a decade trying to please Trump and look at what it got them.
A federal judge last week ordered the Trump administration to “immediately” notify her if it plans to release federal voter eligibility lists, and now they have to plan something worse.
Pete Hegseth will keep firing generals until the armed forces looks completely fabulous.
If you are into cuckolds, cosplay, and cages, this is your lucky day!