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It's a sad day when you look in the mirror and say, "I'm gonna sue you so hard..."
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Everyone wants to know: how many scumbags can you fit into one scandal?
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One great thing about getting through a crisis... is waiting for the next one to happen.
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We can't say how things are going right now, but bottom line is that we blame everyone but ourselves.
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Too many chefs in the kitchen makes for the best cooking shows. Also the best government.
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Caution: not all bears are fake. But some are.
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Sometimes even Republicans have a moral rock bottom.
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All aboard for another four years on the funwagon-deathride-bizarreathon. Should be a riot!
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For all of you voters out there, the sky might just get bigger next time around.
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Nice to be back! Here's one for the lawyers...and for the people who love [loathe] them. Thanks everyone for listening!
info_outlineHow much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.