Episode 129: Ask Not For Whom The Vulture Lands, It Lands For Thee
Release Date: 07/23/2021
Left Hand Poetry
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Ask Not For Whom The Vulture Lands, It Lands For Thee
One hazy morning while out walking
The wife, the dog, and I were talking
(Only spouse and I were talking;
The dog was just out there to pee).
We happened on a large black bird
I wondered if she had overheard?
Of what and which we both were talking
And if she'd swooped down to see.
At first I thought she was a turkey
We get them 'round here, so often lurking
In the woods where folks go walking
Maybe it … was a he?
And then I took a closer look and found
That this bird was far too round
I took his measure, firmly marking
That bird was not a wild turkey.
I paid my wife this next cognition
Aided by my further vision
A closer look without gawking:
This was a vulture, Comma, turkey.
A turkey vulture there just sitting
Eying roadkill, stock-still sitting.
Dare I say its best at lurking
Against the roadbed's adjacent quey.
And so we left him (her?) there in peace
The wife, the dog, and by default, me.
We left that turkey vulture to his hawking
Obeyed his silent, hungry plea.
Thus some truths eternal hold
Be they often meek or seldom bold
See me sane and never barking,
Ask not for whom the vulture lands:
It lands for thee.