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Mad at the Internet
A southeast asian implodes the Delta Rune fandom, remembering 9/11, investigating degenerate low IQ languages, Kash Patel tries to have FBI agents brigade a post on twitter, and Hasan Piker gets a visit of ZALGO.
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You Win Some, You Lose Some
Mad at the Internet
Being denied an X Bank Account, winning in court against Liz Fong Jones, the FED releases some video games, Boogie and EDP have a chat, Milo Yiannopoulous gets deported and LowTierGod hits a new low.
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Flock Around and Find Out
Mad at the Internet
The United States is inendated with Flock Cameras that monitor you 24/7, GTA6 leak hacker loses traction, Chantal gains weight on Ozempic and returns to Syria, The Quartering lies about his dog to sell coffee, and Chris O’Neill (Oneyplays) gets snaked by a supposed ex-girlfriend.
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While the Janny is Away
Mad at the Internet
Updates on the forum while away, a gay black British professor self sudokus after being found out a fraud, Indians leak GTA 6, Elaine Miller and her doxing friends break up, DSP opens more Pokemon cards, Mr. Obvious goes ape, IDUBBBZ refuses to denounce Redditors, and Chris Hanson gets banned from Roblox.
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Grounded
Mad at the Internet
Companies fight over the Backrooms IP, Tim Walz protects a chomo, sperm racing, Jet Neptune gets cancelled (again), Clavicular hangs out with Netanyahu, Alex Rosen says the gamer word, Onision returns, Chibi Reviews doxes himself, and Gabe Hoffman goes after Ralph again.
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The Holy Grail
Mad at the Internet
DSP shows off his pogeyman cards, Clavicular and Chud the Builder have a gay-off, Spooney’s stalker shoots her shot, and Ethan Ralph has more women problems.
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67
Mad at the Internet
The PM of England resigns, 67 Chicken Nugget lawsuit, England literally melts, a female police officer shoots a rabbi, Chud the Builder has a secret gay lover, Bryan Dunn goes of a flagging spree, Philosophy Tube gets written out of Game of Thrones, and Ethan Ralph eats some Tuna.
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Haha, You’re so Mature
Mad at the Internet
King of /pol/ gets caught red handed, we remember June-teenth, Oliver Tree dies, Ralph gets felted by Scarlet, Jack Scalfani spergs out, Short Fat Otaku wants blood in the streets, and a Jewish woman makes fun of the half a million rape victims in England.
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Crime Doesn’t Pay
Mad at the Internet
Karmelo Anthony is the latest dindu-nuffin who stabbed Austin Metcalf at a track meet, Alex Rosen helps female officer arrest a fat diddler, Pearl Davis visits church for the first time in her life, Gooseworx gets a thread, Elijah Schaffer gets caught with his pants down, and Ralph launches his own version of Kiwifarms, with blackjack and hookers.
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Entrepreneurs
Mad at the Internet
The black community discovers the joys of owning a small business, The Amazing Digital Circus hits the big screen, a British youth named Henry Novak gets killed by a "religious knife", Hasan goes to a protest and get heckled, Nick Rekieta gets in a car accident, and Ethan Ralph has more woman problems.
info_outlineThree days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-ride, iDubbbz and Anisa do stupid voices together, Ralph is bald and plans to reform, BossmanJack argues with everyone, and a Reddit moderator's girlfriend might just be an Indian boy again.