They Fly Now?!
Mad at the Internet
Elon Musk reveals flying cars, LowTierGod reads a bedtime story, Trump ruins everyone's fun by canceling the first public execution since the 1800s, Thots throw dogs, and Ethan Ralph starts doing food reviews.
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Malfoid
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People goon out over Draco Malfoid, Cog starts a Lego Youtube Channel, Furaffinity gets debunked, another blow to H1-B, DSP continues to be be bad at games and someone interviews Patrick Tomlinson.
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Fat Bear Week
Mad at the Internet
A crazy Canadian and a drunk Florida judge strip an American patriot of his rights, the FBI gets hacked, Netanyahu mentions Hasan, Melony Mac ditches Quarter Pounder, and Clavicular gets arrested again.
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Liquidating the Congo
Mad at the Internet
An aspiring young Minecraft YouTuber spends $119,000 on his father's company credit card to become an eceleb, South Park jumps the shark again, Xi gets hospitalized from eating Indian food, the fall of PewDiePie, and Keffals takes Shrooms.
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Mad at the Internet
A southeast asian implodes the Delta Rune fandom, remembering 9/11, investigating degenerate low IQ languages, Kash Patel tries to have FBI agents brigade a post on twitter, and Hasan Piker gets a visit of ZALGO.
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You Win Some, You Lose Some
Mad at the Internet
Being denied an X Bank Account, winning in court against Liz Fong Jones, the FED releases some video games, Boogie and EDP have a chat, Milo Yiannopoulous gets deported and LowTierGod hits a new low.
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Flock Around and Find Out
Mad at the Internet
The United States is inendated with Flock Cameras that monitor you 24/7, GTA6 leak hacker loses traction, Chantal gains weight on Ozempic and returns to Syria, The Quartering lies about his dog to sell coffee, and Chris O’Neill (Oneyplays) gets snaked by a supposed ex-girlfriend.
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While the Janny is Away
Mad at the Internet
Updates on the forum while away, a gay black British professor self sudokus after being found out a fraud, Indians leak GTA 6, Elaine Miller and her doxing friends break up, DSP opens more Pokemon cards, Mr. Obvious goes ape, IDUBBBZ refuses to denounce Redditors, and Chris Hanson gets banned from Roblox.
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Grounded
Mad at the Internet
Companies fight over the Backrooms IP, Tim Walz protects a chomo, sperm racing, Jet Neptune gets cancelled (again), Clavicular hangs out with Netanyahu, Alex Rosen says the gamer word, Onision returns, Chibi Reviews doxes himself, and Gabe Hoffman goes after Ralph again.
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The Holy Grail
Mad at the Internet
DSP shows off his pogeyman cards, Clavicular and Chud the Builder have a gay-off, Spooney’s stalker shoots her shot, and Ethan Ralph has more women problems.
info_outlineHitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.